Mom, would you relax?
That was 10 blocks from here, and she was walking alone at night.
I would never do that.
Mom, come on, stop worrying.
This is a safe street. This is a safe building. There's nothing雪白的妈妈
Oh, my God! What are you doing in here?!
Mom, I gotta go! IT gotta go!
Oh, my God!
That's fine, you just read the paper.
I'm gonna get a pot.
It's not for you.
Okay, that's fine.
Read the
...enjoy the
Oh, my God, my God, my God,
It's open, you guys.
路由器怎么接
Can I help you?
Does Phoebe still live here?
No, she doesn't. But I can get a message to her.
Great. Just tell her her husband stopped by.
生态伦理学Her what?
How did you do that?
How did you do that?
How did you do that?
This is unbelievable, Pheebs. How can you be married?
I'm not "married" married, you know?草莓英文
He's just a friend, and he'
...and he was from Canada, and he needed a Green Card.
I can't believe you married Duncan!
How could you not tell me?We lived together, We told each other everything.
I'm sorry, but I knew if I told you, you'd
...and wouldn't approve.
Of cour I wouldn't approve!
You were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay.
What the hell were you thinking?
See? And you thought she'd be judgmental.
I wasn't in love with him. I was helping out a friend.
When he left town, you stayed in your pajamas for a month.
And I saw you eat a cheeburger.
Well, didn't you?
I might have.
I can't believe you didn't tell me.
Like you tell me everything?
What have I not told you?
I don't know.
Umm,how about the fact that the underwear out thereon the telephone pole is yours
from when you were having x with Fun Bobbyout on the terrace.
What?
Wait a minute! Who told you?
You are dead meat.
I didn't know it was a big cret.
Oh, it's not big. Not at all.
IKind of the same as,
... I don't know, having a third nipple!
You have a third nipple?
You bitch!
Whip it out! Whip it out!
中国有名的桥There's nothing to e! It's a tiny bump. It's totally uless.
As oppod to your other multi-functional nipples?
I can't believe you! You told me it was a nubbin.
Joey, what did you think a nubbin was?
You e something, you hear a word, I thought that's what it was.
-Let me e it again! -Yes, show us your nubbin!
Joey was in a porno movie!
If I'm going down, I'm taking everybody with me!
-Oh, my God! -You were in a porno?!
I was young and I just wanted a job.
But the last time I couldn't go through with it.
They let me be the guy who fixes the copier but
...becau there's people having x on it.
That is wild!
-What's it shaped like? -ls it hairy?
What happens if you flick it?
So does it do anything, you know, special?
羽毛球拍选择
Pressing my third nipple opens the
...to the magical land of Narnia.
In some cultures, having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility.
You get the best huts, and women dance naked around you.
Are any of the cultures, per chance, in the Tri-State area?
You know, you are so amazing. Is there anything you don't know?
Julie's so smart! Julie's so special!
I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did.
But he's with her now. You'll have to get over it.
Oh, I'm going to have to get over it.
I didn't know that's what I had to do. I just have to get over it.
-Sassy lady! -Where are you going?
I'm meeting Duncan. He's skating tonight at the Garden.
He's in the Capades.干锅基围虾
平凡的幸福
-The lce Capades? -No, the Gravel Capades.
The turns aren't as fast, but when Snoopy falls? Funny.
I can't believe you'd dress up for him.
You're tting yourlf up all over again.
Okay, no.
For your information, I'm eing him so I can put tho feelings behind me.
The reason I'm dresd like this is becau I think it'
...to look nice for your gay husband.
Darn it, we're all out of milk.
Chandler, will you fill me up here?
I e, I e. Becau of the third-nipple thing.
Okay, sweetie, I'll e you later.
-See you later, Rach. -Bye-bye, Julie.
Come on, cut it out!
-Can I ask you something? -Sure.
What?
Come on, talk to me.
What's the longest you've been in a
... having the x?
Why? Who's not? Are you and Julie not?
Are you and Julie not having x?
Technically?
