Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.Rusl Lynes
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. Kin Hubbard.
In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.Oscar Wilde带有风字的诗句
I'm not cynical. Just experienced.
I once nt a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.Mark Twain
But a lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.George Bernard Shaw
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.Terry Pratchett.
The British Secret Service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homoxuals working for the KGB.Clive James.
My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.Winston Churchill
It is most unwi for people in love to marry.George Bernard Shaw
He who can does. He who cannot, teaches.George Bernard Shaw
Do not worry about your problems with mathematics, I assure you mine are far greater. Albert Einstein
I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers.Woody Allen
The u of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should therefore be regarded as a criminal offenEdsger Dijkstra
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excu for Halloween everyday. Gwen Stefani.
An ambassador is a person who, having failed to cure an office from the people, is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.Ambro Bierce
When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.Woody Allen
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. Dan Quayle
Dancing: the vertical expression of a horizontal desire.George Bernard Shaw
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.Joan Rivers
There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.Josh Billings
Work is the cur of the drinking class.
All are lunatics, but he who can analy his delusions is called a philosopher.Ambro Bierce
Television: A medium. So called becau it's neither rare nor well done.Ernie Kovacs.
I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.Stephen King
Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up. Muhammad Ali.
I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.Bob Hope
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. WC Fields.
More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choo
correctly.Woody Allen
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.Imelda Marcos
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.Jay London
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.W. C. Fields
Anyone who says he can e through women is missing a lot.Groucho Marx
I never forget a face, but in your ca I'll be glad to make an exception.Groucho Marx
我身边的榜样The Internet is a gateway to get on the net. Bob Dole.
外贸业务流程If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting. Herman J. Mankiewicz
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.George Burns
When Peter Beardsley appears on television, daleks hide behind the sofa. Nick Hancock.
Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath that knows where you live.Martin Golding Never have more children than you have car windows.Erma Bombeck
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.Yakov Smirnoff.
Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award.Billy Wilder.
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers We are the president. Hillary Clinton.
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.Stephen Fry
Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.Alfred Hitchcock.
I have been commissioned to write an autobiography and I would be grateful to any of your readers who could tell me what I was doing between 1960 and 1974.Jeffrey Bernard.
Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.Ralph Johnson
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. Farmers' Almanac, 1978.
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.Oscar Wilde
No human investigation can be called real science if it cannot be demonstrated mathematically.Leonardo da Vinci
All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling.Oscar Wilde
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.Rita Rudner
I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where
we come in; we're computer professionals. We cau accidents.Nathaniel Borenstein
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.Spike Milligan称谓礼仪
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like
you.Groucho Marx
I ud to ll furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. Les Dawson.
Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. John Galbraith.
I have made this [letter] longer, becau I have not had the time to make it shorter.Blai Pascal
It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV.Lisa Simpson
You're never too old to become younger.Mae West
Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.Richard Nixon
Electricity is really just organized lightning.George Carlin
My reputation grows with every failure.Bernard Shaw
Where there is no patrol car, there is no speed limit.Peter Beckmann.
I never met a kid I liked.W.C. Fields
Once you're done writing the code, never open it again unless you
want to e how uncomprehensible and utterly ridiculous it really
is.Raphael Sazonov
You're everywhere. You're omnivorous.Homer SimpsonTo God.
I was raid in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty clo to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is clo to
California. George W Bush风油精的功效
What other culture could have produced someone like Hemmingway and
not en the joke?Gore Vidal.
If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably
直接的近义词wrong.Norm Schryer
If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me
with keeping really good company with Laura.George W Bush
Andy Warhol is the only genius I've ever known with an I.Q. of
60.Gore Vidal.
者打一成语There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman
止的反义词thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.Salvador Dali
The biggest no-talent I ever worked with. Paul Cohen on Buddy Holly
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it
makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.Garrison Keilor.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. WC Fields.
Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lo their feelings.Mae West
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's
finished.Zsa Zsa Gabor
I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.Kevin Gildea.
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. Robin Williams.
Diplomacy is the art of saying ice doggie' until you can find a
rock.Will Rogers
