What do you do with a kangaroo?
A play by Jessica Johnson
Bad on the book by Mercer Mayer Characters:
Narrator A Narrator B Narrator C Child Kangaroo
Raccoon
Tiger
兴趣的特点Opossum
Llama
Moo
Camel
Chorus
Narrator C
What do you do with a kangaroo who jumps in your window and sits on your bed?
Kangaroo
I never sleep on wrinkled sheets, so change them now and make them smooth, and fluff up the pillows if you plea. Chorus
What do you do?
Narrator B
You throw him out, that’s what you do.
Child尘封往事
人生际遇Get out of my bed, you Kangaroo!
Narrator A
What do you do when you go to the bathroom to wash your face, and hanging there where your towel should be brushing his teeth like he owns the place is an Opossum? Opossum
This toothpaste you u is much too sweet and your toothbrush I’m sorry to say is all worn. Plea get me a new one tomorrow.
Chorus
What do you do?
Narrator B
You grab him up by his skinny tail and carry him off, that’s what you do.
Child
Get out of my bathroom, you Opossum!
Narrator C
What do you do if you want to get dresd, but wearing your jeans, your favorite pair, is a Llama.
Llama
I lost my pants on the tennis court- I think yours will do, though the colors all wrong, the knees are tight and a button is gone, the cuffs are frayed and for goodness sake, the am is ripped- so nd the right off to the tailor!
Chorus
What do you do?
Narrator B
You throw him out, that’s what you do!
Child
Gimme my pants back you Llama!
Narrator A
What do you do when you go down to eat, and there on the table dipping his paws in your cereal bo
wl is a smiling Raccoon?
韩繁体Raccoon
This cereal is stale but I’m so hungry that I don’t care and I never eat with dirty paws so bring me a gold-plated finger bowl and fill it with water scented of ro. And bring me a towel of fluffy lambs wool and a whisker brush too, for I am very neat. And hurry! I’ve been waiting all morning. Chorus
What do you do?
星星闪闪巅峰官路Narrator B
You throw him out, as simple as that!
Child
Stay away from my breakfast, you Raccoon!
Narrator C
反古What do you do when you want to go out and there in the doorway blocking your view is a large bab
y moo? Moo
I won’t move ‘till you give me a bath in apricot juice and brush my teeth with a sassafras root, and play me a tune on a brass French horn and say “pretty-plea” fifteen times. Chorus
What do you do?
Narrator B
You throw her out, that’s what you do!
Child
Get out of my way, you old Moo, you!
Narrator A
What do you do if you want to go riding but there on your red-painted bicycle at sits a grown Bengal tiger with flashing green eyes?
最美的邂逅Bengal Tiger
Hurry up and push me along to the Taj Mahal Circus before it’s too late. You’ll have to push fast and sing me a song about waffles and airplanes and matters-of-fact. And when we arrive, just to show you my thanks- I’ll eat you for dinner or breakfast!
Chorus
What do you do?
Narrator B
Give that tiger a push, if that’s what he wants. You push him right off, and that’s all there is to it.
Child
Give me my bicycle you Tiger!
Narrator C
What do you do if you fill up the tub but before you get wet a camel comes and drinks the tub dry?
Camel
Now fill up the bathtub I’ve a terrible thirst, and throw in some tasty bath salt if you plea. But this time, leave out the soap.
Chorus
What do you do?
Narrator B
You throw him out, that’s what you do!
Child
Get away from my bathtub you, Camel!
