关于中式英语的有趣英文演讲稿(共9篇)
篇一：有趣的中式英语大全
中式英语汇编
1．no three no four 不三不四
2．how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．you don''t bird me,I don''t bird you你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4．you have ed I will give you some color to e e, brothers ！together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝
什么东西最补肾
6．you me you me 彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!!你给我站住！
8．know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知... 9．Watch sister 表妹
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mou''s son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chine not enough美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过cad阵列
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money, I have no; if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
炒甘蓝的家常做法18．you have two down son。你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die有多远，死多远！！
20．I give you face you don’t want face, you lo you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21．People mountain and people a. 人山人海
星座守护22．ven up eight down七上八下
23．love who who爱谁谁
24．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿柑普茶的功效与作用
25．一说：you have ed, give you some colours to e e! 你有种，给你点颜色看看一答：you try try e！你试试看！
26．雇主：how much do you want a month?
保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you800块，吃你的，住你的 27．wang eight eggs 王八蛋
蛋挞液怎么做简单做法28．no care three ven two ten one 不管三七二十一
29．ice snow clever 冰雪聪明
30．Try try e 试试看
31．you ask me,I ask who 你问我，我问谁去？
32．hor hor tiger tiger 马马虎虎
33．where cool where you stay 哪儿凉快哪儿呆着
34．morning three night four 朝三暮四
35．x is good 性本善
36．spring spring ,I love die you! 春春，我爱死你了。
心情不好怎么发泄
37．play a big knife before guan gong 关公面前耍大刀
38．you and he have a log 你和他有一腿
39．niubility牛气哄哄
40．fire big火大
41．Go past, no mistake past.走过路过，不要错过
42．We two who and who?咱俩谁跟谁？。
43．CHicken without xuaI life 童子鸡
44．Four Glad Meatballs 四喜丸子直译：四个开心的肉球
45．Wash after relief用过请冲水解释：中国的厕所光冲（flush）不行，居然还要“洗”（wash）！
46．Government abu chicken宫暴鸡丁
47．At KFC, We do Chichen Right在肯德基，我们做鸡是对的 48．take iron coffee拿铁咖啡
49．Where cool where you stay！哪凉快上哪呆着
50．colour wolf色狼
51．dry goods干货
52．let the hor come on放马过来
53．red face know me 红颜知己
54．look through autumn water望穿秋水
55．go you mother's去你妈
56．May I borrow your light？借光
57．Handsome Year, Morning Die英年早逝
58．go and look走着瞧
59．poor light egg穷光蛋
60．first e you，I shit love you第一次见你，我便爱上了你 61．no money no talk 没钱免谈
62．dry mother干妈
63．wang old five王老五
64．ten three point十三点
65．money or life？要钱还是要命？
66．power line电源线
67．play an ax before luban 班门弄斧
68．no door 没门
69．go ahead 去你个头
中文：请勿交谈，以防飞沫
英文：Plea No Conversation, No Saliva
翻译：禁止交谈，禁止唾液
中文：留住花的美，体现您的美
英文：For the sake of everyone's enjoyment, plea do pick the flowers北京生活频道
翻译：为了娱乐别人，请务必摘花
中文：滥用胶袋，需缴费每个2元。
英文：To abu plastic bag, plea pay money each 2 dollar
翻译：如果想要虐待塑料袋，请缴费每个2元
中文：有毒有害垃圾
英文：Poisonous & Evil Rubbish
翻译：有毒邪恶垃圾
中文：您给我一份爱心，我给您一片温馨
英文：Give me your love, and I will make you peel at home
翻译：给我你的爱，我会让你在家里剥皮
中文：餐饮后，请将椅子归位并带走您的垃圾，谢谢
英文：Plea Keep chair on position & Keep table cleaned after dying. Thanks for your corporation.
翻译：死之后请保持椅子的位置及桌子的清洁。谢谢您的企业。中文：景区花木期盼您的呵护
