SHELDON: You know, I've been thinking about time travel again.
Why?. Did you hit a roadblock
with invisibility?.
Put it on the back burner.
Anyway, it occurs to me,
if I ever did perfect a ...I'd go into the past
and give it to mylf.
Thus eliminating the need for me
to invent it in the first place.
-lnteresting.
-Yeah, it really takes the pressure off. Sounds like a breakthrough.
Should I call Science
and tell them to hold the cover?.
It's time travel, Leonard.
I will have done that.
I guess congratulations are in order. No, congratulations
will have been in order.
You know,
I'm not going to enjoy this party. LEONARD:
I know, I'm familiar with you. SHELDON: The last party,
Professor Finkleday ...and talked about spelunking
for minutes.
Yes, I was there.
You know what's interesting
about caves?.
-What?.
-Nothing.
We'll avoid Finkleday, meet the new head, congratulate him, shake his hand and go. SHELDON: How's this?.
"Plead to meet you, Dr. Gablehaur. How fortunate for you
the university has chon to ...despite the fact you've done
no original rearch
...and instead have ...that reduce the great concepts of science
...each one
...to accommodate the duration
of an average bowel movement." [SPEAKS lN HAWAllAN]
-"Mahalo" is a nice touch.
-Hmm.
Only eight consonants
in the Hawaiian language.
LEONARD:
lnteresting, you should lead with that.
Oh, God, look at this buffet.
I love America.
-You don't have buffets in lndia?.
-
Of cour, but it's all lndian food.
You can't find a bagel in Mumbai
to save your life.
Smear me.
-Well, here's an interesting turn of events.
-What?.
Howard brought a date?.
A more plausible explanation is that his work in robotics has made an amazing leap forward.
Hey, what up, science bitches?.
May I introduce my special lady friend, Summer.
Howard, I told you, touching's extra.
Right. Sorry.
Here comes our new boss. Be polite.
MAN:
Hi, fellas.
学习口语最好的机构-Eric Gablehaur.
-Howard Wolowitz.
Howard, nice to meet you. And you are?.
An actual real scientist.
How was that?.
I can't believe he fired me.
You did call him
a glorified
...who last successful experiment
was lighting his own farts.
In my defen, I prefaced that by saying "with all due respect."
Morning.
Morning.
You're making eggs for breakfast?.
This isn't breakfast, it's an experiment. Oh. Becau it looks a lot like breakfast.
I finally have time to test my hypothesis about the paration of ...from the egg proteins
and its impact vis-à-vis taste.
Sounds yummy.
I look forward to your work with bacon. As do l.
You know, I'm sure if you just apologize
to Gablehaur he'd give your job back.
I don't want my job back.
I've spent three and a half years
staring at grea boards full of equations. Before that,
I spent four years working on my thesis. Before that, I was in college,
and before that I was in the fifth grade. This is my first day off in decades
and I'm going to savor it.
Okay. I'll let you get back
to fixing your eggs.
I'm not just fixing my eggs,
I'm fixing everyone's eggs.
And we all thank you.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[SlGHS]
U new eggs.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Hi, I'm running out to the market.
Do you guys need anything?.
Oh. This would be
one of
.
..people unfamiliar with the law
of large numbers would call a coincidence. -I'm sorry?.
high maintenance-I need eggs.
-Four dozen should suffice.
-Four dozen?.
Evenly distributed amongst brown, white, free-range, large, extra-large and jumbo. -Okay, one more time?.
occupy是什么意思-Never mind, you won't get it right.
I'd better come with you.
Oh, yay.
How come
you didn't go in to work today?.
I'm taking a sabbatical becau
I won't kowtow to mediocre minds.
So you got canned, huh?.
cancel的意思Theoretical physicists do not get canned. But, yeah.
Maybe it's for the best.
You know, I always say, "When one door clos, another one opens."
No, it doesn't.
Not unless the doors
are connected by relays.
-Or there are motion nsors involved.
-No, I meant--
Or if the first door closing creates a change of air pressure that acts upon the cond. Never mind.
Slow down. Slow down.
Plea, slow down.
We're fine.
You're not leaving
enough space between cars.
Oh, sure I am.
No, no, let me do the math for you.
This car weighs, let's say, pounds. Now, add for me, for you--
-One-twenty?.
-Oh, I'm sorry, did I insult you?.
Is your body mass
somehow tied into your lf-worth?. Well, yeah.
Interesting.
Anyway, that gives us a total weight of,
let's say, pounds.
Let's say .
Fine.
We're traveling forward at--
Good Lord. -- miles an hour.
Let's assume that your brakes are new
and the calipers are aligned.
By the time we come to
...we'll be occupying the same space
as that Buick.
An impossibility that nature will quickly resolve into death, mutilation and--
spellboundOh, look,
they built a new putt-putt cour. SHELDON:
honor什么意思This is great.
Look at me.
I'm in the real world of ...just living their ordinary,
colorless, work-a-day lives.
-Thank you.
-
No, thank you.
And thank you, ordinary person.
Hey, you wanna hear an interesting thing about tomatoes?.
No. No, not really.
Listen, didn't you say
you needed some eggs?.
Yes, but anyone who knows anything about
...knows to pick up their refrigerated foods on the way out.
Oh, okay, maybe you should start heading on out, then.
No, this is fun.
The thing about tomatoes,
and I think you'll
...is they're shelved with the vegetables, but they're technically a fruit.
-Hmm. Interesting.
-lsn't it?.
No, I mean what you find enjoyable.
Oh, boy.
What now?.
Well, there's some value
to taking
...but the human body
can only absorb so much.
What you're buying here
are the ingredients for very expensive urine. Well, maybe that's what I was going for. Well, then you'll want some mangane. Well, that was fun.
