有关英文的小文章

英语幽默短文 Five Hundred Times 五百遍

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before

the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained

to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of

her ca in order that she might hasten on to her class. A wild gleam came into

the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize

my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light'

five hundred times."?

在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开

了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回

去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕

生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。

春节的

Spring Festival

The Spring Festival, is the first day of the lunar year, also called celebrated on

the fifteenth day, commonly known as "new". This is our country folk ceremonious and

noisiest a traditional festival. The Spring Festival is very long history, which

originated in the period of social SuiWei years worshipping god. According to the

Chine lunar calendar, the first month YuanRi, yuan, or $$, New Year, etc, on New

Year's day, to u the Gregorian calendar, the period of the republic of China, the

Gregorian calendar year to January 1, called the Chine Spring Festival on January

1 call.

The Spring Festival is coming, means, vientiane recovery grass and trees renewal,

ed and a harvest ason begins. People just through the long grass withering of

ice and snow, cold spring day, hope the coming Spring Festival when, dancing with

joy to meet this festival.

For thousands of years, people make in celebration abnormal colorful, every year from

Chine on the 23rd this year, folk play period is called "chun", also called "Saul,

dust and dirt before the Spring Festival, Chine people have health is known as the

traditional customs

闲多了你可以就写下面的那一段，还有的我在帮你想想

中秋节的

China's traditional Mid-Autumn festival is Spring Festival, Dragon Boat Festival,

and han Chine tomb-sweeping day, and called the four traditional festival.

According to records, the ancient emperors also have the spring, autumn death on

offering for the lunar calendar is rites feast days, August 15, SanQiu coincides with

the name "Mid-Autumn festival", For this festival in autumn, August, say again "autumn

festival", "BaYueJie" August will "zhongqiu;" And for the reunion of the faith and

relevant

圣诞节的

The meaning of the word refers to the mass of Christ "Christ" (s) ", namely "the mass

of Christ's time for dinner. The ceremony of the new testament derived from the last

supper. And the mass of Christ "Christ" (s) "this word is a mass of Greek and Latin,

becau Christ comes from the Greek Χ ρ ι σ ? τ ?, meaning only refers to the

jews," the anointed one "to Christ, And from the original mass missa Latin, for

dismissal), extended meeting (for Christian Thanksgiving get-together. So sometimes

abbreviation for "Xmas". This may be becau of the X is similar to the Greek alphabet

Χ (Chi), Χ is "Christ" Χ Greek ι σ ? τ ρ ? Christos I (the first letter). To

respect other people's beliefs, religious Christmas to fade.

如果你闲多了，你可以删掉些，还有就是那个圣诞节里的一些特殊符号是名字，你不会写没

关系，可以直接删除不写