一切都好
Okay-dokay.
每次看这部电影 我都很困惑
This movie baffles me every time we watch it.
什么意思
What do you mean?
指南说得一清二楚
The instructions are very clear:
午夜后别喂魔怪
"don't feed the gremlins after midnight."
别弄湿魔怪
"don't get the gremlins wet."
这能有多难
How hard is that?
伙计们好啊
Hi,guys.
好啊 亲爱的
Hi,honey.
好
Hey.
都已经是"亲爱的"啦
Ooh,we're "honey" now,are we?
对 自从他们发展至肉体关系
Yes. Since their relationship become carnal,
佩妮就升级了对他的爱称
Penny has upgraded his designated term of endearment,
跟她称为"甜心"的人区分
Thus distinguishing him from tho she calls "sweetie,"
通常为了略微消减隐含的讽刺之意
Usually in an attempt to soften a thinly-veiled insult.
别这么无聊 "甜心"
You're boring people,"sweetie".
但有时她就是赤裸裸的讽刺
Although,sometimes,she omits the veil entirely.
你们在干什么
So,what are you guys doing?
庆祝哥伦布发现美洲纪念日
Celebrating Columbus day.
我们在看《七宝奇谋》《小魔怪》《少年福尔摩斯》
We're watching goonies,gremlins and young sherlock holmes.
都是克里斯?哥伦布的作品
They're all written by Chris Columbus.
好啊
Okay.
那你们感恩节看什么
What do you watch on thanksgiving?
游行
The parade.
这倒是提醒了我
Oh,you know,that reminds me--
我通常回内布拉斯加过感恩节
I usually go back to Nebraska for thanksgiving,
但今年取消了
But this year they're calling it off,
因为我哥哥被人告了
On account of my brother's trial.
为什么
What's he on trial for?
只是个误会
Oh,just a big misunderstanding.
你应该会喜欢我哥哥
You know,you'd actually like my brother.
父亲歌词刘和刚他也算是个化学家
He's kind of a chemist.
既然我今年在这里过感恩节
Anyway,I was thinking I'd have thanksgiving here,
你们都要来
And you are all invited.
我会去的
Oh. I'll be there.
你是用蔓越橘果冻
Will you be rving cranberry jelly
还是蔓越橘酱招待客人
Or cranberry sauce?
估计两个都有
I guess I could rve both.
估计 貌似你对这方面不在行
You guess? You don't em to have much of a handle on this.
佩妮 我很想参加 但每年
Yeah,I really wish I could,Penny,but every year,
我妈都请所有亲戚过来
My mother has all the relatives over and cooks up
做传说中的鸡胸鱼
Her famous tur-briska-fil.
鸡脯鱼?
Tur-briska-fil?
火鸡包胸脯肉杂 胸脯肉里包鱼丸
Turkey stuffed with a brisket stuffed with gefilte fish.
没听起来那么好吃
It's not as good as it sounds.
拉杰 你呢
Raj,what about you?
他通常都去我家过节 对吧
Oh,he usually comes to my hou. Right,pal?
好啦 今年不逼你
All right,this year,you don't have to
吃鸡脯鱼啦
Eat the tur-briska-fil.
我根本不嚼
I don't even
chew it.
直接当药丸吞
I swallow it like pills.
拉杰怎么了
So,what's going on with Raj?
好消息是
Well,the good news is,
我对我妈的鸡脯鱼没意见
He has no problem with my mother's tur-brka-fil.
真不敢相信 继续说
Hard to believe,but go on.
坏消息是 他要被驱逐出境了
The bad news is,he says he'getting deported.
他要被驱逐出境
What do you mean,中国市场经济
是什么意思
He's getting deported?
意思是美国政府
I believe it means that the U.S. Government
要驱赶他离开本国
Is going to expel him from the country.
他要么回印度老家
He could then either return to his native india,
要么移居接受他的国家
Emigrate to another country that's willing to accept him,
或者去公海当个无国籍海盗
Or wander the high as as a stateless pirate.
要是我 我就选海盗
Personally,I'd choo pirate.
佩妮 你能不能先出去
Penny,would you mind stepping outside
我们才能和他谈谈
逆向思维案例
So we can speak to him?
好吧
Fine.
但他也该改改不敢跟女生说话的毛病了
But the man really needs to work on his girl issues.
这也是考虑做海盗的理由
Another reason to consider life of piracy.
即使是今天 海盗仍是男性职业
Even today,I unrstand that's an all-male profession.
好了 她走了
Okay,she's go.
对不起 我失态了
Sorry. I lost my cool.
怎么回事
So,what's going on?
事情是这样的
Okay,here's the deal:
六个月前 我的实验
Six months ago,my rearch testing
测试海王星物体的成分
The predicted composition of trans-neptunian objects
宣告失败
Ran into a dead end.
所以?
So?
我的签证只有在大学任聘才有用
So,my visa's only good as long as i employ to the university.
如果他们发现我的实验一无所获
And when they find out that I've got squat,
他们就会裁掉我
They're going to cut me off.
