Jokes
1. There’s a man down the street who has such big feet that when it rains, he lies down and us them as umbrellas!
2. Last winter, the cow caught such a bad cold that she gave ice cream instead of milk.
3. Have you heard about Will Knott? He’s so lazy that he sings his name Won’t.
Idiom：
pull one’s leg 开玩笑(不是“拉后腿”) hold sb. Back
in one’s birthday suit 赤身裸体(不是“穿着生日礼服”) wearing their birthday suits
eat one’s words 收回前言(不是“吃话”)
an apple of love 西红柿(不是“爱情之果”)
handwriting on the wall 不祥之兆(不是“大字报”)
bring down the hou 博得全场喝彩(不是“推倒房子”)
have a fit 勃然大怒(不是“试穿”)
make one’s hair stand on end 令人毛骨悚然-恐惧(不是“令人发指--气愤”)
be taken in 受骗，上当(不是“被接纳”)
think a great deal of onelf 高看或看重自己(不是“为自己想得很多”)
pull up one’s socks 鼓起勇气(不是“提上袜子”)
have the heart to do (用于否定句)忍心做……不是“有心做”或“有意做”)
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除此之外，还有一些表达方式需要注意。
Look out! 当心!(不是“向外看”)
What a shame! 多可惜!真遗憾!(不是“多可耻”)
You don’t say! 是吗!(不是“你别说”)
You can say that again! 说得好!(不是“你可以再说一遍”)
I haven’t slept better. 我睡得好极了。(不是“我从未睡过好觉”)
You can’t be too careful in your work. 你工作越仔细越好。(不是“你工作不能太仔细”)
It has been 4 years since I smoked. 我戒烟4年了。(不是“我抽烟4年了”)
All his friends did not turn up. 他的朋友没全到。(不是“他的朋友全没到”)
People will be long forgetting her. 人们在很长时间内会记住她的。(不是“人们会永远忘记她”)
He was only too plead to let them go. 他很乐意让他们走。(不是“他太高兴了，不愿让他们走”)
It can’t be less interesting. 它无聊极了。(不是“它不可能没有趣”)
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Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Becau it’s too far to walk!
Q: What must you do before you get board a bus?
A: Get on it!
Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: The word smiles becau there is a mile between each s.
Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?
A: A taxi driver.
Q: What is black and white, white and black, black and white?
哥哥我衣服湿了 A: A zebra caught in a revolving door!!
Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?
A: To show his girlfriend he had guts.
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Q: What did the pig say when the man grabbed him by the tail?
A: That’s the end of me…
Q. What happens when you throw a black cat in the red a?牵手走过
A. It gets wet.
Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: Becau it was not peeling well!
Q. Why do fish swim in salt water?
A. Becau pepper makes them sneeze.
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. You’re too young to smoke
Q: Why was six afraid of ven?
A: Becau ven ate nine
Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
水仙简笔画 A: Becau nobody el will do it for them.
Q. Why did the cat cross the road?
A. To get away from the dog!
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Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. To cha the cat on the other side!!!
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud
Q: What do you get when you throw all the books in the world in the ocean?
A: A title wave
Q: Why don’t vampires like mosquitoes?
A: Too much competition!
Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: The teacher says “Spit out your gum” and the train says “Choo! Choo!”员工辞职申请书
