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1.I started dating Beth Ann in high school.
2.She ud to make me sandwiches and w buttons on my shirts.
3.I tell you, there's nothing xier than a girl
4.who likes to take care of you.
5.I was introduced to Simone at a benefit.
6.Oh, the entrance she made.
7.Designer gown, dripping in diamonds.
8.You could tell from the way she walked,
9.she knew she was fabulous.
10.I first saw Taylor at a women's march.
11.She was giving a speech about dismantling the patriarchy.
12.And I don't really remember much of it,
13.becau the entire time she was speaking, I was just thinking,
14."That is one hot feminist."
15.Beth Ann was a virgin on our wedding night.
16.I was Simone's third husband.
17.Right away, Taylor told me she was bixual.
18.She wanted nothing more than to be a houwife.
19.Oh, she loved to shop and throw parties.
怎么折星星20.So I married a lawyer.
21.My Jewish parents were thrilled.
22.We were very happy, for the first few years.
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23.Until she discovered my cret.
24.And then, all hell broke loo.
25.Can you believe it?
26.Oh, Rob. It's lovely.
27.Damn straight.
28.And it's so big.
29.Well, it's a mansion, is what it is.
30.Yeah, you're married to a guy
31.who can afford a goddamn mansion.
32.- Hello. - Hello.
33.Sheila Mosconi. This is my husband, Leo.
34.I guess you're our new neighbors.
35.I must apologize for my husband's language.
36.He's excited becau we've never lived anywhere this nice before.
37.- He doesn't usually swear. - Relax.
38.- We're from Brooklyn. - Yeah. We don't give a fuck.
39.Yes.
40.Well, it was lovely to meet you.
41.After you unpack, invite us over.
42.I'll give you the skinny on all the neighbors.
43.You know, who to avoid.
44.She just wants to e if your furniture's nicer than ours.
45.I married a tightwad.
46.I know that her furniture is nicer than ours.
47.The moving men will be here any cond.
48.After they're done, we would love to host you.
49.I saw you talking to the neighbors.
50.What are they like?
51.Italian.
52.Karl?
53.Karl?
54.I'm in here, Simone.
55.Oh. The phone is going to ring any cond.
56.It'll be Henri, my hairdresr, and he will be livid.
57.- What have you done? - I'm 20 minutes late.
58.Again. He's gonna try to say he's given away my appointment.
59.Don't let him. Insist I left an hour ago,
60.and that you're beyond frantic.
61.Can you do that, darling? Can you lie for me?
62.Well, last week, I told Delia Butro you'd never had work done.
63.This is why you're the best husband I've ever had.
64.I was just hoping to be in the top three.
65.Wish me luck.
66.Hurry home.
67.Our party starts at 7:00.
68.You know me. I'm never late.
69.For a party.
70.Saul.
71.- My man. - I just got your text. What's up?
72.Actually, it's my wife.
73.She requires a little face time.
74.Geez.
75.- Hey, Saul. - Hey.
76.Hey. I just had a quick question
77.about the blueprints for the remodel.
78.- What ems to be the problem? - Well, e,
79.I asked for a window to be put in the side of the building.
80.but you put it in the back.
81.Yeah. I had to do it that way.
82.Okay, but why?
83.Well, it's a structural thing.
84.It's hard to explain.
85.Well, I'm a smart girl. Give it a try.
86.Relax, sweetheart, it's gonna look great.
87.Okay, Saul, here's what I think is going on.
88.You want to finish this job quickly
89.and move on to the next one, and it's easier
< put the window there instead of where I want it.
91.Am I right?
92.I've been in construction 40 years.
93.No one's ever questioned my integrity.
94.And until you can speak my language,
96.I may not understand construction,
97.but I do understand contracts.
98.Especially the one you signed,
99.which clearly states that I don't have to pay you
100.unless the work is completed to my satisfaction.
101.And that means, for the purpo of this,
102.and all future conversations,
< dick is bigger than yours.
104.Am I speaking your language now, Saul?
105.Yes.
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106.Good.
