- You're welcome for a tasty dinner.
What are you guys looking at?
Ross and the most beautiful girl in the world.
Yeah, come to Papa!
I know!
Probably the only time I'll
湖南菜谱大全...but did you e the ass on her?
What ? When ?
How ? How did you get a girl like that?
So what is she, like a spokesmodel? An aerobics instructor?
Actually, she's a paleontology
...specializing in the Cenozoic Era.
But that's, like, the easiest era.
I've en her at work, but I
But I made her dinner.
We had a great time. And we're going out again tomorrow.
Maybe her friends are betting to e who gets the biggest geek.
Fine by me. Hope she wins.
Hey, we should have a contest. Yeah.
See who can bring home the most beautiful woman.
That's a good idea, Joe. We could call it life.
S04E06 The One with the Dirty Girl
You have any wrapping paper?
漫漫回家路
Is it for my birthday prent?
It was your birthday months ago.
You said you ordered something special and it just hadn't come yet.
I have a call in about that.
It's for Kathy. It's an early copy of her favorite book.
The Velveteen Rabbit!
When the boy's love makes the
Don't touch it becau your fingers have destructive oils.
Then you'd better keep it away from Ross' hair.
This is pretty rare. How did you get that?
No big deal. I just went to
...talked to some dealers, called some of the author's grandchildren.
Honey, that's so sweet.
四个阶段What a great way to say, "I cretly love you, roommate's girlfriend."
It doesn't say that.
Does it?
How will it look when you get her something
...and expensive, and her boyfriend, Joey, gives her an orange?
I'll make sure Joey gets her something really great.
It's got to be better than that book.
Like a crossbow!
Once again, I am sorry.
Thank you. Bye.
I had to turn down a job catering a funeral for 60 people.
Oh, my God! What happened?
Sixty guests.
Why'd you have to turn it down?
I don't have the money
...to handle something that big on such short notice.
Wow, what is with all the negativity?
You sound like "Moni-can't," not "Moni-can"!
Moni-ca.
You've been playing around with this catering for years.
- Do you want to be a caterer? - I don't know.
There you go! That's the spirit!
If you need money, I will lend you money. Just get moving!
Really? I'd need $500 for all the food and supplies.
It's won'th it if it'll get you moving. You haven't worked in months!
- Neither have you. - Yes, but I'm doing this.
That would be great! Thank you.
- Can I borrow your apartment keys? - Why?
You can pee here.
Yes, I can, of cour.
It's okay. The duck's using our bathroom anyway.
What are you getting for her birthday?
练习写字We've been dating a couple weeks. I got to get her something?
You have to get her something really nice.
- I know! - And not one of
声声慢歌词
...for an hour of "Joey Love."
- A crossword! Can I help? - No.
Last week I got all but
...and I want to finish one without any help.
Fine.
But you can't help me develop my new universal language.
How'd it go?
Oh, my God! It was the best funeral ever!
Everyone loved the food.
I even got another funeral for tomorrow.
The dead guy from today's best friend.
It's like I am the official caterer for that accident.
鸦片战争影响Mon, I'm so happy for you!
Thanks. Check out my new catering stuff.
Look! I'm an omelet station!
Omelet? Made to order?
I'll have one, plea. Plus my money.
I didn't realize you needed it right away.
You told me to go and be a caterer. So I went. I be'd.
I ud it to buy all this stuff.
Aborigine.
I got another job tomorrow, so I'll pay you back then.
Okay. Sorry I acted like a bank.
Aborigine. Oh, no, I tried that already.
Would you like to come in?
经常梦见鬼Did Homo erectus hunt with wooden tools?
According to recent findings.
Here, Mitzi! Here, Mitzi!
杭州山?
My hamster.
I hope she's okay. I haven't en her in a while.
Have a at.
Where?
Oh, hey.
Do you have any Cinnamon Fruit Toasties?
Well, I do.
Let's go back to my place, light a
...break open a box of Cinnamon
- I'd rather not. - Oh, yeah? Why not?
Don't take this the
