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特此分享，以求为以后需要在英语课上表演的你们提供帮助，
绝对我超所值，绝对汗，神起……
我终于战胜了自己Three visits to the cottage
Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐） is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chine novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chine history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military advir. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. He devoted his whole life to the cau and died in harness.
Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. But this play is the result of painstakin
g efforts of our group. So we prent our script to you and wish you will like it.
（端个牌子，展示每个场景，谁的家）
Three visits to the cottage
Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.
SCENE 1: Liubei's home
Actors: Liubei ,Guanyu ,Zhangfei
Guanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!
Liubei:Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard
to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. （指着关羽的头说，暴打，扑头周星驰）No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?
Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it ems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.
Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mou.
Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go go o累o累~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!
Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.
SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s hou
Actors: ZhuGeliang ,Wife
ZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the legend man（传说哥），ZhuGeliang I am a man，not a 踩脚踏车deity神. And I feel so moro recently. Becau my wife forced me to pass the CET-
6. What’s CET-6? Do you know? You，you，you，know，no，you don’t know?(Ask the audience) and，I also don’t know. But she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It’s ridiculous. （背景音乐，凄惨，抱怨）My major is military advice, not English. （苍天啊，大地啊）Why should I learn English啊?
Wife: Darling!
ZhuGeliang：My wife is coming（畏惧害怕），she is so long-winded that I can never bear her愤怒.
Wife无限回廊：My dear, how about your study?
ZhuGeliang：The books make me want to doze. I’m dizzy.
Wife：Darling! Now, competition is so rious. If you can’t pass cet-6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job.
Zhugeliang：but。。。
Wife：(抽嘴巴)your father isn’t 李刚， there’s no but just（愤怒转娇羞，摆诸葛亮的手）good good study, day day up,哈，哈尼. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never
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visit a bigger place like 铁岭.
ZhuGeliang：（捂着脸哭腔）Don’t worry, the books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.
Wife：Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen，read and e!
ZhuGeliang捣蛋拼音：ok come on ，baby!
Wife：Listen, you will listening one 段（六级听力开头）生日卡片图片 ，plea choo which one?
ZhuGeliang: Sorry I don’t know.
Wife：You don’t know? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If I didn’t marry here, I'll never in this heartrending place now,
ZhuGeliang：Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop! I ‘m going to study hard at once.
Wife (laugh): That's the spirit! (好高兴哦，又吃成长快乐了) Do you know? We are in the read for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun for debts.
ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?
Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!
Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?
Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England. .
Keeper: Yes! Madam!（敬礼）
Aside: While it is going on, Liubei,Guanyu, Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s hou.
SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang’s hou
Actors: Liubei,Guanyu, Zhangfei ,Keeper
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Zhangfei: 嘿嘿嘿，this is zhu’s hou.Let me strike the door! Open! Open!!!
Keeper: (Check from the peep hole)Your Code口令？
张飞：what’s code? Oh, I e. “芝麻开门，信春哥，不挂科，信凤姐，得自信”
Keeper：Smart，he knows I like凤姐，嘻嘻。(Open the door)Are the men asking for the debt? 网鲍
Liubei: This is Liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.
Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.
Liubei: En????
Keeper: Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.
张飞：ok！he own my money. We wait for him here.
Guanyu: （拍张飞脑袋）Did your head kick by the donkey,or shove by the door?(你脑袋被驴踢了还是被门挤了。)Nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, let’s go home!
Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the cond time. Unfortunately, they didn’t e Zhugeliang agai
n. Two month pasd, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is outside.
