Revolting Rhymes Roald Dahl
CINDERELLA
I guess you think you know this story. You don’t. The real one’s much more gory. The phoney one, the one you know,
Was cooked up years and years ago,
And made to sound all soft and sappy
Just to keep the children happy.
包装箱设计Mind you, they got the first bit right,
The bit where, in the dead of night,
The Ugly Sisters, jewels and all, Departed for the Palace Ball,
While darling little Cinderella
Was locked up in a slimy cellar,
Where rats who wanted things to eat, Began to nibble at her feet.
She bellowed ‘Help!’ and ‘Let me out!’ The Magic Fairy heard her shout. Appearing in a blaze of light,
She said, ‘My dear, are you all right?’
‘All right?’ cried Cindy. ‘Can’t you e
‘I feel as rotten as can be!’
She beat her fist against the wall,
And shouted, ‘Get me to the Ball!
‘There is a Disco at the Palace!
‘The rest have gone and I am jealous!
‘I want a dress! I want a coach!
‘And earrings and a diamond brooch!
‘And silver slippers, two of tho!
‘And lovely nylon panty-ho!
‘Done up like that I’ll guarantee
‘The handsome Prince will fall for me!’ The Fairy said, ‘Hang on a tick.’
She gave her wand a mighty flick
And quickly, in no time at all,
Cindy was at the Palace Ball!
It made the Ugly Sisters wince
To e her dancing with the Prince.
She held him very tight and presd
herlf against his manly chest.
The Prince himlf was turned to pulp,
All he could do was gasp and gulp.
Then midnight struck. She shouted, ‘Heck!
‘I’ve got to run to save my neck!’
The Prince cried, ‘No! Alas! Alack!’
He grabbed her dress to hold her back.
As Cindy shouted, ‘Let me go!’
The dress was ripped from head to toe.
我想去旅行She ran out in her underwear,
And lost one slipper on the stair.
The Prince was on it like a dart,
He presd it to his pounding heart,
‘The girl this slipper fits,’ he cried,
‘Tomorrow morn shall be my bride!
‘I’ll visit every hou in town
‘Until I’ve tracked the maiden down!’
Then rather carelessly, I fear,
He placed it on a crate of beer.
At once, one of the Ugly Sisters,
(The one who face was blotched with blisters) Sneaked up and grabbed the dainty shoe,
And quickly flushed it down the loo.
Then in its place she calmly put
The slipper from her own left foot.
Ah-ha, you e, the plot grows thicker,
And Cindy’s luck starts looking sicker.
Next day, the Prince went charging down
To knock on all the doors in town.
In every hou, the tension grew.
Who was the owner of the shoe?
The shoe was long and very wide.
(A normal foot got lost inside.)
Also it smelled a wee bit icky.
(The owner’s feet were hot and sticky.) Thousands of eager people came
To try it on, but all in vain.
Now came the Ugly Sisters’ go.
One tried it on. The Prince screamed, ‘No!’ But she screamed, ‘Yes! It fits! Whoopee!
‘So now you’ve got to marry me!’
The Prince went white from ear to ear.
He muttered, ‘Let me out of here.’
‘Oh no you don’t! You made a vow!
‘There’s no way you can back out now!’
团员怎么入党‘Off with her head!’ The Prince roared back. They chopped it off with one big whack. This plead the Prince. He smiled and said, ‘She’s prettier without her head.’
Then up came Sister Number Two,
Who yelled, ‘Now I will try the shoe!’
‘Try this instead!’ the Prince yelled back. He swung his trusty sword and smack -
Her head went crashing to the ground.
It bounced a bit and rolled around.
In the kitchen, peeling spuds,
Cinderella heard the thuds
Of bouncing heads upon the floor,
And poked her own head round the door.
‘What’s all the racket?’ Cindy cried.马鞍山雨山湖
‘Mind your own bizz,’ the Prince replied. Poor Cindy’s heart was torn to shreds.
My Prince! she thought. He chops off heads! How could I marry anyone
Who does that sort of thing for fun?
The Prince cried, ‘Who’s this dirty slut?
‘Off with her nut! Off with her nut!’
Just then, all in a blaze of light,
青年精神The Magic Fairy hove in sight,
Her Magic Wand went swoosh and swish!
‘Cindy!’ she cried, ‘come make a wish!
‘Wish anything and have no doubt
‘That I will make it come about!’
Cindy answered, ‘Oh kind Fairy,
‘This time I shall be more wary.
‘No more Princes, no more money.
‘I have had my taste of honey.
lasvegas‘I’m wishing for a decent man.
‘They’re hard to find. D’you think you can?’ Within a minute, Cinderella
冬笋怎么做好吃又简单
Was married to a lovely feller,
A simple jam-maker by trade,组织生活会发言材料
Who sold good home-made marmalade.
Their hou was filled with smiles and laughter And they were happy ever after.
