愚人节英语搞笑对话 形容时间飞逝的诗句
愚人节英语笑话
1. why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
答：becau they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月;行军)
2.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)
答：when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
3.when do dogs refu to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?) 沉香手串如何盘玩保养
答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )
4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能答复“是的”?)
答：are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)
5.what tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)
答：weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)
6.when can you get water with a ? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?) 答：when water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)
7.why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
答：he's making a hog of himlf.它想成为一只肉猪。
8.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么? 答：smiles. becau there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。
9.what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能答复“yes”?
答："what does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
10.where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪? 答：in the darkness. 在黑暗中
棒子国The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest
The respected BBC news show Panorama announced that thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. It
aompanied this announcement with footage of Swiss peasants pulling strands of spaghetti down from trees. Huge numbers of viewers were taken in. Many called the BBC wanting to know how they could grow their own spaghetti tree. To this the BBC diplomatically replied, "place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best." Sid Finch
卫星是干什么的
Sports Illustrated published a story about a new rookie pitcher who planned to play for the Mets. His name was Sidd Finch, and he could reportedly throw a baball at 168 mph
with pinpoint auracy. This was 65 mph faster than the previous record. Surprisingly, Sidd Finch had never even played the game before. Instead, he had mastered the "art of the pitch" in a Tibetan monastery under the guidance of the "great poet-saint Lama Malarias." Mets fans celebrated their teams' amazing luck at having found such a gifted player, and Sports Illustrated was flooded with requests for more information. In reality this legendary player only existed in the imagination of the author of the article, George
Plimpton。
羊的成语大全Instant Color TV
In 1962 there was only one TV channel in Sweden, and it broadcast in black and white. The station's technical expert, Knell Stemson, appeared on the news to announce that, thanks to a new technology, viewers could convert their existing ts to display color reception. All they had to do was pull a nylon stocking over their TV screen. Stemson proceeded to demonstrate the process. Thousands of people were taken in. Regular color broadcasts only menced in Sweden on April 1, 1970. The Taco Liberty Bell
The Taco Bell Corporation announced it had bought the Liberty Bell and was renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell. Hundreds of outraged citizens called the National Historic Park in Philadelphia where the bell was
houd to express their anger. Their nerves were only calmed when Taco Bell revealed, a few hours later, that it was all a practical joke. The best line of the day came when White Hou press cretary Mike McCurry was asked about the sale. Thinking on his feet, he responded that the
Lincoln Memorial had also been sold. It would now be known, he said, as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial。
言语行为San Sherriff
The British newspaper The Guardian published a special ven-page supplement devoted to San Sherriff, a small republic said to consist of veral mi-colon-shaped islands located in the Indian Ocean. A ries of articles affectionately described the geogr
aphy and culture of this obscure nation. Its two main islands were named Upper Cuis and Lower Cuis. Its capital was Bodoni, and its leader was General Pica. The Guardian's phones rang all day as readers sought more information about the idyllic holiday spot. Only a few noticed that everything about the island was named after printer's terminology。
Nixon for President
1992: National Public Radio's Talk of the Nation program announced that Richard Nixon, in a surpri move, was running for President again. His new campaign slogan was, "I didn't do anything wrong, and I won't do it again." Aompanying this announcement were audio clips of Nixon delivering his candidacy speech. Listeners responded viscerally to the announcement, flooding the show with calls expressing shock and outrage. Only during the cond half of the show did the host John
Huckleberry reveal that the announcement was a practical joke. Nixon's voice was impersonated by edian Rich Little.
Alabama Changes the Value of Pi
The April 1998 issue of the New Mexicans for Science and Reason
形容干净的词语
newsletter contained an article claiming that the Alabama state legislature had voted to change the value of the mathematical constant pi from
3.14159 to the 'Biblical value' of 3.0. Soon the article made its way onto the inter, and then it rapidly spread around the world, forwarded by email. It only became apparent how far the article had spread when the Alabama legislature began receiving hundreds of calls from people protesting the legislation. The original article, which was intended as a parody of legislative attempts to circumscribe the teaching of evolution, was written by physicist Mark Bo slough.
