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干嘛
What?
照明电影
ILLUMINATION!
在1985年
The year was 1985,
电视上首屈一指的节目是
and the number-one show on
布拉特小恶魔
Evil Bratt.
本节目由巴尔萨泽·布拉特领衔出演少年天才
The show starred young Balthazar Bratt as a child prodigy 也是犯罪天才决心称霸世界
and criminal mastermind.. bent on world domination.
他在那抓住他
There he is! Get him!
我可是个坏小子
I've been a bad boy!
布拉特是80年代最出名的童星
Bratt was the biggest child actor of the 1980s,
打动了全球观众的心
striking a chord with audiences all over the world.
他在那抓住他
There he is! Get him!
但一切都在第三季结束了
But it all came to an end in ason three,空气悬架系统
因为
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我有没有很坏坏啊
I've been a bad boy!
这位年轻的明星经历了意想不到的青春发育期
The young star experienced an unexpected growth spurt. 节目被取消了好莱坞将他拒之门外
The show was canceled. Hollywood rejected him
布拉特的生活迅速直线下滑
and Bratt quickly plunged into a downward spiral.
他开始相信自己就是电视里的那个角色
Starting to actually believed he was the character he played on TV.
你看什么
What are you looking at?
让我们不禁好奇
Leading us all
他现在在哪
Where is he now?
克莱夫
You know what, Clive?
在电视上扮演恶人很有趣
Playing a villain on TV was fun,
但现实生活中作恶会更爽
but being one in real life is even better.
盗窃音乐响起
Heist music!
来了
Here it comes.
干嘛克莱夫
What? Clive!
你要干嘛这怎么是盗窃音乐呢
What are you doing? How is that heist music?
抱歉我的锅
Sorry, my bad.
妈妈呀
Mommy!
给我停
长官船上混入了某个怪物
Sir, the ship has been boarded by some monster.
等下那不是怪物
Wait, that's not a monster.
那只是个穿了垫肩的男人
That's a man wearing shoulder pads.
只有一位超级大坏蛋的衣品会那么老气
There's only one supervillain who fashion n is quite that dated, 巴尔萨泽·布拉特
Balthazar Bratt.
糟糕杜邦钻石还在那船上
Blast it! The Dupont Diamond is on that ship!
派所有附近的特工立刻出发去现场
I want every agent in the area on the scene immediately. 我们已经到了格鲁西特工马上就到
We're already here! Agents Grucy are closing in fast.
没错什么你叫我们什么
< wait, wha? What did you call us?
格鲁西格鲁加露西变成格鲁西
Grucy. You know, Gru and Lucy mushed together.
你叫叫看
Try it.
我喜欢但不太喜欢
Haha! I like it, but not a lot,
三级跳我不喜欢
I don't like it.
停下
Stop!
趴下
On the ground!
保护钻石快行动
The jewel! Move!
快快
Go, go, go!
不许动
Don't move!
你又来晚了格鲁
Too late again, Gru. Ha, ha, ha... !
怎么回事
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他要逃走了
He's getting away!!
他想得美
That's what he thinks.
出发
Go, go!
快行动
Ugh! Go, go.
快走啊
Go, go, go!
我们应该抓不到了格鲁
I don't think we can make it, Gru.
我们可以的
We can make it!
可以的
We can !
不行了
No, we can't!
准备好
Get ready!
准备好迎接什么
Get ready !
你还好吗
Hey. How're you doing?
没事吧
Are you okay?
你们好
Hello.
你们真可爱
You guys are so cute.
去抓他小鲁鲁
Go get him, Gru Gru!
你好啊格鲁
Hello, Gru.
你适应得如何呀
How's your transition coming?
从世界级大恶棍变成世界最烂特工
You know, from world's worst villain to world's worst agent? 太搞笑了你应该上电视
Oh, that's hilarious! You should be on TV!
哦对了你之前有节目
Oh, that's right,
结果节目被取消了
but then you got canceled.
怎么样
What about that?
什么姑娘们干的
< Oh! Girls?!
不如跳舞
Dance fight!
A队钻石很安全
Alpha team, the diamond is cure.
快来带走它
Come and pick up the package.
收到 A队已经出发
阳光武
Copy that, Alpha team on approach.
格鲁
Gru.临沂北城小学
你真以为我失去意识了吗
Did you actually think I was unconscious? 那是我的演技哥们
椒麻手撕鸡
It's called acting, hor!
显然我技艺还未生疏
And clearly I've still got it!
我可是个坏小子
I've been a baaaad boy! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! 不许动
Freeze! Don't move!
真是见了录像带的鬼了
Son of a Betamax!
快行动抓住他快辉的成语
Go! Go! Get him! Get him!
他要跑了
He's getting away!黄金莲
这事没完听到了吗格鲁
This isn't over, Gru! You hear me?
我跟你没完
This is not over!
那又如何钻石在我手上
Yeah? Well, I still have the diamond!
祝你生日快乐祝你生日快乐
Happy birthday to you. Happy 祝丹生日快乐
Happy birthday, dear Daaaan.
祝你生日快乐
Happy birthday to you.
- 准备好了吗 - 是的
- Hey, you ready? - Yeah!
派对开始了大家
Party! Party, everyone!
小心
摊鸡蛋的做法Hey! Watch it!
不敢相信又一次放跑了布拉特
I can't believe Bratt got away, again.
这怎么可能怎么
