Computers are uless. They can only give you answers.” - Pablo Picasso
计算机没有什么用处。它们唯一能做的就是告诉你答案。－－Pablo Picasso
“Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.” - Zalman Stern
分布式文件系统是一场残忍的骗局。－－Zalman Stern
“A computer lets you make more mistakes fa ster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.” - Mitch Ratcliffe
人类有史以来的所有发明中－－也许不包括手枪或龙舌兰酒－－计算机是让你
犯错误最多最快的。－－Mitch Ratcliffe
“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the thing s they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.” - Andy Rooney
计算机使很多事情更容易做到，但其中大部分并不是必需。－－Andy Rooney
“Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions” - Laurent Gasr
计算机并不解决问题，它们只是执行解决方案。－－Laurent Gasr
“Large increas in cost wi th questionable increas in performance can be tolerated only in race hors and women.” - Lord Kelvin
如果大幅增加费用换来的只是性能可疑的提升，这种情况仅仅出现在赛马和女人身上才是让人可以容忍的。－－Lord Kelvin
“Memory is like an orgasm. It’s a lot better if you don’t have to fake it.” - Seymore Cray (on virtual memory)
内存就象性高潮。不作假会好一点。－－Seymore Cray (对虚拟内存的评价)
“Software Engineering is that part of Computer Science which is too difficult for the Computer Scientist.” - F. L. Bauer
所谓软件工程就是指计算机科学中对计算机科学家来说太难的那一部分。－－F. L. Bauer
“Ba eight is just like ba ten really, if you’re missing two fingers” - Tom Lehrer
八进制和十进制其实也差不多，如果你少了两根手指头的话。－－Tom Lehrer
“There are 10 kinds of people in the world, tho that understand binary and tho that don’t.”
“There are 10 kinds of people in the wor ld, tho that understand trinary, tho that don’t, and tho that confu it with binary.”
这个世界上有 10 种人，其中有些是能理解二进制的，有些则不懂。
这个世界上有 10 种人，其中有些是能理解三进制的，有些不懂，有些则把它和二进制弄混淆了。
“If you torture the data enough, it will confess” - Ronald Coa
如果你拷问数据到一定程度，它自然会坦白的。－－Ronald Coa
“As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error” - Weirt
据我们所知，我们的计算机还没有未被检验出的错误。－－Weirt
“If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will fr ustrate them for a lifetime.”
如果你交给某人一个程序，你将折磨他一整天；如果你教某人如何编写程序，你将折磨他一辈子。
“Documentation is like x: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.” - Dick Brandon
文档就如同“性爱”，当它好的时候，简直美妙得无与伦比；当它糟糕的时候，又糟得一塌糊涂。－－Dick Brandon
“Programming is like x: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” - Michael Sinz
编程就好比“性爱”，一个错误就能让你一辈子不得安宁。－－Michael Sinz
“Perfection is achieved not when you have nothing more to add, but when you have nothi ng left to take away.” - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
无一分可增不叫完美，无一分可减才是。－－Antoine de Saint-Exupery
“Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature,
becau God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engin eer.” - Fred Brooks
爱因斯坦经常说必定存在对自然的简单解释，因为“上帝”不（应）是反复无常或独断专行的。软件工程师可没有这样的信念作安慰。－－Fred Brooks
“Managing nior programmers is like herding cats.” - Dave Platt
管理一堆高级程序员就象放牧一群猫。－－Dave Platt
“If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.” - Norm Schryer
倘若代码和注释不一致，那么很可能两者都是错的。－－Norm Schryer
“If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.” - Alan J. Perlis
如果你的计算机说英语，那么它很可能是日本造的。－－Alan J. Perlis
“/* You are not expected to understand this */” - comment in the context-switching code of the V6 Unix kernel
这一句比较让人郁闷，还是不翻译出来的好：）－－V6 UNIX kernel的context switching代码中的注释
“The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance” - Robert R. Coveyou, Oak
Ridge National Laboratory
随机数的产生实在太重要了，不能够让它由偶然性来决定。－－Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory
“Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.” - Ralph Johnson
在软件可重用之前先得可使用。－－Ralph Johnson
“To err is human, but for a real disaster you need a computer.”
