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- Aah!
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Now class, I don't want this field trip
to be a repeat of our
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to the Springfield State Prison.
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So, I want you all
的爸爸
to be on your best behavior,
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especially you, Bart Simpson.
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Mrs. Krabappel,
I didn't unlock that door.
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- Uh, sorry, little dudes.木工工资
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Party hardy was tardy.
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- All right, children. Count off.
- One, two, three.
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- Hey, Otto. Hey, Ottoman.
- Hey, Bart dude.
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Any new tattoos, Otto?
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Oh, funny
you should ask, man.
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This morning I woke up
with this one.
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Cool. I want one.
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Huh. Not till you're 14,
my little friend.
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Bart! Bart Simpson!
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Take your at, Bart.
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Oh, plea, Mrs. Krabappel,
not next to Wendell.
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He pukes on every bus ride.
滥竽充数寓言故事No offen, Wendell.
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- Oh.
- Be that as it may, it's the only at left,
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so get in there!
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Plea try not
to shake the at like that.
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Now, class, remember. Do not stick
any part of your body out the window.
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We all know the tragic story of the young
man who stuck his arm out
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and had it ripped off by a big truck
coming in the other direction.
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And I was that boy.
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Uh, Bart Simpson, sit down!
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I've had just about enough
of your tomfoolery.
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Oh, I don't feel so hot.
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Look, there's
our school again.
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- Otto, are you sure you-
- It's a shortcut, Mrs. K. Trust me.
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Mrs. Krabappel!
Mrs. Krabappel!
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Bart, not another word out of you, or
I'll subject you to
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of making you sing
in front of the class.
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- Can I pick the song?
- No.
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The song will be
"john Henry Was a Steel Driving Man. "
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Oh, no.
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We're gonna make you sing,
Bart Simpson.
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Yeah, Bart Simpson,
we're gonna make you sing.
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That's it, Bart. Oh,
why can't you be more like, uh, uh-
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- Us, Mrs. Krabappel?
- Yes, Sherri and Terri. They know how to behave.
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Da, da, da, da, da, da. Whoa!
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They took Bart Simpson
to the graveyard
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And they buried him
in the sand
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Oh, yeah, and every locomotive
that comes rolling by
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Bart. Bart!
- Says there lies a steel-driving man
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- Lord, Lord, oh, there lies a-
- Okay, Bart. Enough!
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Hey, Wendell,
you made it, buddy.
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And so, this plant harness
the power of
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so that we have the energy to run
eveything from your favorite
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to yummy
cotton candy machines.
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Let's learn more
about nuclear energy, shall we?
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Lights.
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When most people
think of nuclear energy,
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they think of this.
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But when we talk about
nuclear energy,
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we really mean this.
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But what exactly is
nuclear energy?
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I don't know,
but I know someone who does.
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- Smiling Joe Fission.
- Hi, there, energy eaters.
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I'm Smiling joe Fission,
your atomic
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to the strange and exci
ting world
of nuclear power.
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And the are rods
of uranium 235. Hi, Rod.
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Hi. Hey. Good to e ya.
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- Hey, you guys look hot.
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Of cour we're hot. We're radioactive.
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Uh-oh. Well, how 'bout
a dip in the pool?
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Yeah! Last one in's the rotten rod!
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The rods make the water
so hot it boils.
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Ow! Ouch! Ow!
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and the steams pins
turbines that generate energy.
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Bart, sit down.
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Uh-oh. Whoops.
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Looks like there's a little
leftover nuclear waste. No problem.
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I'll just put it where
nobody'll find it for a million years.
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So, now you know the whole true stoy
of nuclear energy,
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our no longer
misunderstood friend.
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So, keep on smiling.
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Now, let's have even more fun.
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And, uh, over here is
our thermal regulator.
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to your right,
if you look through this window,
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you'll e where our water rejoins
the rest of nature's biosphere.
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-
Hey, Bart, our dad says your dad is incompetent.
- What does incompetent mean?
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It means he spends more time yakking and
scarfing down doughnuts than doing his job.
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Oh, okay. I thought
you were putting him down.
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you know, I defy anyone
to tell
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between the doughnuts
and ones baked today.
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My boy's suppod to be here any cond on
a field trip. They been through here yet?
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Come on, Simpson. If they wanted
the kids to e you
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on your butt and stuffing your face,
they'd take them on a tour of your hou.
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You're right.
I gotta get where the action is.
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Coming through!
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Hey, there's my dad.
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Hey, Dad! Yo, Homer!
Woo! Woo! I'm up here!
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Oh, hi, boy!
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- All right. Who's responsible for this?
