笑死人精彩英语笑话

笑死人精彩英语笑话

生活需要笑话，笑话能愉悦我们的心情，今天我们就一起来看看笑死人精彩英语笑话吧!

笑死人精彩英语笑话(一)

Bring me the winner

Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.

Well, bring me the winner then.

服务员，

这个龙虾只有一只爪。

对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。

哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。

笑死人精彩英语笑话(二)

Not long a一兆等于多少fter an old Chine woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave骨头粥 her. At the bank counter, the clerk c键程hecked each note carefully to e if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

At last she could走步可以减肥么 not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的.美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。

这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”

笑死人精彩英语笑话(三)

When a group of women got on the car, every at was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who emed to be 跟女生表白asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

"Not asleep? But you had your eyes clod."

"I know. I just 移动挡拆hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car饭笔画."

当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了我要留言。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒!终会与你同行歌词”

“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。

“没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”

&ldq更年期是多少岁开始uo;我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”