2--Not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts
3--whenever I bring a girlfriend home from school.
4--What a lame-o.
5--Someone really should just put him out of his miry.
6--Want me to kill him for you?
7--Yeah.Would you?
8--My name is Lester Burnham.
9--This is my neighborhood.
10--This is my street.
11--This is my life.
12--I'm42years old.In less than
14--Of cour,I don't know that yet.
15--And in a way,I'm dead already.
16--Look at me.
17--Jerking off in the shower.
18--This will be the high point of my day.
19--It's all downhill from here.
20--That's my wife,Carolyn.
21--See the way the handle on tho pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? 22--That's not an accident.
23--Hush,Bitsy!
24--Hush!What is wrong with you?
25--That's our next door neighbor,Jim.
写作业英语怎么说26--And that's Jim.
27--You spoil
28---Me?-...no bark!Come inside now!
29---Come on.-Good morning,Jim!
30--Morning,Carolyn.
31--I love your tie.That color!
团队凝聚力培训32--I just love your ros.
33--How do you get them to flourish like this?
34--Well,I'll tell you:eggshells and Miracle-Gro.
35---I've never heard of that.-
37--She wasn't always like this.She ud to be happy.
38--We ud to be happy.
39--My daughter,Jane.Only child.
40--Janie's a pretty typical teenager:
41--angry,incure,confud.
42--I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass
43--but I don't want to lie to her.
44--Jane,honey,are you trying to look unattractive?
46--Congratulations,you've succeeded admirably.
47--Lester,could you make me a little later?I'm not quite late enough.
48--Nice going,Dad.
49--Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic lor.
50--And they're right.
51--I have lost something.
52--I'm not exactly sure what it is,
53--but I know I didn't always dated.
54--But you know what?
55--It's never too late to get it back.
56--Hello.This is Lester Burnham from Media Monthly magazine.
57--I'm calling for Mr.Tamblin,plea.
58--Well,we're all under a deadline here.
59--There's some information about your product launch
60--that isn't even covered in your press
61--Yeah,OK.Can I ask you a question?
62--Who is Tamblin?Does he exist?
63--'Cau he doesn't ever em to come in.
64--Yeah,OK.I'll leave my number.
65--It's555-0199.
66--Lester Burnham.Thank you.
67--Hey,Les.
68--You got a minute?
69--For you,Brad,I got five.
70--So I'm sure you can understand发家致富
71--our need to cut corners around here.
72--Sure.Times are tight.You got to free up some cash.
73--You got to spend money to make money,right?
74---Exactly.-Like the time when Mr.Flournoy
75--ud the company MasterCard to pay for that hooker,
76--then she ud the card and stayed at the St.Regis for
77---That's unsubstantiated gossip!-That's$50,000!
78--That's someone's salary who's gonna get fired
79--becau Craig has to pay women to fuck him!
80--Jesus!Calm down.
81--Nobody's getting fired yet.
82--That's why we're having everyone write out a job description
83--mapping out in detail how they contribute.
84--That way management can asss who'
85--And who's expendable.
86--It's just business.
87--I've been writing for this magazine for14years.You've been here a month? 88--I'm one of the good guys,Les.
90--This is your one chance to save your job.
91--There's no decision.Just write the damn thing.
92--You don't think it's weird and kind of fascist?
93--Possibly,but you don't want to be unemployed.
94--Let's ll our souls and work for Satan becau it's more convenient.
95--Could you be a little bit more dramatic,plea?
96--So we finally got new neighbors.
97--If the Lomans had let me reprent them instead of the Real Estate King
98--that hou would never have sat on the market for six months.
99--They were still mad at you for cutting down their sycamore.
100--Their sycamore?Come on!
101--A substantial portion of the root structure was on our property.
102--How can you call it their sycamore?
103--I wouldn't have the heart to cut down something if it wasn't partially mine. 104--Mom,do we always have to listen to this elevator music?
105--No.No,we don't.
106--As soon as you've prepared a nutritious,yet savory,meal that I'm about to eat 107--you can listen to whatever you like.
108--So,Janie,how was school?
109--It was OK.
110--Just OK?
111--No,Dad.It was spectacular.
112--Well,you want to know how things went at my job today?
113--They've hired this efficiency expert.
