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经典搞笑英语翻译（小编整理）
第一篇：经典搞笑英语翻译
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1． we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2． how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 4． you have ed I will give you some color to e e, brothers！together up！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home！有事起奏，无事退朝 6． you me you me 彼此彼此 7． You Give Me Stop！你给我站住！8． know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知… 9． WATCH SISTER 表妹 10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mou''son can make hole！龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11． American Chine not enough 美中不足 12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 13． heart flower angry open 心花怒放 14． go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 15． 小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for?ubc
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16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!要钱没有，要命一条 17． I call Li ar 25.我叫李老大，今年25。18． you have two down son。你有两下子。
19． as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！！20． I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lo you face , I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
第二篇：搞笑的中式英语翻译
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个人形象培训搞笑的中式英语翻译
前一段时间在微博上看到了类似“to male business”对公业务之类的爆笑中式英文，忍俊不禁之余也想和大家分享一些来中国人更加常用常见的中式英语。扇贝叔希望大家笑过之后可以学会用英文的思维去说英文。这里附上一篇从前的周刊文章：如何避免说中式英语 Good good study, day day up.好好学习，天天向上 2 How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ You have ed.I will give you some color to e e.Brothers！To
gether up!你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！4 You ask me，me ask who？ 你问我，我问谁 5 We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁？ 6 No three no four.不三不四 7 Hor hor tiger tiger.马马虎虎 One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died!关于一场车祸的描述 9 people moumtain people a 人山人海 If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!要钱没有，要命一条 11 Know is know, noknow is noknow.知之为知之，不知为不知 12 watch sister 表妹 As far as you go to die.有多远，死多远 Four Glad Meatballs 直译：四个开心的肉球 被用为：四喜丸子 15 Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子鸡 Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mou"s son can make hole!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！17 Heart flower angry open.心花怒放 Go past, no mistake past.走过路过，不要错过 19 fire big 火大 Wash after relief 用过请冲水 解释：中国的厕所光冲（flush）不行，居然还要“洗”（wash）！
第三篇：英语翻译
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China to be located in the east of Asia and west of Pacific ocean.In addition to a land area of 9.6 billion square kilometers, China has a water coverage of 4.7 billion square kilometers with bohai a ,yellow a ,east of China a and South of China a connecting together and surrounding the coastline of China’s east and south east part.China has a complex topography, mountains, plateaus and hills account for 65% of the whole country’s land area.Of the 19 mountains which latitude is more than 8 thousands in the world, ven mountains locate in China.China is high in the west.At the same time, China has a great number of lakes and rivers, with the total length of 2.2 hundred thousand square kilometers.Of the 2800 lakes which has a area above 1 square kilometers,13 lakes have a area more than 1 thousand square kilometers.98% of China’s land area locate between the latitude of 20 degree and 50 degree north, thus temperate and subtropical zone account for a large space.Climatic difference feature resulting from the geography location is dominated by obvious monsoonal climate, wind by north is prevailing in the winter ,wind by south is prevailing in the summer, four asons are distinct , simultaneous heat and moisture, Cold wave, plum rains, typhoons, and other common types of weather中文转换韩文
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