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Ooh! Careful, Homer!
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There's no time. We're late.
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O little town of Bethlehem
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How still we e the elie
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- Excu me. Pardon me.
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- Sorry. Excu me.
- Hey, Norman, how's it going?
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So you got dragged down here
too, huh?
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- How you doing, Fred?
- Sorry. Excu me.
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- Yeah. 'Scu me. Oh!
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Pardon my galoshes.(橡胶鞋)
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Are met in thee tonight
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Wasn't that wonderful?
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And now
"Santas of many lands,"
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as prented by the entire
cond grade class.
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Oh! Lisa's class.
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Frohliche Weihnachten.
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That's German for
" Merry Christmas. "
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In Germany, Santa's rvant Ruprecht
gives prents to
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and whipping rods
to the parents of bad ones.
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Merry Kurisumasu.
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I am Hotiosha, a japane priest
who acts like奠边府
Santa Claus.
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I have eyes
in the back of
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so children better behave
when I'm nearby.
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Now prenting
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as Tawanga, the Santa Claus
of the South Seas.
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Ooh, it's Lisa! That's ours.
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Ah, the fourth grade
will now favor us with a melody-
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Uh, medley
of holiday "flavorites. "
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Dashing through the snow
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In a one-hor open sleigh
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O'er the fields we go
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Laughing all the way
Ha ha ha
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Bells on bobtail ring
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- Isn't Bart sweet, Homer?
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He sings like an angel.
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Oh, jingle bells
Batman smells
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Robin laid an egg
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The Batmobile
broke its wheel
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The joker got awa-
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Jingle bells
Jingle bells
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Jingle all
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The fifth grade will now
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with a scene from Charles, uh, Dickens'
A Christmas Carol.
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How many grades does this school have?
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" Dear friends of the Simpson family,
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"We had some sadness and
some gladness this year.
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" First, the sadness.
Our little
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"was unexpectedly run over
and went to kitty heaven.
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"But we bought
a new little cat, Snowball I.
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"So I guess life goes on.
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"Speaking of life going on,
Grandpa's still with us, feisty as ever.
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" Maggie is walking by herlf,
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"Lisa got straight A's,
and Bart-
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"Well, we love Bart.
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"The magic of the ason
has touched us all.
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Marge, haven't you finished
that stupid letter yet?
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- " Homer nds his love. Happy holidays.
- Marge!
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- The Simpsons. "
- Marge, where's the extension cord?
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For heaven's sake, Homer.
It's in the utility drawer.
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Sorry. I'm just a big kid.
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And I love Christmas
so much.
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D'oh!
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All right, children,
let me have tho letters.
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I'll nd them to Santa's workshop
at the North Pole.
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Oh, plea. There's only
one fat guy that brings us prents,
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and his name ain't Santa.
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Uh- A pony?
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Oh, Lisa, you've asked for that