人的过失会带来错误，但要制造真正的灾难还得用计算机。
“Error, keyboard not found - press F1 to continue.” - BIOS system message
错误，没有发现键盘－按 F1 键继续。－－BIOS系统的提示信息
“When all el fails, read the instructions.” - L. Iallio
走投无路时再去阅读说明。－－L. Iallio
“The memory management on the PowerPC can be ud to frighten small children.” - Linus Torvalds
PowerPC的内存管理可以用来吓唬小孩子。－－Linus Torvalds
“Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.” - Steve Wozniak
永远不要信任那些你无法将其抛出窗外的电脑。－－Steve Wozniak
“The most likely way for the worl d to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That’s where we come in; we’re computer professionals. We cau accidents.” - Nathaniel Borenstein
许多专家认为，导致世界毁灭最可能的原因是意外事件。那正是我们在做的；我们是计算机专业人士，我们正在制造意外事件。－－Nathaniel Borenstein
“The disadvantage of working over networks is that you can’t so easily go into someone el’s office and rip their bloody heart out” - Jim McDonald
将网络引入工作后的缺点是，走进某人的办公室并将他剥皮拆骨远不如以前那么方便了。－－Jim McDonald
“I invented it, Bill made it famous” - David Bradley (wrote the code for Ctrl-Alt-Delete on the IBM PC)
我创造了它，比尔则让它声名远扬－－David Bradley (他在 IBM PC 上写出Ctrl-Alt-Delete 的相关代码)
“Unix is ur-friendly. It’s just very lective about who its friends are.”
UNIX 是很友好的，只不过它结交朋友时很有选择性。
“Welcome to DALNet! Where the men are men, the women are men, and the teenage girls are undercover FBI Agents!” - DALNet IRC Welcome Message
欢迎来到 DALNet！在这里“男性”都是男性，“女性”也是男性假扮的，而“十
几岁的女孩子”都是 FBI 密探！－－DALNet IRC 频道的欢迎辞
文- 汉语汉字编辑词条
文，wen，从玄从爻。天地万物的信息产生出来的现象、纹路、轨迹，描绘出了阴阳二气在事物中的运行轨迹和原理。
故文即为符。上古之时，符文一体。
古者伏羲氏之王天下也，始画八卦，造书契，以代结绳(爻)之政，由是文籍生焉。--《尚书序》
依类象形，故谓之文。其后形声相益，即谓之字。--《说文》序》
仓颉造书，形立谓之文，声具谓之字。--《古今通论》
(1) 象形。甲骨文此字象纹理纵横交错形。"文"是汉字的一个部首。本义：花纹；纹理。
(2) 同本义[figure;veins]
文，英语念为:text、article等，从字面意思上就可以理解为文章、文字，与古今中外的各个文学著作中出现的各种文字字形密不可分。古有甲骨文、金文、小篆等，今有宋体、楷体等，都在这一方面突出了"文"的重要性。古今中外，人们对于"文"都有自己不同的认知，从大的方面来讲，它可以用于表示一个民族的文化历史，从小的方面来说它可用于用于表示单独的一个"文"字，可用于表示一段话，也可用于人物的姓氏。
折叠编辑本段基本字义
1．事物错综所造成的纹理或形象：灿若～锦。
2.刺画花纹：～身。
3．记录语言的符号：～字。～盲。以～害辞。
4．用文字记下来以及与之有关的：～凭。～艺。～体。～典。～苑。～献（指有历史价值和参考价值的图书资料）。～采（a．文辞、文艺方面的才华；b．错杂艳丽的色彩）。
5．人类劳动成果的总结：～化。～物。
6．自然界的某些现象：天～。水～。
7．旧时指礼节仪式：虚～。繁～缛节（过多的礼节仪式）。
8．文华辞采，与“质”、“情”相对：～质彬彬。
9．温和：～火。～静。～雅。
10．指非军事的：～职。～治武功（指礼乐教化和军事功绩）。
