This cake is amazing!
My God, get a room.
I would get a room with this cake.
I think I could show this cake a good time.
If you had to, what would you give up, food or x?
Sex.
Seriously, answer faster.
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
But when she said "x", I wasn't thinking about x with you.
It's like a giant hug.
Ross, how about you? Which would you give up?
Food.
How about x or dinosaurs?
Oh, my God, it's like Sophie's Choice.
Oh, God.
What about you, Joe? What would you give up, x or food?
I don't know, it's too hard.
No, you gotta pick one.
Food. No, x.
Food. Sex. Food. Sex.. I don't know! Oh, God, I want both!
I want.. I want girls on bread!
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-You gotta e the pictures of Emma. -Oh, how cute!
-She looks just like a little doll. -Oh, no, that is a doll.
Oh, thank God, becau that thing's really creepy.
Look, there's Chandler.
Who's the blond? She's pretty.
He's having an affair.
He is not having an affair!
I'm always right about the things.
No, you're not. Last week, you thought Ross was trying to kill you.
Well, sorry, but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull..
just to tell it.
There's something going on with them.
Look! He's getting into the car with her.
That doesn't mean anything.
Oh, yeah? Well, let's e.
Okay, duck down.
-Hello? -Hi, Chandler. It's Phoebe.
I know that Monica is working today..
so I was wondering if you wanted to come to the movies with me and Rachel.
Oh, I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck here at the office all day.
Well, it's a shame that you'll miss the movie..
becau we were gonna e, you know, either Liar Liar..
or Betrayal or An Affair to Remember.
Tho are all really old.
Okay, then maybe it'll be..
Dude, Where's My Car?
-What? -They're in a car.
Okay. Well, talk to you later, okay? Bye.
Jeez!
Okay, quick. We gotta find a cab and follow them.
Yeah, okay. Let me just grab my night-vision goggles and my stun gun.
I got them.
-Hey. -Hey. Hi, sweetie.
Hey, you smell like perfume and cigarettes.
-I was in the car with Nancy. -Nancy doesn't smoke.
Well, at least the perfume's not mine. Be thankful for that.
So.. What did you think of the hou?
It's everything we've been looking for.
Isn't it? And what about the amazing wanes coating..
the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic?
And the wiggle woms and the zip zorps!
What were the things you said?
-Don't you love the huge yard? -The fireplace in the bedroom.
And Nancy said it's really underpriced..
becau the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents!
This is bringing out a lovely color in you.
So do you think we should get it?
I don't know. What do you think?
-I think we should. -I do too.
This is huge. How bad do you wanna smoke right now?
I don't know what you mean, giant, talking cigarette.
Phoebe called as I was getting into Nancy's car.
If she asks you, I was at work all day.
Got you. When do we tell them?
We don't. Not until it's 100 percent. Why upt everybody over nothing?
Okay. Right.
-Oh, my God, that is gonna be so hard. -I know. Good luck with it.
I just can't e Chandler cheating.
I'm telling you guys, we followed them out to a hou in Westchester.
They went in for 45 minutes, and then they came out looking pretty happy.
Chandler?
Forty-five minutes?
Well, something's not right.
So you went all the way to Westchester, waited 45 minutes..
-and came back in a cab? -Yeah.
If each of you guys would like to pitch in 100 bucks, that would be great.
I can't believe he'd do this to Monica.
I know, and with the baby coming?
-So should we tell her? -I don't know.
If one of us saw Mike with another woman, would you want us to tell you?
Why? Who'd you e him with?
-No one. I'm just saying if we did.. -Tell me what you know!
No one! Nothing! Mike's a great guy! It was hypothetical!
All right. He is a good guy.
You're right. He wouldn't cheat.
If I did e him with someone, there's no way I..
Who did you e him with?
Oh, look at her. So happy.
If only there were a smaller one to clean this one.
Hey, is Chandler here?
No, he's picking up dinner. Why? What's up?
Look, whatever happens, we're here for you, and we love you.
