Excu me, this is a
Clod t. We know. But we're friends with the monkey.
Good morning.
Look who I brought!
Your old friend, Harry Elafonte!
Whoa, dude. Burn!
I don't get it.
He emed so happy to e me yesterday.
Don't take it personal. He's under pressure, starring in a movie and all.
How big of a star is Marcel?
In human terms? I'
... Cybill Shepherd.
So you guys in the movie or you just really paranoid?
Hey, Sal?
Jerry wants to know if the monkey's ready.
Excu me?
Jerry is the director? Which one's he?
-The one in the director's chair? -Gotcha.
Pheebs, walk with me.
Why am I walking with you?
We're just going over here so that we can get
...the horrible flesh-eating virus!
For the love of God, woman, listen to me!
Is he looking? Is he looking?
Is he looking? Is he looking?
Is he looking? Is he looking?
-We've got a problem. -Tell me.
I can't do Chris' makeup.
She refus to acknowledge her mustache.
-ls it bad? -lt looks like her eyebrow fell down.
Unless we convince her to let me
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I'll talk to her.
I hate actors.
Nice camouflage. For a minute there, I almost didn't e you.
Excu me.
Is your name Chandler?
Yes, it is.
Chandler Bing.
Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?
I'm Susie Moss.
Fourth grade? Glass?
I carried a box of animal crackers like a pur?
Susie Moss!
Right! Yeah! Wow!
Great job growing up.
It's nice to e you don't still wear the cap with the mirrors on it.
I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn't a pimp.
Remember the class play?
You pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants?
Yes. Back then, I ud humor as a defen mechanism.
Thank God I don't do that anymore.
-Oh, my God! -What? What?
It's Jean-Claude Van Damme.
I didn't know he was in this movie. He is so hot!
You think?
The Muscles from Brusls? Wham-Bam-Van-Damme?
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No. Was he any good in it?
Rachel, he totally changed time!
So why don't you go talk to him?
Go tell him he's cute. What's the worst that could happen?
He could hear me.
-I'm doing it for you. -Don't you dare! Don't!
Don't!
Tell him I cook!
Excu me.
This is gonna sound kind
... but my friend
...who cooks, by
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She thinks you're cute.
You don't think I'm cute?
I don't know.
Do you think you're cute?
We're getting off the track. I was suppod to
... my friend thinks you're cute.
What should I tell her?
You can tell her I think her friend is cute.
-Makeup! -That's me. I gotta go.
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Well, let's try one more.
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There you go. Ernie's, 8:00?
I'll be there.
And if things go well, maybe
... I'll get to e your underwear.
No one was around to hear that?
So what'd he say?
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What a jerk!
I kept talking about you, and he kept asking me out.
Naturally, you know, I said no.
Thanks, anyway.
He just
...and asking, asking,
If you want to go out with him, you can.
Sounds like a jerk to me, but
Jean-Claude, she said yes! I'll e you tonight!
Thank you.
Then Jean-Claude took me
...and we hung out with Drew Barrymore.
Oh, man. She's so smokin'!
She's got the greatest t of
No guys around, huh?
-Does anybody need anything? -I'll have an espresso.
I'll get it.
牵我的手If I ask you to, you'll end up drinking it yourlf.
-That is so unfair. -I know.
Like you'd drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme?
产品质量承诺书I have to cancel racquetball tonight.
Marcel's trainer will let me have him for a couple of hours.
You're blowing me off for a monkey?
We can reschedule for Saturday.
Unless you hook up with a bunch of pigeons.
Stick a fork
... I am done!
Stick a fork what?
Like when you're cooking a steak.
I don't eat meat.
How do you know vegetables are done?
Well, you don't. You eat them and you can tell.
Okay, then eat me, I'm done!
I've met the perfect woman.
We're sitting on her couch,
...and then she turns to me and says:
"Did you ever want to do it in an elevator?"
What did you say?
I believe my exact
How do you know if you wanna do that?
