莜面⼀⾸很⽕的英⽂⼩诗，很现实，句句戳⼼
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来源| ⽹络朗读者|Barbie背景⾳乐IComing Home
When you have no money, you eat wild vegetables at home.
当你没有钱的时候，待在家⾥吃野菜。
When you have money, you eat the same wild vegetables at a fine restaurant.
当你有钱的时候，坐在⾼档餐厅⾥吃着同样的野菜。
When you have no money, you ride a bicycle;
when you have money, you ride an exerci machine.
两极格局当你没有钱的时候，骑着⾃⾏车；
荔波当你有钱的时候，骑着健⾝车。
When you have no money, you dream of marriage;
when you have money, you dream of divorce.
当你没钱的时候，梦想着结婚；
床的朝向当你有钱之后，却⼜想着离婚。
When you have no money, your wife becomes a cretary;
when you have money, your cretary becomes your wife.
当你没钱的时候，你的⽼婆变成了秘书；
当你有钱之后，秘书却变成了你的⽼婆。
When you have no money, you act like a rich man; when you have money, you act like a poor man.当你没钱的时候，表现得像个富豪；
当你有钱的时候，却⼜装的像⼀个穷⼈。
Man, O man, never tells the truth.
⼈啊，永远都不会讲真话。
He says the stock market is bad but keeps speculating.
他说股票市场很乱但总是保持投机⼼理。
He says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
他说钞票是魔⿁但⼀直赚钱。
He says high positions are lonely but strive to get them.
他说⾼职位太孤独却⼀直晋升。
He says smoking and drinking are bad for health but keeps partaking.他说吸烟喝酒有害健康但总是参与其中。
He says heaven is good but refus to go.
他说天堂很美好却拒绝去那个地⽅。赞善大夫
What is life about?
到底什么是⽣活？
At one, you are the top priority.
⼀岁的时候，你是最主要的。
At 10, academic excellence is the top priority.
At 20, dating is the top priority.
⼆⼗岁的时候，约会是最主要的。
At 30, a promising career is the top priority.
三⼗岁的时候，好⼯作是最主要的。
At 40, keeping your body in shape is the top priority.
四⼗岁的时候，⾝材是最主要的。
At 50, competing with others is your top priority. 五⼗岁的时候，竞争是最主要的。
At 60, having a united family is your top priority. 六⼗岁的时候，家庭和睦是最主要的。At 70, being capable of remembering something is the top priority.
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七⼗岁的时候，回忆是最主要的。
At 80, moving around is the top priority.
安拉和耶和华⼋⼗岁的时候，活动是最主要的。
At 90, knowing directions is your top priority.
At 100, having a nice portrait of yourlf on the wall is your top priority.当⼀百岁的时候，墙上你的肖像才是最主要的。
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