114--This really friendly guy named Brad.How perfect is that?
115--He's there to make it em like they're justified in firing somebody
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116--becau they couldn't just come right out and say that.
117--That would just be too honest.
118--So they've asked us.You couldn't possibly care less,could you?
119--Well,what do you expect?
120--You can't all of a sudden be my best friend just becau you had a bad day. 121--I mean,hello!You've barely even spoken to me for months.
122--What?You're Mother of the Year?You treat her like an employee.
123--What?
124--What?!
125--I'm going to get some ice cream.
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127--I'm sorry I haven't
129--You know,you don't always have to wait for me to come to you.
130--Great.So now it's my fault?
131--I didn't say that.It's nobody's fault.
132--Janie,what happened?We ud to be pals.
133--I will ll this hou today.
134--I will ll this hou today.
135--I will ll this hou today.
136--I will ll this hou today.
137--Welcome.I'm Carolyn Burnham.
138--This living room is very dramatic.
139--Wait till you e the native stone fireplace!
140--A simple cream could really lighten things up.
141--You could even put in a skylight.
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142--Well,why don't we go into the kitchen?
143--It's a dream come true for any cook.
144--Just filled with positive energy.
145--You'll be surprid how much a ceiling fan can cut down on your energy costs. 146--You know,you could have some really fun backyard get-togethers out here. 147--The ad said this pool was"lagoon-like."
148---Nothing"lagoon-like"about it.-Except for maybe the bugs!
149--There aren't even any plants out here!
150--What do you call this?Is this not this a plant?
151--If you have a problem with the plants,I can call my landscape architect.
152---Solved!-I think lagoon,I think waterfall.
153--I think tropical.This is a cement hole.
154--I have some tiki torches in the garage.
155--Shut up!
156--Stop it!You weak.You baby!Shut up!
157--Shut up!Shut up!
158--Who are you looking for?
159--My parents are coming tonight.
160--They're trying to,you know,take an active interest in me.
161--Gross.I hate it when my mom does that.
162--They're such assholes.Why can't they just have their own lives?
163--What makes you so sure she wants us to be there?Did she ask?
164--Of cour not.She doesn't want us to know how important this is to her. 165--But she's been practicing her steps for weeks.
166--I'll bet money she'll rent it.
167--And I'm missing the James Bond marathon on TNT.
168--Lester!This is important!
169--I'm nsing a real distance growing between you and Jane.
170--Growing?She hates me.
171--She's just willful.
172--She hates you,too.
173--I'm sorry,I'm sorry.工作报告格式
174--Pardon me.Excu me.
175--Now,for your halftime entertainment,
176--Rockwell High's award-winning Dancing Spartanettes!
178--Shit!They're still here.
179---Janie!-Hey,I really enjoyed that!
180---Congratulations!You were great!-I didn't win anything.
181--Hi,I'm Lester,Janie's dad.
182--Oh,hi.
183--This is my friend,Angela Hayes.
184--OK.Good to meet you.
185--You were also good
水瓶座与天蝎座187--Nice to meet you,Angela.Honey!
188--I am so proud of you!You know,I watched you very cloly.
189--You didn't screw up once!
190--OK.We have to go.
191---So what are you girls doing now?-Dad!
192--We're going out for pizza.
193--Really?We can give you a ride.I have a car.Want to come with us? 194--Thanks,but I have a car.
195--You have a car.Well,that's great.That's great.
196--'Cau Janie's thinking about getting a car soon,aren't you?
197--Dad!Mom's waiting for you.
198--It was very nice meeting you,Angela.
199--Any friend of Janie'
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203--Could he be pathetic?
204--I think he's sweet.
205--And I think he and your mother have not had x in a long time.
206--It's the weirdest thing.
207--I feel like I've been in a coma for about20years
208--and I'm just now waking up.
209--Spectacular.
210--I'm so sorry my dad was weird tonight.
211--That's OK.
212--I'm ud to guys drooling over me.
213--It started when I was about12.
214--I'd go to dinner with my parents.
215--Every Thursday night,Red Lobster.
216--And every guy there would stare at me when I walked in.
217--And I knew what they were thinking.
218--Just like I knew guys at school thought about me when they jerked off. 219---Vomit.-No,I liked it.
220--And I still like it.
