笑到肚子痛的100个英语笑话
As a content creator, I understand the importance of laughter in our lives. Laughter not only relieves stress and improves our mood, but it also helps us connect with others. To bring some laughter to your day, I have compiled a list of 100 hilarious jokes that are guaranteed to make your belly ache!
1. If you e a robbery at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?
2. Why was the math book sad? Becau it had too many problems.
3. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
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4. Why was the belt nt to jail? For holding up the pants.
5. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
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6. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Becau they make up everything.
7. Why don't oysters give to charity? Becau they're shellfish.
8. Why don't agulls fly by the bay? Becau then they would be bagels.
9. Why don't vampires go out in the sun? They don't want to be caught dead in a tan.
10. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
11. Why do ducks make great detectives? They always quack the ca.
12. I just got fired from my job at the bank. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
13. Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor.
14. Why did the tomato turn red? Becau it saw the salad dressing.
15. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
16. What do you call a group of cows that play instruments? A milk band.
17. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
18. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
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摇滚英文19. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Becau it was feeling crummy.
20. What's the difference between a well-dresd man on a unicycle and a poorly dresd man on a bike? Attire.
21. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
22. Why was the gym so cold? Becau all the fans were working out!
23. Why did the math book look so sad? Becau it had too many problems.
24. Two guys stole a calendar. They got six months each.
25. What is a tornado's favorite game to play? Twister!
26. Why did the kid cross the park? To get to the other slide.
27. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
28. What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
冰球鞋29. Two gold fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
30. Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? To e time fly!
31. Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himlf with that thing!”
32. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
33. Why did the bike fall over? Becau it was two-tired.
34. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
35. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
36. What did one wall say to the other? "I’ll meet you at the corner."
37. Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? They woke up.
38. How do you keep an idiot in suspen? I’ll tell you later.
名人传好句39. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
40. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
41. Why did the tomato turn red? Becau it saw the salad dressing!
42. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Becau he was outstanding in his field!
43. Why did the hipster drown? He went ice skating before it was cool.
44. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprid.
今后45. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
46. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Becau they make up everything.
47. What do you call chee that isn’t yours? Nacho chee.
48. What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will take twenty minutes to look for a golf ball.
49. Want to hear a roof joke? The first one’s on the hou.
成就需要理论50. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed!
51. Why was the math book sad? Becau it had too many problems.
52. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Becau it was feeling crummy.
53. Why did the plane crash into the rocks? Becau the pilot was a loaf of bread.
54. What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
55. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Becau they make up everything.
