Act 2
地点：A river side, on the street
人物：江南四大才子，如花，一女子，围观者，四香，石榴，华夫人，丑婢女
道具：4扇子，丝巾，伞，小刀，2凳子，背景音乐
旁白：第二幕，江南四大才子结伴出游，众女子兴奋观看。
一女子：Look, the 'Four Scholars' are over there.
（四大才子摆po，众女子倾倒）
一女子：Go and have a look,
祝枝山：We come here for a tour.
That’s why the girls are that crazy.
文征明：Pals, why not has a poem competition?
祝：Very good idea!
Why don't you start first? Brother Wen bin.
周文斌：l am the best in this field.
'There are many gee under the mountain.'
文征明：'They rushed down to the river.'
祝：'Let's roast a goo.'
唐：'After roasting, you'd better go home for a screw.'
三人：Good, very good. Very good!
（三人笑，唐伯虎逛笑）
祝：There is something attractive.
See, there is a beauty on the bridge. She ems to be lonely.
Why not show us your talent about how to court a girl.
To let us learn from you!
唐：
周文斌：lt's the welfare for your friends, so?
唐：l am glad to demonstrate it.
三人：Go.
唐：Miss.
如花：What's the matter? （一回头，竟是如花！）
三人：Go, go...
唐：May l put my head on your shoulder?
如花：ls it OK? No, l am a girl, a decent girl.
唐：l know, l want to make my friends happy, that's all.
ln fact, l am Tong Pak-Fu.
如花：So what?l don't know you.
l will shout for help if you don't leave me alone.
唐：How about paying you 1 tael?
如花：1 tael? Who do you think ?
Make it ten.
唐：That's too expensive, why don't you rob?
如花：Right, l am robber.
Give me all your money.
（两人乱打，最后如花被唐伯虎打落河中）
三人：What's wrong? （赶到桥上）What’s the matter?
文征明：No need to punch her like that?
唐：Robber! lt's a ladyboy!
三人：Ladyboy?
祝：l love it. Hold it. （祝枝山将折扇递给文斌，跳入河中）
文征明：Damn it. He is being the first to!
（华夫人带众人去拜神）
春香：Look, so many people!
夏香：Yes, it's crowded.
华夫人：Chun-xiang, Xia-xiang, shut up,
四大才子：Heave yourlves.
What's going on?
某人：Madam Hua and her 4 pretty maids have come for worshipping.
周文斌：The maids are all pretty, especially Qiu-xiang.
唐：Who is龙眼的功效与作用
she? Who is Qiu-xiang?
文斌,征明：Look! That way.
三人：Qiu-xiang.
（秋香回首一笑）
唐：Damn, she is not pretty at all.
周文斌：You know, pretty woman is like flowers.
You'll be all eyes for i矩阵管理
ts beauty if some leaves are around.
Look once more.
三人：Pretty woman!
（一整排回首，旁人皆成丑女衬托）
唐：Woo, she is really pretty!
Let's go in the temple together.
To look for fun!
Act 3
地点：West Gate of Hua’s hou
人物：唐伯虎，秋香，石榴，惨人，假死人
道具：“旺财”，1手帕，“小强”，2卖身牌，1棍子，4凳子，银两
旁白：第三幕，华府西门口。唐伯虎为追秋香，化装成贫民意图混进华府。
唐：You can't move no matter what happens! OK?
假死人：Take it easy! Leave It to Me
（假死人躺在车上装死）
唐：Cheap man! A brand new cheap man for sale.
Come and have a look! I’m so poor!
（石榴和秋香出门）
石榴：Are you lling yourlf to bury your dad?
But it's not lucky to e a dead body early in the morning.
唐：l don't want, too.
Why don't you be小学生童谣
merciful ['m:siful]仁慈的；慈悲的；宽容的
buy me plea.
石榴：What a pity （怜悯同情遗憾）? We need a workman indeed,
（这时又来了一个人，推着木车，车上躺着六个死人，这人还口吐血，极其悲惨）
惨人：l am poor, l want to ll mylf to bury my whole family!
唐：Kidding?!
惨人：Be merciful, my family died last night.
l am sick withtuberculosis [tju:,b:kju'lusis] 肺结核；结核病too, why not buy me? May be, I’ll cut half price!
秋香：He is mirable ['mizrbl]悲惨的；痛苦的；卑鄙的; why not buy him to be our workman?
石榴：（哭）So, buy him.
唐：Lady, first come first rve, l come first.
秋香：lt's not a matter of priority [prai'rti]优先；优先权；优先次序；优先考虑的事.
石榴：Leave It to me. He has to bury his whole family and you have to bury your dad only.
l do want to help you, but it's difficult for me to buy two.
唐：But, l am mirable too.
石榴：Then show me how mirable you are.
唐：Well, l...
See how dirty are my fingernails?
lt's mirable, right?
（惨人的小狗突然死去）
惨人：（痛哭）Wong Cai, don't die! Don't die.
You have followed me for a long time, you're so good to me.
But l have never given yousufficient [s'fiSnt] 足够的；充分的 food.
l am damn [dm]可恶的 sorry.
唐：（唐伯虎看见一只蟑螂，喊“小心啊！”，石榴姐一退，将蟑螂踩死了。）
Watch out!
（悲痛欲绝）Xiao qiang, how are you?
Don't die, Xiao qiang, don't die.
We have suffered for such a long time,
l treated you as my relative.
How can you leave me like this…
石榴：Sister Qiu-xiang, they are both mirable, what'll we do?
秋香：Let's wait and e.
惨人：（走到唐伯虎跟前，两人对峙）
Damn! Brother! Wait.
Look at you, you look rich. Why not go home and make a poor look first? Look at me, l am thin, and e the abscess ['bsis]脓肿；脓疮On my hands!
l am really mirable than you.
唐：Pal, don't challenge ['tlind]向…挑战 me. l hate to be challenged.
