1.
各位知不知道“让广州充满爱”的官方翻译？？？？？？？？
————Let’s make love everywhere in our Guangzhou！！
2.
知道外国人如何翻译九阳神功么= =
“nine men's power"
当时看到这个笑死我了= =~~~
还有各种神翻译
九阴真经nine women’story 轻功水上飘 flying skill 打狗棒法guide of dog beating 洗髓经 wash bone 易筋经 change your bone 八荒六合唯我独尊功 my name is NO.1四阶魔方换棱公式
one finger death touth ~余突然想起在英语联系上的中国功夫……
此乃一阳指
3.
干货 fuck goods
4. 干爆鸭子
Fuck the duck until exploded
5.
今天在快点快餐的宣传单上看菜名，还是中英文双标的
可看了没多久就雷得我不轻·········
千张肉丝：1000 Pork
fetion鱼香肉丝：Fish Smelling Pork Silk
地三鲜：Land Three Fresh
1.we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
2.how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你 怎么老是你
3.you dont bird me,I dont bird you
你不 鸟我，我也不 鸟你
4．you have ed I will give you some color to e e,brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
现代文明病有事起奏，无事退朝
6.you me you me
彼此彼此
7.You Give Me Stop!!
定向增发你给我站住
8.know is know no know is no know
知之为知之， 不知为不 知...
9.WATCH SISTER
表妹
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mou son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞
11．American Chine not enough
美中不足
12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 小学管理规程
车祸现场描述
13.heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14.go past no mistake past
走过路过不要错过
15.小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16.．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one
要钱没有。要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18.you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19.as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
20.I give you face you dont wanna face,you lo you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不 要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
you me you me 彼此彼此
watch sister表妹
American Chine not enough 美中不足
heart flower angry open 心花怒放
go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过
People mountain and people a. 人山人海
ven up eight down 七上八下 施工组织设计包括哪些内容
love who who 爱谁谁
no three no four不三不四
morning three night four 朝三暮四
red face konw me红颜知己
wang eight eggs 王八蛋
ten three point 十三点
no care three ven two ten one 不管三七二十一
play a big knife before Guan Gong 关公面前耍大刀
play an ax before Lu Ban 班门弄斧
小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
One car come one car go,two car peng peng, people die.（车祸现场描述）
We two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿！
How are you? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
You don't bird me, I don't bird you.你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。
You have ed I will give you some color to e e,brothers！together up！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
引人注目是什么意思
Hello everybody! If you have something to say, then say! If you have nothing to say,go home!有事起奏，无事退朝。
You give me stop! 你给我站住！
Know is know no know is no know. 知之为知之，不知为不知。
Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mou's son can make hole!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条
You have two down son。你有两下子。
As far as you go to die. 有多远，死多远！
蕨菜汤
I give you face you don't wanna face, you lo you face,I turn my face.
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸.
Want money no,want life one! 要钱不给，要命有一条！
Money or life？要钱还是要命？
Good good study,day day up! 好好学习，天天向上！
You ask me,I ask who？你问我，我去问谁？
We are one home people. 我们是一家人。
You have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart! 有话快说，有屁快放！
You talk like breaking the wind!你说话像放屁一样!
我看过的最牛、最搞笑的就是恶搞《三字经》翻译版的了
以下凡是***就是S.E.X
人之初， At the beginning of life,
