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- O'Donnell, save something for the game.
- I'm just warming up, coach.
- Just talked to the scout again. He's coming tonight. You play half the game .I know you're ...he's prepared to offer you a full scholarship. Free ride to college and the world's your oyster, kid.
- Thanks, coach.
- All right, jockstraps, let's gather up. Picture time. Try not to break the camera.
- We gotta hang on. Ned's not here yet.
- Who cares? He's the water boy.
- That doesn't matter, becau he's part of the team.
- Sorry I'm late! Sorry I'm late! But what kind of Dungeon Master would ...if I left my party in the middle of a battle with a hippogriff?
- Check it out, it's Merlin the Girlin.
- Um, Ned, Ned, look, I'm your best friend, all right, and I'll always have your back. But there's only so much I can do when you show up in a dress.
- O'Donnell. How about you and Boy George join us for this picture?
- Yep. Yep.
- Just one c.
- Give the little guy the sign, plea. Here we are. Nice, guys. Scoot up in back. Come on, you gotta look pretty for the ladies, right? Come on. Yeah. Let's do it. Three, two, one.
- Hey, Vanilla Ice. We got a game here. Let's bring it in.
- Man, I had to. I had to. Oh, man, over there. Who is that stone-cold fox? Oh, it's my girlfriend. Oh, hey, there's my girl.
- Hey.
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I'm glad you're here, Scar. This whole scout thing has me wicked nervous. I just feel like my whole future's riding on this game.
- Yeah. Yeah, I know how you feel.
- Yeah? ? Everything's cool, right?
- Oh, yeah. Everything's totally copacetic.
- Totally?
- Totally.
- O'Donnell.
- I gotta go. See you. You okay?
- Uh, uh... We can talk about it later.
- No. Just tell me.
- It's your big night. Go enjoy it.
- I can't enjoy it unless you tell me what's going on.
- Okay. Um...
- Scar! Scar, hey. Hey, Scarlet. Hey, hey. Hey, what are you doing?
- Mike, what are you doing?
- Look, you and me, we're in this together, okay?
- But the game. That's your future.
- No, the baby's my future.
- That's crazy.
- You're my future.
- I can't let you throw this all away. I won't let you.
- Thank you for letting me stay here, Ned.
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Oh, yeah. No problem. You good on the Cap'n?
- I'm good on the Captain.
- Hey, Mike? Mike, I can tell you're down, but trust me on this. You're looking at Scarlet kicking you out of ...and the kids wanting nothing to do with you as a negative, when I guess it's mostly negative, isn't it?
- Well, yeah. I had no upside for that.
- Hey! You're getting that big promotion today, right?
- Yes. Yes, I am. Today everything turns around for me.
- Knock them dead. I love you!
- So anyway, the way corporate wants us to spin it, is that maybe, in certain situations, a four-hour erection isn't such a terrible thing. Okay. Next up: As most of you know, today I am proud to be naming our new regional sales manager. l've been in the pharmaceutical game for almost two years now. And people always ask me: "What's it take to be an RSM?" Leadership. Cour
age. Integrity. But most importantly, dedication to this company. So congratulations. Mike. Mike, if you could slide to your left so I can congratulate our new RSM, Wendy!
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Go out there and push some pills, my peeps.
- Good job, baby!
- Bye-bye, thanks.
- Mike. What's crack-a-lacking, coz?
- Well, I'll tell you what's crack-a-lacking. Are you kidding me? Wendy's been here two months. I've been here 16 years. I got the best numbers on the team.
- You should think of it as a compliment. Think of it as us saying,
"You're just too valuable to promote."
- Shh, shh, shh, hello? Hey, buddy. No, no, no, I got time. Ha. I know, right? Look, listen, she was my
- So many girls and only one promotion, but you guys are so supportive. - But, Wendy, you did it.
- Thank you.
- Wendy! Wendy! Wendy!
- You guys! OMG.
- Oh, and it gets better, becau we are going to T.G.I. Friday's!
- Shut up!
- Aah!
- Mike O'Donnell.
- Do I know you?对比法
- No. But I know you.
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Oh, yeah?
- High school star. Never quite lived up to your potential. Sooner or later you all come back to the old school. Stand there and look at the picture of the ...wondering what might have been. Seems to me you guys are living in the past.
- Well, of cour I want to live in the past. It was better there.
- I'll bet you wish you had it to do all over again.
- Huh. You got that right.
- You're sure about that?
- Oh, yeah.
- Hi, Mr. O'Donnell.
- Ladies.
- What are you doing here?
- Oh, I was just ...nobody. Doesn't matter. I got off work early, and I thought we could get ice cream.
- Together? Why?
- Just go get your brother, okay?
- Do you need anything el?
- No, we're fine.
- What's the matter? This ud to be your favorite place. We ud to come here for your birthday.
- When I was, like, 8.
- So, Al, basketball ason's coming up. You ready?
- Yeah.
