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Humorous speech -- ridicule onelf (Chine English comparison)
我不想说我是只鸡How does the speaker laugh at himlf?
As a speaker, I got two complaints from the audience: one was that I spoke so loudly that they couldn't sleep; the cond was that I talked too long, and they couldn't keep awake.
As a speaker, I 've only had two complaints from audiences. One, that I talk so loud they can' t fall asleep. And two, that I talk so long they can 't stay awake.
Innovative ntence: you or sleep, or not sleep, as long as not snoring, I will continue to speak.
As a speaker, his speech and Lincoln's speech for Columbia Petersburg a famous speech [] comparison. At the end of his speech, there were sorrow, tears and grief - especially the planning committee.
As a speaker, he has often been compared to Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address. When he finishes his speech there is, also sorrow, tears and mourning especially by the program committee..
Humor commentary: the speaker spoke so badly that the organizers cried very sadly.
At the end, the host thank you from the busy schedule time out
- you keep cool, gracefully nodding and smiling, knew the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.
Poi is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program and you nod and smile - graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.
Humor notes: some retired cadres have nothing to do after retirement, someone asks him to take part in some activities, and he pretends to be busy, and ems to push a lot of things to catch up.
I ud to be nervous when I was speaking, but then I saw a message saying that if you imagine all the audience is naked, it will help. At this moment, I stood here and imagined that the audience was naked. It worked really well. I wasn't nervous anymore, but my eyes were tired.
I ud to get nervous when giving a speech but then I read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked. And so at this, very moment, I m standing up here imagining "every one in
this audience as being naked. And it really works. I no suffer from nervousness. Eyestrain. Yes.
Humor note: think of the audience as naked, meaning I'm not afraid of you, not nervous.
Most people are a little nervous when they stand on the platform.
I belong to a small group. I am very nervous.
I'm not conceited mylf - I can't tell you how much I admire my point.
Personally, I have never been conceited - and I can 't tell you how much I admire mylf for that.
Humorous ntence: he becomes very proud of himlf becau he is not conceited.
翠鸟的外貌描写I don't have any conceit. I hope others e me like that.
I'll speak in simple English, and then I'll translate it to the lawyer.
护肝吃什么
Let me put this into plain English. I 'll translate it for the lawyers later.
Humorous remarks: lawyers always like to u complicated language, and they can not understand simple words.
Innovative ntences: there are three versions of my speech, primary school version, middle school version, college version, do you listen to an elementary school age edition, or the two age version of primary school?
If you've heard the story, plea don't interrupt me. I know this story.
If you 've already heard this story, plea don' t stop me becau it 's the only one I know.
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Humor note: you know two stories, and you can tell them before you tell them.
I tell a joke, if you have heard of, also want to pretend not to hear, so I take care of you.
Speaking is like watering the lawn. If 1/4 of the water gets in, you'll be satisfied.
无法表示意见
Making a speech is like watering a lawn. You 're satisfied if just a quarter of it sinks in.
Humor notes: some people snore, some people speak, are normal, 1/4 of the audience listen to the good.
We had something in common at the beginning of the speech. You don't know what I'm going to say - I don't know.
游戏闪退怎么办At the very start, let me just say that we both have something in common. You don 't know what I' m going to say - and neither do I.
Humorous ntences: the beginning of an impromptu speech.
I don't know if you'll like my speech. I don't know what I'm going to talk about.
Before I start, I want to tell you that the following speech has been edited as a TV show, and I'm going to talk less for 20 minutes, and we'll be able to get home and watch 2 shows.
Before I begin, I want you to know that the following speech has been edited for television. I cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in time for the on game channel
Humor notes: put on the scene and watch home on tv.
Some of you may know me tonight there for a couple of reasons here: the first reason is your program committee has been looking for a smart, funny, sophisticated in trying to find their speaker. The cond reason was that the man was ill, so he called me.
As some of you may know I appearing here tonight for two m very good reasons. The first reason is
your Program Committee was trying to find a speaker who 's intelligent, entertaining sophisticated, and they did. The cond - reason is, he got sick so they called me.
Humor notes: at first it was like saying that you were very cow, but it was actually a temporary substitute.
I think my speech is funny, but why doesn't anyone laugh?
Some people have stage fright, I don't have it; the stage isn't going to happen; I'm the audience who scared me to death!洪泽湖古堰景区
Some people suffer from stage fright. I don 't. The stage doesn' t bother me at all. It 's the audience that scares the hell out of me!