107.It's okay, man.
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108.Her dick's also bigger than mine.
109.You get ud to it.
110.I found the coasters. They were in the last box I looked in. 111.Sheila and Leo were just telling me about the neighborhood. 112.You are gonna love the supermarket.
113.It's five blocks away and it's got everything.
114.I can't wait.
115.I have so much shopping to do.
116.And the schools here are excellent. You guys got kids?
117.No.
118.Well, we have four little rug rats.
119.At some point, they are gonna break something that you own. 120.Not to worry. We will pay for it.
121.We make up for being bad parents
122.by being good neighbors.
123.Rob,
124.why do I get the feeling we've met before?
125.I don't know, Leo.
126.I mean, your face looks so familiar to me.
127.What do you do for a living?
128.I'm in aerospace engineering.
129.Ever hear of Cyther-Tech?
130.- No. - They have contracts with NASA.
131.I help design rockets.
132.I'm in dry cleaning, mylf.
133.Got four stores.
134.Practically a chain.
135.Sounds more impressive
136.if no one's been talking about rockets.
137.Rob, can I say something?
138.Sure. What's up?
139.If you want more coffee, ask for it.
140.I beg your pardon?
科技手工作品141.Just tapping on your cup?
142.Come on. That's how you treat a maid, not your wife. 143.Okay.
144.See-- this is my fault. See, I bought Sheila
145.a copy of The Feminine Mystique.
146.I-I thought it was a x manual.
147.She's been acting militant ever since. Sorry.
148.Honey, does my tapping offend you?
149.Of cour not.
150.Rob is such a wonderful provider.花胶炖牛奶
151.I consider it an honor to take care of him.
152.See?
153.She's happy.
154.Didn't mean to spoil the mood.
155.Sorry, Rob.
156.Apology accepted. To show there's no hard feelings, time you two are in Glendale, stop by Cyther-Tech 158.and I'll give you the grand tour.
159.You work in Glendale?
160.Yeah. That's where we're bad.
161.Well, it's getting late.
162.You guys have unpacking to do,
163.and we have kids to spank.
164.We're so happy to have made two new friends.
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165.Ah, we feel the same way.
166.Take care, Beth Ann.
167.Rob.
168.Simone! The hou.
169.It's finally done.
170.My decorator finished Friday. What do you think?漂亮的壁纸
171.I'm so jealous I could kill mylf.
172.Oh. That's the look I was going for.
173.Darling, I got you a scotch.
174.Thank you, my love.
175.Don't I have the nicest husband?
176.I don't know. Ed died and left me six million.
177.That was pretty nice.
178.Oh. Where's Wanda?
179.Didn't she come with you?
180.Wanda couldn't make it.
181.Oh. Why not?
182.She's in a dark place lately.
183.Charles is divorcing her becau she won't stop drinking.
184.Oh, poor thing.
185.Mom, I'm working.
186.I'll pretend not to know you in exchange for some chee balls. 187.How many do you want?
188.Leave the tray.
189.I feel so badly for Wanda.
190.Why don't I throw a lunch in her honor?
191.Oh, I don't think that's a good idea.
192.I think she could u a show of support from her friends.
193.Honey, Wanda doesn't like you.
194.You lie.
195.Remember when we went to Le D?me?
196.Charles had just moved out the day before.
197.Wanda was crushed.
198.And I told delightful anecdotes to make her laugh.
199.Stories about your trips to Italy
200.and your thriving art gallery
201.and how much money you're spending on your daughter's wedding. 202.Miry loves company.
203.You should've just said that
205.But my life is perfect.
206.That's exactly the type of thing your friends don't want to hear. 207.Simone? Everything all right?
208.Naomi says that
209.Wanda doesn't like me.
210.- I'm just devastated. - Oh, my poor darling.
211.Here, would it help to dance?
212.I believe it would.
213.Really? You want to throw another jacket on that chair?
214.I'm so tired.
215.There's a coat rack right there.
216.You're complaining about me? There's three pairs of your pants 217.hanging over the side of the couch.