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- I might have known it was you, Simpson.
- But, sir, I-
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I don't want to hear about it, Simpson.
You're fired!
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-
Oh, hi, girls.
- Hi, Daddy.
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Here's a good job
at the fireworks factory.
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- Tho perfectionists? Forget it.
- How 'bout this?
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Supervising technician
at the toxic waste dump.
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I'm no supervising technician.
I'm a technical supervisor.
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I've never done anything worthwhile in
my life. I'm a big, worthless nothing.
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There, there, Homer.
You'll find a job.
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You've caud plenty of industrial
accidents, and you've always bounced back.
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- Yeah, Dad, you can do it!
- Yeah, go for it, Dad.
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You're right! I'm young, I'm
able-bodied and I'll take anything!
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Watch out, Springfield.
Here I come.
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Don't give up, Dad.
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I'm just a technical supervisor
who cared too much.
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- Moe's Tavern.
- Is Mr. Freely there?
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- Who?
- Freely. First initials "I.P."
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Hold on. I'll check.
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Uh, is I.P.Freely here?
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Hey, eveybody!
I.P.Freely!
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Wait a minute.
Listen to me, ya lousy bum.
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- When I get a hold of you, you're dead.
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I swear I'
m gonna
slice your heart in half.
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- You'll get that punk someday, Moe.
- Ah, I don't know.
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He's tough to catch.
He keeps changing his name.
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Oh, I think
I'll have another- Oops.
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Oh, I'm a little low on funds.
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- Do you think you can cover me just this once?
- No, sorry.
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W- Why not? I think after all
the years I derve an explanation.
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I don't think you're ever gonna get
another job and be able to pay me back.
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- Oh.
- Don't worry. We're still friends.
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I fall to pieces
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- All you all right, Homer?
- I'm fine. I'm just thinking.
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Well, I've been thinking too.
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you know, Homer, you've always been such
a good provider, but when we got married,
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Mr. Berger promid I could come back
to my old job anytime I wanted.
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you think you can
still do that kind of work?
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Sure. You never forget.
It's just like riding a bicycle.
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- Hey, Mama, where's my fries already?
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Dad, eat something.
It's got mustard on it.
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All he does is lie there
like an unemployed whale.
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I don't know
what el to do.
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There's only one thing we can do:
take advantage of the old guy.
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you gotta sign my report card, Dad.
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Loaf time,
the cable network for the unemployed.
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We'll be back with more tips on how
to win the lottery right aftert his.
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Unemployed? Out of work? Sober?
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You sat around the hou all day,
but now it's Dufftime.
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Duff, the beer that makes
the days fly by.
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Can't get enough
of that wonderful Duff
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- Duffbeer
- Beer. Now there's a temporay solution.
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There must be
some beer here somewhere.
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Ah. Maybe in here.
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Damn! I need money!
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Oh, no.
What have I done?
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I smashed open my little boy's
piggy bank, and for what?
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A few measly cents.
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Not even enough
to buy one beer.
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Wait a minute. Let me count
and make sure. Not even clo.
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Dear family.
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租厂房合同I am an utter failure,
and you'll be better off without me.
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By the time you read this,
I will be in my watey grave.
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I can only leave you with the words
my father gave me:
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"Stand tall, have courage
and never give up. "
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I only hope I can provide
a
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in death than I did
in life.
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Warmest regards.
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Love, Homer J. Simpson.
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Nothing's easy.
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Oh, looks like young Simpson is
going to kill himlf.
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Well, maybe not. Maybe he's just taking
his boulder for a walk.
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Oh.
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- Mom! Mom! Wake up!
- We've been robbed!
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- What?
- Someone swiped my piggy bank!
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Your father's gone too!
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- Look what I found.
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Almost there.
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Hey, you idiot!
Watch where you're going!
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Well, live and learn.
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- There he is!
- Don't do it, Dad!
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Boy, this interction
is dangerous.
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Someone ought to put
a
stop sign here.
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Oh, Homer.
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How could you think
of killing yourlf? We love you.
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- Yeah, Dad. We love you.
- Yeah.
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Kill mylf? Killing mylfis
the last thing I'd ever do.
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Now I have a purpo,
a reason to live.
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I don't care who
I have to face.
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I don't care who
I have to fight.
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I will not rest until
this street gets a stop sign!
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Next on the agenda.
Police
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will give us an update
on our graffiti problem.
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Well, it's no cret
our city is
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by a graffiti vandal
known as " El Barto. "
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Police artists have a composite sketch
of the culprit.
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If anyone has any information,
plea contactus immediately.
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Cool, man.
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- Tough customer.
