The.IT.Crowd S01E02
秋红薯悲催的珍
Has this ever happened to you?
你是否有过这种经历
From today,dialling999won't get you the emergency rvices.从今天起999不再提供应急服务
And that's not the only thing that's changing.
除此之外我们有
Nicer ambulances,faster respon times,
更炫的救护车更快的反应速度
and better looking drivers
和更标致的司机
mean they're not just the emergency rvices,
这不仅是紧急服务
they're"Your"emergency
更是你专属的紧急服务
remember the new number:
只需拨打
没错就是
Hello?I've had a bit of
一平米等于多少亩
你好我摔倒了
Well that's easy to remember!
还真是好记啊
0118999881
0118999881
<
999119725
3!
3
I don't know why they just couldn't keep it as it was!
真搞不明白干嘛要换号码
How hard is it to remember911?
难道要记住911很难吗
-
-I mean999!
-是999吧-是999
-That's the American one!-Yeah!
-你那是老美的紧急电话-没错
-You berk!-Come on,are you ready?
-你个二-走吧准备好了吗
I don't know what to say really it'
真不知道说什么好真搞笑
there are some many issues in the world,
世上好东西太多
they are beautiful,I
它们都很漂亮我都喜欢
in fact they're the most beautiful shoes I've ever 那是我见过最美的鞋
you know,I can't have everything that I love,玩游戏英文
当然我不可能拥有一切
otherwi I'd own lots of things,and actually they're red,
否则我每双鞋都买红的
which is quite tarty,and they
那看起来也太荡了
don't necessarily go with any of
而且我也没衣服搭配
Come on you crazy bitch!
走吧疯婆子
Come on!
走吧
Come on!
走吧
-Denholm's called the general.-Oh God,another one!
-丹农自称将军了-啥又来
Yeah!
没错
I bet he declares war on something!
我敢打赌他肯定要宣战
一般现在时句子
He loves declaring war!
他就喜欢搞这套
I
我要宣...
War!
同学的朋友战
I can e that got your attention.
我知道我今天穿的很拉风
What am I declaring war on?
感谢师恩知道我要向什么宣战吗
My bollocks?!
我下面的
Stress!
压力
Stress is a dia,people,and I am a cure!
压力是一种疾病而我就是药方
I'm a doctor with a cure.
从飞
我是有药方的医生
No,no!I'm a General!And it's still a war!
不我是将军这仍是一场战争
A war on dia!
一场与病魔的战争
Stress!
压力病
There's too much stress around here.
你们压力太大了
They're very expensive and besides,
那鞋太贵了而且王者荣耀小乔图片
the woman in the shop said they were way too small for me.店员说那双鞋太小我穿不了
You e you know,be practical,go on!
你应该实际点
In the time I've been speaking,
在我讲话的同时
over18million people have died of stress.
有超过1千8百万人因为压力而丧生
That's another one.
又死一个
That's another one.
再死一个
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越来越多
Mayhem!
大悲剧
We gotta deal with it!
所以我们得对付它
-Are you ready to deal with it?!-Yeah!
-准备好了吗-嗯
Say"I hate stress!"
说"我讨厌压力"
-I hate stress!-No!
-我讨厌压力-不
You didn't let me finish.
我还没说完
Say"I "
说"我讨厌压力
and I want to limitate its influence in my life，我要将它的影响降至最低
what can I do about it?Anyone?
怎么做谁知道
Have a bath?
泡个澡
Have a bath?!
泡澡
Get a bike!
买辆自行车
I cycle veryday!
我每天骑车上下班
70miles!
112公里
Both here,
这里还有这里
are as red as a fire engine!
都红得像消防车
Any other ideas?
还有什么主意
Jen,what about you?
珍你觉得呢
Shoes!
鞋子
-What?-Shoes!
-什么-鞋子
嗷鞋子
Ok,look!
好吧听好了
I have invited Dr.Julian Holmes
我已经邀请了朱利安·福尔摩斯博士
to come and give a class at lunchtime.
利用午餐时间给我们做讲座
He is Europe's leading stress expert.
他是欧洲数一数二的减压专家
They call him:"Stressperts!"
人称"压力大师"
Anyone interested in coming along picking up 哪位有兴趣参加课程
a few tips on how to manage stress?
学习一些减压技巧呢
There's a
有免费自助餐哦
Good!
很好
