Phoebe. Will you check out that guy by the window. Wow!
That guy back there? He's awfully short. And I think he's talking to himlf.
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And to be completely honest, he's not that good in bed.
Really?
What is wrong with me lately? It's like, every guy I e.
I mean, look at that guy, for example.
That's not someone I would be attracted to.
But right now, with the way I'm feeling..
all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.
Wait a cond! This is about the fourth month of your pregnancy, right?
-Yeah. -This is completely normal.
Around the fourth month, your hormones start going crazy.
-Really? So this has happened to you? -Absolutely!
And keep in mind now, I was carrying triplets.
So in medical terms, I was thrice as randy.
Wow, this explains so much!
Last weekend, I went from store to store, sitting on Santas' laps.
Yeah, I remember trying to steal a cardboard cutout..
of Evander Holyfield from a Foot Locker.
算命话术Well, I go e my doctor tomorrow. I'll ask her about this.
Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Yeah, that's what you need. A good pill.
Oh, no. Short, crazy guy recognizes me. Worst mistake of my life.
Call me.
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责令整改Great. Hey, Joey, want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice-skating?
Ordinarily, I would love to, but I am just swamped right now.
Where are the pictures that that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together?
Oh, yeah. Probably at the end.
Oh, my God! All he took were pictures of my breasts.
I'm missing picture time!
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You know, she has a face, Ross.
I didn't take the, okay? I didn't even know my camera had a zoom lens.
"Comma, officer."
-Okay, here's a good one of us. -Wow, that is a good one!
It looks like a holiday card.
With the tree in the middle and the skaters and the snow.
Good job, pretzel pervert.
Every year, I say I'm gonna nd out holiday cards and I never do it.
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Do you want to nd this one out together?
Together? Like, to people?端午赛龙舟
Yeah. "Happy holidays, from Mona and Ross." It'll be cute, okay?
Okay.
-I gotta get to work. Call me later? -Sure, sure.
-Bye, guys. -Bye.
Congratulations! You just got married!
I know. Can you believe that?
I'm sorry. What's the big deal about a holiday card?
Married couples nd out cards. Families nd out cards.
People who have been dating for a couple of months don't nd out cards.
-What is she, crazy? -That's your wife you're talking about!
No, really. I mean, that would be like a huge step forward.
I like things just the way they are.
I'm finally in a relationship that's not moving too fast.
You know, ordinarily, I'd be divorced by now.
Okay, so just tell her you don't wanna nd out the card. What's she gonna do?
This.
Oh, okay. I didn't mean to put pressure on you..
I just thought it would be something fun for us to do together..
but okay, that's okay.
Okay, stop. Stop. You're right, it's not that big a deal. I'll do the card.
-What? I said I'd do it. -I know, it's just..
Can I have $20?
-Hi. You ready for lunch? -One cond.
-That's cute. -Bing! And the Bingette!
I thought it felt a little hotter in the office today.
-Oh, honey, you remember my boss, Doug. -Yes. Hi.
Good news! The divorce is final. I signed the papers
I didn't know you and Kara divorced. I'm sorry.
Sorry? I finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap.
-Congratulations to you guys, though. -No leg-chewing for us, sir.
Well, give it time.
So the divorce, the marriage, we got a lot to celebrate.
How about we all go out to dinner tomorrow night.
I can't think of anything we're doing.
Why can't I think of anything we're doing?
Tomorrow night it is. I should be out of court by 6.
They keep throwing xual harassment cas at me..
and I keep knocking them out of the park!
Okay, e you tomorrow.
Just so you know, we're not eing him tomorrow.
Honey, once you get to know him, he's much, much wor.
I can't do this alone.
Honey, I'm sorry. I can't help you. I can't spend another evening with that man.
Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?
That's becau he wasn't invited.
Becau of the way he behaved at our engagement party.
Oh, yeah! Urine cuts right through an ice sculpture, doesn't it?
Oh, what the hell? B plus.
背阔肌功能Hi! I went by the photo shop. Take a look.