而且 我说的一无所获是一丁点都没有
By the way,when I say squat,I mean diddly-squat.
我倒是希望有那么一丁点收获
I wish I had squat.
等等 那你过去6个月都在做什么
So,wait,what have you been doing for the past six months?
收收邮件啦
You know,checking e-mail,
更新FACEBOOK页面啦
Updating my facebook status,
搞搞维基词条啦
Messing up wikipedia entries.
你们知道吗
Hey,do you know netflix
NETFLIX现在允许客户端下载电影了
Lets you stream movies on your computer now?
这么说你一直都拿大学的薪水
And you've continued to take the university's money
蒙混过日子
Under fal pretens?
你这个天体物理学家也太没职业道德了
Highly unethical for an astrophysicist.
不过倒是很适合海盗
Although practically mandatory for a pirate.
我不想回印度
I don't want to go back to india.
印度又热又吵 人又多
It's hot and loud,and there's so many people.
你们不知道 到处都是人
You have no idea-- they're everywhere.
伙计
们 动动脑子
Okay,guys,think.
怎么才能让拉杰留下来
How do we keep Raj in the country?
另找一份工作不就行了
Why doesn't he just get another job?
你问我有什么用
What are you asking me for?
我哪知道你能不能说话
I don't know if you can talk now or not.
牛肉
我会很想念你的
I'm going to miss you so much.
知道吗 孟买的麦当劳
Do you know,at the mumbai Mcdonald's,
没有巨无霸
You can't get a big mac?
只有鸡肉大君麦香堡
All you can get is a chicken maharaja mac.
而特制酱料
And the special sauce--
咖喱 相信我 在印度
Curry-- which,in india,believe you me,
咖喱一点也不特别
Is really not that special.
别担心 能找到工作的
Don't worry,you'll find another job.
我先练习一下
Yeah,let me start practicing for it.
"要薯条和大君麦香堡吗"
"do you want fries with maharaja mac?"
好啊 莱纳德
Hi,Leonard.
好啊 拉杰
Hello,Raj.
你好 谢尔顿
Hello， Sheldon.
不好意思 虽然我还不善长解读面部表情
Forgive me,as you know,I'm no adept at reading facial cues,
但我想试一试
But I'm going to take a stab here:
你不是在伤心就是在反胃中
You're either sad or nauated.
-我是伤心 -我正准备说伤心的
- I'm sad. - I was going to say sad.
不知道怎么的我犹豫了
I don't know why I hedged.
你在吃什么
What are you eating?
曲管通心粉配牛肉酱和番茄酱
Elbow macaroni with ground hamburger and tomato sauce.
噢 牛肉通心粉
Oh,beefaroni.
我最怀念的就会是你了
I think I'll miss you most of all.
我一直对这事儿有些疑惑
I've always been a little confud about this.
为什么印度教不准吃牛肉
Why don't hindus eat beef?
我们相信牛就是神
We believe cows are gods.
学术上说并不准确
Not technically.
在印度教中 牛被认为长的像神
In hinduism,cattle are thought to be like god.
不需要你教我自家的文化 谢尔顿
Do not tell me about my own culture,Sheldon!
就我现在的心情 老子会揪你出去的
In the mood I'm in,I'll take you out--
我向牛发誓
I swear to cow!
对不起
I'm sorry.
我也是
Me,too.
我只是 我有点激动了
I' I'm a little on edge.
可以理解
Understandle.
绞股蓝的功效你的整个人生仿佛崩溃了
Your entire life ems to be crumbling around you,
你的未来充其量也只能说惨淡无光
And your future appears bleak at best.
谢谢
Thank you.
而且你在印度教和牛的问题上是错的
And you're wrong about hinduism and cows.
拉杰 你猜怎么着
Hey,Raj,guess what.
拉夫林教授正招募人员加入
Professor Laughlin is looking for someone to join
恒星进化科研小组
The stellar evolution rearch team.
真的吗 那太棒了
You-you're kidding! That's fantastic!
那你还在等什么 打电话预约面试啊
What are you waiting for? Call him and t up an interview.
现在就打
I'm on it.
这叫高兴 对吗
That's happy,right?
-没错 -搞定
-
Yeah. - Nailed it.
库萨帕里博士 请进
Dr. Koothrappali,come on in.
我很惊讶你居然想加入
I was surprid to hear you were interested
我们这个小团队
In joining our little team.
放弃那些海王星外星体了 是吗
Giving up on tho trans-neptunian objects,are we?
不 不 那是个很有前景的领域
No,no,it's a very promising area.
如果条件理想 我愿意花数年在这课题上
In a perfect world,I'd spend veral more years on it.
但我却不能放弃这个机会
But I just couldn't pass up the opportunity
与您共同研究这个令人无比兴奋且还未最终定论的假设上
To work with you on your tremendously exciting And not yet conclusively disproved hypothesis.
说的太精彩了
Splendid.
请坐
Uh,plea sit down.
要来一杯雪利酒吗
Can I offer you a Sherry?
