Call for Love—Bachelor's day
(爱情呼叫转移—光棍节)
Love is beautiful,and everyone is longing for it. This story happened in Central South University on Bachelor’s day. Chen Dongdong is a Graduate student in Central South Univercity as well as Kang Xiaolin. They are both single and longing for a lover. Then the following story happened as below …….
狭窄的反义词
Chen的表演者:陈都,男一号,化名Chen Dongdong
Kang的表演者:康珉,女一号,化名Kang Xiaolin
阳立业演Chen的室友
Guo的表演者郭得意,男二号,疯狂的追求Kang香煎马鲛鱼的做法
赵秋乐和戴畅客串广告,也可以另外自己编,力求笑料
彭敏演讲最后的结束语“The END“,可以适当发挥
我讲开场白,适当介绍一下剧情的场景。
主要剧情ACT II为上海交大DV剧《我的太阳》的一个场景,可以上优酷网查看这一幕从33分37秒开始。大家可以看一下这一段。
Act I
(旁白)In the dormitory.(加音乐)
Chen:oh!My omnipotent[ɔm'nipətənt](无所不能的)lord,plea give a girl to me, I really need one.I have already believe in brother Chun,why I am still single?哎,叹气!
Kang:(making-up)Mirror,mirror,plea tell me, where is my prince?Today is Bachelor’s day,while I am still a left-over,that’s destiny!
(画外音)Spring comes!
(电话响起)
(旁白)(阳立业):Dongdong,Don't always stay in my dorm,come out,man. The left girls will go out for party today. Come on,This is a good opportunity.
Chen:Great!(整理头发),oh,baby,I’m coming!(一甩头出去)(此处加音乐,)
More interesting after Advertiment….
赵秋乐:who am I mean to you?
戴畅:you are my QQ bodyguard.
赵秋乐:Ah?I’m just Anti-virus software.
游子吟的诗句戴畅:So,I can put you in my computer desktop.
戴畅:Anti-virus software,I only u 360.思密达
Act II
In the campus. Chen is walking along the street. Then there is a beautiful girl and a boy coming 。。。.
Guo:琳儿,wait ,wait ,plea listen to me!wait…
Kang:Plea,I’ve told you veral times that I have no feeling to you. Don’t waste our time anymore.
Guo:琳儿,I love you. I’m rious. Last time you told me you don’t like boys with poor English. Then I tried very hard and pasd the band six. I’ve even memorized all vocabularies of GRE and TOFEL.If you don't believe me, you can give me a test.
Kang: what !...you really do that?
Guo:Of cour.I will take the TOFEL exam next week. Let me recite some words to you. “Abnormal ..kimoji….
Kang: hi!Schoolmate, I’m really moved by your behaviour, but I am so sorry that I’ve got a boyfriend.
Guo: what? That’s Impossible. who?
Kang:(四处张望) Look,it’s him. (抱着陈胳膊)Hi,honey,here you are. I’m looking for you. You must have waited for a long time. oh,my dear boy,you’re sweating!(擦汗)
oh,I forgot introduction. This is my boyfriend. His name is…. Let he tell you instead.(陈一愣,kang掐了他一下)
Chen:oh!hi,I’m Chen Dongdong. nice to meet you. You can Call me dongdong for short.(握手)
Guo:nice to meet you too! I’m Guo Guanxi.(对着chen)Is he really your boyfriend?
Kang:certainly!is there any problem?
好评Guo:No,perhaps he is just so-so!(打量着chen)is he better than me?Kang:of cour!Look!Double-fold eyelid,High no,xy lips,oh ,I forgot to tell you that I didn’t like small eyed and single-fold eyelid boys with glass. We’ve got something to do. Byebye!
Guo:琳儿….Yamateh!!!(下场)
Kang:er..Thank you!That’s an annoying guy. Thanks to your help. oh
today is bachelor’s day, Why didn't you stay with your girlfriend?
Chen:er…I’ve still not got a girlfriend. What a tragedy!
Kang:oh!hehe~ I don’t think that’s a bad thing. I’m single too.
Chen:is it?(装)
Kang:yean!Oh,it’s time for super. Together?
两元超市
Chen:(窃笑,vs,)That's too troublesome to you.
Kang:It’s ok!I just want to thank you. Come on.
Chen:all right. let’s go!
Act III
(Xiangjiang bridge)
Kang:how nice the day is! I want to ask you a question, would you answer me sincerely?
接小孩Chen: Of cour,what’s that?
Kang:If your mother and I both fell into the river, whom you will you save first?(看着chen)
Chen:sign。。。。!must I answer it?
Kang:yeah!So what’s your answer?I think it‘s important for me。Chen:(抓抓头)if you insist,you jump,I jump!
Act IV
(Back in the dorm)
Chen:Thank you so much,brother Guo,thanks to your nice cooperation,I finally say goodbye to single life!haha
逃避的反义词
枫叶千枝复万枝Guo:you are welcome! Guy, It’s your turn to do me a favor next time!!haha
THE END
Using some reasonable strategies in love is not immoral, but necessary.----------------Francis Bacon
What is most important is, if you really love her, plea let her know, otherwi what you’ve done is nothing but air.