- Been working on that outside shot?
- Mm-hm.
- Passing?
- Good.
- Dribbling?
- Really good.
- Good's not going to get you a scholarship.
韩国人过春节吗- I meant, it's great. It's great, Dad. It's great.
- That's my boy. Remember, it's not how big you are.
- It's how big you play.
- Right up here.
- Uh, Maggie got into Georgetown.
- Maggie, that's awesome. Can you turn down the?
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Okay, guys, e you soon. Love you. Nice chatting with you. What the hell are you doing? Hey, that's my stuff. Why are you destroying our yard?
- It's not our yard. It's my yard, remember? You took the road not taken. And I get the yard. I'm going to turn it into a showpiece for my clients. - Clients of what?
- Landscape design.
- Landscape design?
- I'm going to show people what I can do.
- Yeah, well, the divorce isn't final for another two weeks, so you have no right.
- Really? So I've spent the last 18 years of my life listening to you whine about the things you could've done without me, and I have no right? - It's just I put a lot of work into this yard.
- Did you? Really? Like the barbeque pit?
- Yeah.
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Yeah. The way I remember that is that you spent about an hour working on it and then you spent the next two days complaining about if you had gone to college, you could've hired someone to do it.
- I don't think it was a whole two days.
- Or the hammock over here.
- Yeah.
- I think you quit that one becau you just decided not to try anymore. - Look, try to e things from my point of view. I am extremely disappointed with my life.
- I never asked you to marry me.
- Yeah, but I did.
- Well , you don't have to do me any more favors, then. We're not going to hold each other back anymore, okay?
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I'll e you at court, okay? At the trial.
- Scarlet.
- Naomi! You came.
- Of cour I came. What bridesmaid would I be if I didn't hold your hand during the divorce? Now, just remember. The first one's always the hardest. Mike.
- Naomi.
- Naomi.
- I don't care.
- Let's get going. We got to get you ready. Back on the market.
- Yeah, I'm a real catch. Single mom with two teenage kids and manure caked under my fingernails.
- You'll do great. You got the butt of a 12-year-old boy.
注射器简笔画- That's terrific. I hope our daughter heard that.
- Ugh. When was the last time you waxed?
- Bye, Mike.
- Bye.
- Oh, man. Ned?
- Thief!
- No. No, no, no, Ned! Ned! Come on! It's me, it's Mike! Ned, Ned, Ned, i'm telling you, I'm telling you, stop it! Stop it! Now!
- Oh. An elegant weapon from a more civilized time.
- Hey, it's me! It's Mike O'Donnell, your best friend! You have an undescended testicle.
- Googleable!
- Ned! You helped me cheat on my math test, but I got caught.
- Public record!
- You asked Princess Leia to junior prom.
- Covered by the local news. I can't breathe! I can't breathe! Plea. - Oh!
- Would you stop staring at me?
- It's freaking me out.
- It's freaking me out! I'm pubescent!
- Okay. So, uh ...it's a classic transformation story. It appears in the literature time and time again. Were you at any point shot by a gamma ray?
- No.
- Expod to gamma radiation of any kind?
硬盘序列号怎么查- No, Ned.
- No? You wouldn't e it. Okay. That eliminates the and tho and most of that side. Are you now or have you a Nor god, vampire,
or time-traveling cyborg?
- I've known you since, what, first grade? I would have told you.
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蒜头发芽了还能吃吗- Vampire wouldn't tell. Cyborg wouldn't know.
- Shut up.
- Okay, if it's not any of tho, I guess, um, we're looking at spirit guide transformation magic. That's kind of a biggie, actually. That is here. When I guess I guess, you. - Hm.
- Uh, is transformed by his t him on a new path.
- Which is what?
- Do I look like your spirit guide?
- The janitor. The janitor.
- You guys en the janitor? You en the janitor? Do you know where the janitor is?
- No.
- Hey, where's the janitor? Where does the janitor work? Excu me! - You all right, kid?
- There's another janitor who works here.
家乡的风光- Just me.
- No, no. There's an older guy with white hair who works here. I was here yesterday talking to I showed him this picture of me. - You?
- Yeah.
- That picture's from 1989.
- Right. Forget it.
- I got shot. Did I get shot or did ? Someone got powned. It's a grenade.
- Ned.
- Aah! Oh, sorry. Teenage you.
- I figured it out. I figured out what I'm suppod to do. I figured out what my spirit guide wants me to do. I'm going back. I'm going back to high school, Ned!
- No! No, no. No way. Your spirit guide would not waste transformation magic on you reliving your nior year and going to prom. No.
- Ned, this is my chance to have my life over, but to do it right. Wouldn't you, if you had the chance?
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- No. I'm rich, and nobody stuck my head in a toilet today.
- Sure. Besides, it's not just about me.
- It's about you.
- No, it's much bigger than me.
- It's about you.
- Okay, maybe it's about me but what's wrong with that? I have not done anything for me since 1989.