现在还为时过早 不是吗
It's a little early,isn't it?
我们不在比邻星上[很暗的恒星 意指还早]
Not on Proxima Centauri.
说的太好了
That's very good.
非常有趣 但如果你不介意的话
Jolly amusing,but if you don't mind,
把我那杯留到泰坦星日落之时[土卫六 日落晚]
I'll hold off until suet on Titan.
说的好
Well done.
我预感你将会
I have a feeling you're going To fit in just fine,Dr. Koothrappali.
很好的融入这个团队的 库萨帕里博士
谢谢称赞 先生
Thank you,sir.
不好意思
I'm sorry.
我来晚了吗
Am I late?
不 不 时间正好
No,no,no. Right on time.
库萨帕里博士 请允许我向你介绍
Dr. Koothrappali,may I prent
来自麻省理工的麦思彤博士
Dr. Millstone from MIT.
她将领导我们的数据分析小组
She'll be heading up our data analysis team.
很高兴认识你 库萨帕里博士
It's nice to meet you,Dr. Koothrappali.
我读了您关于柯伊伯带物体大小分布的文章
I read your paper on Kuiper Belt object size distribution.
我非常喜欢
I really enjoy it.
您是如何修正选择偏差的呢
How did you correct for the lection bias?
我进行了模拟测试
Well,I ran a simulation that allowed me
令我可以修正观测效率
To correct for the obrvational efficiency.
这实在是太牛了
That's just fascinating.
谢谢
Thank you.
你想在我的热水浴池里了解更多细节吗
Would you like to hear more about it in my hot tub?
那 我们什么时候开始呢
So,when do I start?
你没得到工作是什么意思
What do you mean you didn't get the job?
你怎么可能得不到
How could you not get it?
你知道的 他是英国人 我是印度人
{\c I'm indian.
自甘地之后 他们就对我们不大友好了
Ever since Gandhi,they haven't liked us very much.
等等 你是说他对你有种族歧视
Wait,are you saying that he discriminated against you?
因为我们应该提出控告
Becau we should file a complain
t.
可以是可以
That's okay.
已经有人来控告了
屈直
A complaint's been filed.
好了 玩完了
So,that's it.
那是我最后的希望
That was my last hope.
我要被驱除出境了
I'm going to be deported,
狼狈地回到家里
Sent home in disgrace,
被我表亲桑杰冷嘲热讽
Expod to the sardonic barb of my cousin Sanjay.
或许你们知道他的马甲
Or,as you may know him,
是AT&T的客服人员戴夫
Dave from at&t customer rvice.
我会很想你的
I'm really going to miss you.
你会来印度探望我吗
Will you come visit me india?
天 那个 貌似要17小时的飞机吧
Gee,that's,like,a 17-hour flight.
要不我们在中点相见
How about I meet you halfway?
中点是在离日本海岸线600英里的地方
Halfway is 600 miles off the coast of japan.
干脆这样 我们视频吧
Tell you what,we'll Skype.
先生们
Gentlemen.
-嗨 -拉杰
- Hey. - Raj,
你得到了拉夫林教授的工作吗
Did you get a job with Professor Laughlin?
-
没有 -我猜也是
- No. - I assumed as much.
但别害怕
激励方法
But never fear.
柴烧
就像是无数的动作片里面
Like the subordinate male protagonist
那些次要男主角
In countless action movies
在影片放到一半时消失那样
Who disappears half way through the cond reel,
我现在回来拯救世界
I have returned to save the day.
奇怪了
Odd.
他通常都是在欢呼声中回归的
Usually,he's met by cheers.
不论如何 我正想着探索超弦理论在
Anyway,I was thinking about exploring The string theory implications
暗物质湮灭时所放出的伽玛射线中的含义
Of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations,
我突然间发现我能利用
And it occurred to me that I could benefit--
打扰一下 谢尔顿
Excu me,Sheldon.
通常需要浪费多少卷胶片才能让次要的男主角
How many reels before the subordine male protagonist
说到重点上
Gets to s point?
不好意思 如果你没有为我的出场欢呼
I'm sorry-- if you didn't cheer at my entrance,
那你现在提出你的假设也为时已晚了
象征友谊的花It's too late to buy into the premi.
不管怎么说 我从系主任那里
Anyway,I got some extra money
获得了多余的资金
From the head of the department,
而拉杰可以来给我打工
And Raj can come work for me.
你想让我与你共事
You want me to work with you?
是给我打工
For me.
你今后在工作的时候
You're going to have to listen
必须要更仔细的听清我的话
More careful when you're on the job.
好吧 但是可别搞错了
Ay,uh,plea don't take this the wrong way,
我情愿在乳头上别张纸赤条条地游过恒河抑或是染上病毒痛苦而挣扎着死掉也不要和你一起工作
But I'd rather swim buck-naked across the Ganges
With a paper cut on my nipple And die a slow,agonizing death From a viral infection than work with you.
是为我工作
For me.
谢尔顿 你在忙吗
Sheldon,are you busy
