The One With The Joke
Teleplay by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen
Story by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan
Transcribed by: Eric Aan
612 笑话
罗斯在《花花公子》杂志上读到一个笑话，钱德却说这个笑话是他发明的。
三个姑娘受好奇心驱使，细细研究杂志中的女子，后来她们开始一场讨论--站在男人的立场进行选择的话，会选三个女人中哪一个来约会呢？
菲比选了瑞秋, 这样较有挑战性，而且最终会伤感收场。
乔伊的有线电视和电话都因欠费而被掐断，为赚取外快，他到咖啡馆兼差当侍者。
为了赶去试镜，乔伊竟让咖啡馆停业一小时，结果遭咖啡馆解雇。
瑞秋为乔伊出头，向阿甘美言了几句。阿甘无抵抗的服从了。
6.12 The One With The Joke
Ross gets a joke published in Playboy, but Chandler claims it's his.
The girls are curious and peru(v.细读) the Playboy to check out the women, and get into a discussion of which one of the three each would cho to date if they had to pick.
Phoebe chos Rachel, which leads to Monica's competition and hurt feelings.
Joey's cable and phone are disconnected becau he couldn't pay.
He takes a job as a waiter at the coffee hou to earn some extra money.
After closing the shop for an hour so he can go to an audition, he is fired.
But Rachel tells Gunther to give Joey his job back, and of cour Gunther complies(vi.顺从 答应). [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there. Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand.]
Ross: Hey, check this out,you’re not going to believe this.
Chandler: Yes, Ross, we know they have magazines with pictures of naked women in them.
Rachel: Don't tell him about the videos!
Ross: I made up a joke and nt it in to Playboy. They printed it!
Phoebe: I didn’t know Playboy prints jokes.
Ross: Yeah, they print jokes, interviews, hard-hitting journalism. It’s not just about the pict
ures.
hard-hitting <口>Effective forceful.有力的/journalism n.(总称)报章杂志
Monica: That didn’t work on mom, it’s not going to work on us.
Ross: (showing them the page) Here, check it out. It’s the first one, too.
(They all laugh indifferently, except Chandler, who’s a little angry.)
indifferently adv.冷淡地
Chandler: That is funny. It was also funny when I made it up.
Ross: What?
Chandler: I made that joke up.
Ross: Uh, oh-oh, no you didn’t. I did.
Chandler: Uh, oh-oh ，Yes, I did. I told it to Dan at work, and he said it was the funniest joke he’d ever heard.
Ross: Hey, tell Dan, ‘Thanks.’
(Rachel is looking at the magazine and laughing.)
Ross: What?
Rachel: I’m sorry, I was just reading the joke below it. Man, that one is funny. (Ross grabs the magazine away from her.)
Chandler: Monica, you remember me telling you that joke, right?
Monica: No.
Chandler: Seriously?
Monica: Well, you tell a lot of jokes!
Ross: Look, Chandler, it’s my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they don’t print the name, so it doesn’t really matter who gets credit, right?
credit n.荣誉 赞扬 功劳
Chandler: Yeah, I guess.
Joey: (entering) Hey guys.
Chandler: (jumping up from his chair) Hey, Joey, Playboy printed my joke.
Ross: No, it’s mine, it’s my joke. You can call them, they’ll tell you.
Chandler: It’s my joke.
Ross: It’s my joke.
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa. Jokes? You guys know they have naked chicks in there, right?
Opening Credits
[Scene: Joey’s apartment, Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters.]
Chandler: Dude, you have got to turn on Behind the Music. The band Heart is having a really tough time, and I think they may break up(乐队)解散.
Behind the Music,VH1：钱德勒要到乔伊这里来看电视，因为莫尼卡要看烹调节目，而他想看VH1台的《音乐的背后(Behind the Music)》节目。VH1是MTV旗下的一个音乐台，《音乐的背后》是其著名的专题节目，主要是一些有关音乐界的独家专访和调查，钱德勒想看的这期是关于“心(Heart)”乐队解散的幕后消息。但乔伊的有线电视因为没有缴费已经被停了，乔伊还对着一片雪花的屏幕说：“那就是VH1，我必须告诉你，现在的孩子喜欢的音乐，对我来说只是一段噪音。我真不知道……”/ Behind the Music is a television ries on VH1 that ran from 1997 to 2006, and continues to air sporadically(adv.零星地 偶尔地) with new episodes.
VH1 (VH-1: Video Hits One until 1994) is an American cable television channel that was created in January 1985 by Warner-Amex Satellite Entertainment, at the time(adv.当时) a division of Warner Communications and owners of MTV. VH1 and sister channel MTV are currently part of the MTV Networks division of Viacom.
Heart is an American rock band which came out of Bellevue, a suburb of Seattle, Washington State, USA. Going through veral lineup(n.阵容) changes, the only constant members of the group are sisters Ann and Nancy Wilson. The group ro to fame in the 1970s with their music being influenced by hard rock groups like Led Zeppelin, as well as folk music and is widely popular in the classic rock scene. They experienced further success in the 1980s with their power ballads(n.歌谣) before dropping out of the public co
nsciousness[n.(个人或群体的)意念 意识] in the late 1990s.
