NCIS Gibbs规则双语完整版
Q：什么是吉布斯规则（Gibbs' Rules）？
A：就是作为Boss的Gibbs的语录啦
哈佛法学院物理学里面有个吉布斯相律（Gibbs' pha rule），其实对于Tony他们来说boss大人的规定就跟物理规律差不多啦，要是一不小心违反了的话。。。
Rule #1: Never let suspects stay TOGETHER.
“绝对不要让疑犯们呆在一起”
1X1 Yankee White
Rule #1: Never screw over your partner.
“绝不能背后捅你搭档一刀”
4X14 Blowback,Gibbs对Director说的，貌似当年Gibbs就是这么教Director的，听完这句话Director的回答是：我决不会在背后捅你一刀，而且我也不是你搭档，我是你boss。。。吼吼。。。
居然有两个No.1，不过这比较符合Gibbs的风格，一边制定规则一边打破规则（也可能是编剧写到后面忘了前面）
孕妇吃什么水果最好
Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
“在犯罪现场永远要戴手套”
1X1 Yankee White，被教训了，说起来Tony就曾在手套上吃过亏
Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
“不要相信别人对你说的，要反复核实”
1X1 Yankee White，又被教训了
Rule #3: Never be unreachable.
“永远不要让别人联系不到你”
3X13 Deception，没记错的话应该是Tony被关在下水道那集
Rule #4: If you have a cret, the best thing is to keep it to yourlf. The cond-best is to tell one other person if you must. There is no third-best.
“如果你有一个秘密，最好的保密方式就是藏在自己心里，其次是告诉一个你必须告诉的人，没有第三。”
4X14 Blowback，Director对Gibbs说的
Rule #5: You don't waste good.
"别错过人才（好的事物）"
8X22 Baltimore
Rule #6: Never say you're sorry.
"永远别说你很抱歉"
7X12 Flesh and Blood
Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.
“当你说谎时永远都要注意细节”
1X23 Reveille，哦，Kete，可怜的Kete。。。
Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.
“不要以为什么都是理所当然的”
3X10 Probie，McGee同学又得到Gibbs的言传身教了
Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.
“人在刀在（不论去哪都要随身带刀）”
1x13 One Shot, One Kill，1x20 Missing，这句话基本上快地球人都知道了，不过刀可是个好东西，还可以当镜子。。。
Rule #10: Never get personally involved in a ca.
办案时永远不要掺杂个人情感
7.21 - Obssion
Rule #11：When the job is done, walk away.
"工作结束后赶紧回家"
6X24 Semper Fidelis
Rule #12: Never date a coworker.
“永远不要和同事约会”
1X15 Enigma，这条显然对Gibbs是无效的，Tony也有违规倾向，就不用提那位Mr.Palmer了
Rule #13: Never,ever involve lawyers.
射箭高手"永远 永远不要跟律师扯上关系"
6X7 Collateral Damage
7X24 Rule Fifty-One
Rule #15: Always work as a team.
永远保持团队合作
5.05 - Leap of Faith
Rule #16: If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it.
如果有人自认高人一筹，打破他这种感觉
8.24 - Pyramid
Rule #18: It's better to ek forgiveness than ask permission.
“先斩后奏最好（有效率）”
3X4 Silver War，直译为：（事后）寻求宽恕要比（事前）请求允许来得好。
Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.
“永远不要在Gibbs审讯时打扰他”
4X10 Smoked，否则。。。boss很生气，后果很严重。。。
Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.
“如果你想活命的话，千万不要弄洒/搞糟一位陆战队员的咖啡”
2X9 Forced Entry，基本上，撞翻Gibbs的咖啡比撞上他本人还要糟。。。
浙江剧种Rule #27: There are two ways to follow someone.
-First way,they never notice you.
-Second way,They only notice you.
"跟踪有2种方式
第一，不让对方发现你
第二，除你之外不让目标发现其他跟踪者（这样目标甩掉你就会觉得安全了）"
7X15 Jack Knife
Gibbs开头，Tony报序列号，Mcgee接First way，Ziva接Second way，天衣无缝，哈哈哈哈。。。
当时就觉得“两手都要抓”翻译的好有中国特色，没怎么明白第一第二到底啥意思，自己想吧~
Rule #35: Always watch the watchers.
"始终观察观察者"
8X22 Baltimore
Mcgee和Abby就像在说绕口令。嘎嘎嘎嘎。。。
Rule #38: Your ca,you're lead.
"你的案子，你做主。"
6X16 Bounce
Gibbs和Tony互换角色，好有意思。
Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence.
世上没有巧合这回事
勒杜鹃花
7.21Obssion
Rule #40: If it ems like someone is out to get you,they are.
小兔子睡前故事"如果，貌似有人要对你下手，那准没错"
7X22 Borderland
有人暗中要对付Boss，Abby难以抉择
Rule #44: First things first. Hide the women and children.
"重中之重，把妇女和儿童藏起来"
7X24 Rule Fifty-One
Gibbs回忆Shannon当初翻看纸条的情景，我要哭了。。。
Rule #45: if you get held up at customs, u Gibbs' name
如果过海关被拦截下来，用Gibbs的名字
7.24 Rule Fifty-one
Rule #50: Always watch NCIS
最后也是最重要的一条：“永远支持NCIS”
Gibbs：我啥时候说过这话了？
Rule #51: Sometimes-You're wrong.
"有时，你是错的"
7X24 Rule Fifty-One
Gibbs在写有#13的纸片背面，写下了#51，第七季结局。
Gibbs还有几句比较经典的话
一是"Don't apologize. Sign of weakness.永远别道歉，是懦弱的象征。"
对Tony、McGee说了很多次，（有次貌似跟咖啡有点关系），
原话是约翰韦恩（John Wayne）在一部电影里说的，所以Tony应该很熟悉。
Gibbs对McGee说don't apologize, it's a sign of weakness（不要道歉，道歉是软弱的表现）
但对于多年的老朋友Ducky他却说Apology is a sign of weakness, but not between friends（道歉是软弱的表
现，但对朋友来说却不然，410）
二是"English.讲人话（说英语）"
春节应该吃什么
信服是什么意思每当Abby、McGee搬出一堆技术术语时，Gibbs在旁边听得云里雾里时就会说这句，提醒他们用Gibbs能听懂得语言说，不过有时候也采用目光暗示