-
Ooh, wouldn't want to run into him in a dark alley.
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And now, new business. Homer Simpson,
local resident, has something. Mr. Simpson?
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Don't be nervous.
We believe in you, Homer.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
esteemed councilmen,
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boys and girls, retired people
with nothing better to do.
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Danger comes in
many, many forms,
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- from dinosaurs that tormented our caveman
ancestors to the- - Simpson, get to the point.放纵的近义词
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I think we should put a stop sign
at " D" Street and 12th.
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- The other-
- All in favor?
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- Aye.
- Approved. Meeting adjourned.
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- Coffee and maple logs in the lobby.
- Wow. They listened to me.
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- All right, Dad!
-
Way to go, Homer.
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- you did it, Homer.
- If they think I'm gonna stop at that stop sign,
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they're sadly mistaken.
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- Oh, Homer, I am so proud of you.
- Proud? Proud of what?
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Well, eveything.
Your dip sign, for instance.
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Now people won't be caught offguard
by that little "mm-mmm" in the road.
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Ah, what a great family,
but come on.
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We all know
this is small potatoes.
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There's a danger in this town that is
bigger than all the dips put together.
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- What, Dad?
- I'm talking about that.
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you don't mean you're going
to take on your old boss.
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- Wow.
- Gee, Dad's a hero.
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- What'd ya say, son?
- Nothing.
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That's okay. I'll just assume you said
what I thought I heard you say.
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- He also brought you the speed bump,
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the dip sign,
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-
the 15 miles per hour
speed limit on Main Street.
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I give you the man who very name
is synonymous with safety.
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- Homer Simpson!
- Homer! Homer!
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Thank you.
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Unlike most of you,
I am not a nut.
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Just a good, honest American
who
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and especially carelessness
wherever they occur.
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Look at that man.
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He has the crowd
in the palm of his hand.
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Ah, haven't en anything
like it since Jolson. Who is he?
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That's Homer Simpson, sir.
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He ud to work here in the plant,
but we fired him for gross incompetence.
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Oh, so that's
his little game.
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- Get this Simpson character
uphere right now. - But Mr. Burns-
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I said do it! Now do it!
Do it! Do it!
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Our lives are at the hands
of men no smarter than you or I,
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many of them,
incompetent boobs.
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I know this becau
I worked alongside them,
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gone bowling with them,
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watched them pass me over
for promotions time and again.
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- And I say, this stinks!
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Hey. Hey, Simpson, Burns wants
to talk to you privately.
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- Privately?
- Yes.
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Stay here.
I'll be right back.
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- Ah, Homer Simpson, at last we meet.
- Same here.
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Simpson, I want you to rejoin
our power plant family.
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- Sorry. No can do.
- Hear me out, Simpson!
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I don't want you to come back as a technical
supervisor or
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or whatever the hell
you ud to do.
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I want you to be in charge
of safety here at the plant.
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Safety? But, sir,
if truth be known,
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I actually caud more accidents
around here than any other employee.
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There were even a few doozies
no one ever found out about.
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The generous offer I'm making
is good
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30 conds, Simpson.
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Me, in charge ofsafety?
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This place could blow sky high.
Nah. I'll concentrate on my work now.
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Gee, this guy's desk
sure is big.
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I can't let Marge support
the family.
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This guy's got the cleanest
shirt I've ever en. What should I-
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Simpson, time's up.
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- Mmm, what the hey. I'll take the job.
- Excellent.
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Your first duty will be
to step out on
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and tell that crowd
this plant is safe.
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- What?
- Go on, Homer.
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Homer! Homer!
Homer! Homer! Homer!
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- Yeah, Homer!
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Go, Dad!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
this plant is-
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Oh, sit tight.
I'll be right back.
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I can't do it, Mr. Burns.
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you mean, you're willing
to give up a good job and
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just for your principles?
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Mmm. When you put it that way,我最喜欢的一道菜
it does sound a little farfetched,
274
but that's the lug
you're looking at!
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And I vow to continue spending
evey free minute
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crusading for safety!
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Of cour, I'd have a lot less of tho
free minutes if you gave me the job.
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Mmm. You're not as stupid
as you look
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or our best
军绿色大衣
testing indicates.
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- You've got the job. Now get to work!
- I'll get to work,
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but first I have to say
good-bye to some friends.
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- Friends,
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you have come to depend on me
as your
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so you won't scrape yourlf
or stub
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or blow yourlves up.
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But you can't depend on me
all your life.
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you have to learn that there's
a little Homer Simpson in all of us,
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and I'm going to have to live
without your respect and awe.
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The only re