Tomorrow we can go
广州碧桂园学校to one of tho warehou stores.
I don't know, Sheldon.
It's gonna take me a while to recover
from all the fun I had today.
Are you sure?. There are a lot
of advantages to buying in bulk.
For example, I noticed
you purcha
...one month's supply at a time.
-What?.
-Well, think about it.
It doesn'
...and you're going to be needing them
for at least the next years.
You want me to buy
years' worth of tampons?.
Well, , --
-When did your mother go into menopau?. -Okay.
I'm not talking about this with you.
Oh, Penny.
This is a natural human process
and we're talking about significant savings. Now, if you assume tampons per cycle
in a -day cycle--
Are you fairly regular?.
Okay, no warehou store,
but we're still on for putt-putt golf, right?. [DOOR OPENS]
Hey, I just ran into Penny.
She emed upt about something.
I think it's her time of the month.
I marked the calendar
for future reference.
What's with the fish?.
It's an experiment.
-What happened to your egg rearch?.
-Oh, that was a dead end.
Scrambled eggs are as good
as they're ever going to be.
So fish.
I read an article about scientists
who inrted DNA from ...into other animals, and I thought, "Hey, fish nightlights."
Fish nightlights.
It's a billion-dollar idea. Shhh!
Mum's the word.
Are you sure you don't wanna just apologize to Gablehaur and get your job back?. Oh, no, no, no.
No, I have too much to do.
Like luminous fish.
-Shhh!
-I'm sorry, I
That's just the beginning.
I also have an idea for a bulk,
mail-order feminine hygiene company. Oh, glow-in-the-dark tampons. Leonard, we're gonna be rich.
-Thanks for coming on such short notice.
cough
-
You did the right thing calling.
I didn't know what to do.
He's lost all focus.
Every day, he's got a new obssion.
This is a particularly disturbing one. Mommy?.
Hi, baby.
[MOUTHlNG]
You called my mother?
Oh, you got yourlf a loom. How nice.
-Thank you.
-Honey, why did you get a loom?.
I was working with luminous fish
and I thought, "
...Ioom."
Mom, what are you doing here?.
Leonard called me.
I know, but why?.
Becau one of the great minds
of the
保加利亚首都...is raising glow-in-the-dark fish
and weaving rapes.
This is not a rape. This is a poncho. A rape is open at the sides,
a poncho is clod. This is a poncho.
And neither is a reason
to call someone's mother.
Really?.
When was the last time you left the hou?.
I went to the market with Penny.
Yeah, that was three weeks ago.
Well, then, buckle up.
In the next four to eight days,
she's going to get very crabby. Sweetheart,
your little friend is concerned about you. Yes, well, I'm not a child.
I'm a grown man
capable of living my life as I e fit.
And I certainly don't need someone
telling on me to my mother.
Wait, where are you going?.
To my room and no one's allowed in. [DOOR SLAMS]
-He gets his temper from his daddy.
-Ah.
-He's got my eyes.
-I e.
All that science stuff,
that comes from Jesus.
Sheldon, your mom made dinner. SHELDON:
I'm not hungry.
Oh. Leonard, don't trouble yourlf.
He's stubborn.
He may stay in there till the rapture.
Are we so sure that's a bad thing?.
I love the boy
...but he has been difficult
since he fell out of me at the Kmart. Excu me for being
...but I now e where Sheldon gets
his smoldering good looks.
Oh. Honey, that ain't gonna work,
but you keep trying.
I made chicken.
I hope that isn't one of the animals
that you people think is magic.
You know, we have an lndian gentleman
at our church.
A Dr. Patel. It's a beautiful story.
The Lord spoke to him and moved him
to give us all percent off on LASEK.
You know, tho that needed it.
That is a lovely story.
Are we gonna do anything
about Sheldon?.
Oh, we will.
You have to take your time with Sheldon. His father, God rest his soul, ud to say: " Mary, you have to take your time
with Sheldon."
-Sounds like a wi man.
-Oh, not so wi.
He once tried to fight a bobcat
for some licorice.
So everybody grab a plate
and a pretty placemat that Shelly wove. Has Shelly ever freaked out
like this before?.
Oh, all the time.
I remember one summer
when he was ...
...he built a small nuclear reactor
in
...and told everybody he was gonna provide electricity for the town.
Well, the only problem was, he had no, what you call, fissionable materials. Anyway, when he went on the lnternet
to
...a man from the government came by and sat him down
...and told him it's against the law
to have yellow cake uranium in a shed.
-Well, what happened?.
-Well, poor boy had a fit.
Locked himlf in his room
and built a sonic death ray.
-A death ray?.
-Well, that's what he called it. Didn't even slow down the neighbor kids. Heh.
It pisd our dog off to no end.
You know, you two make a cute couple. [BOTH LAUGH]
I-- No, no.
No, we're not a couple. We're singles.
百度翻译在线翻译英文
Two singles. Like tho individually wrapped slices of
Or friends.
-Did I pluck a nerve there?.
-Oh, yeah.
Okay.
All right, everybody, it's time to eat.
Oh, Lord, we thank you for this meal
and for all your bounty.
And we pray that you help Sheldon
get back on his rocker.
Now, after a moment of silent meditation, I'm gonna end with "in Jesus' name"... ...but you two
don't feel any obligation to join in. Unless, of cour,
the Holy Spirit moves you.
Oh, my God,
this is the best cobbler I've ever had.
It was always Sheldon's favorite.
You know what the cret ingredient is?.
-Love?.
-Lard.
-Hey, look who's com--
-
Shh. You'll spook him.
He's like a baby deer.
You gotta let him come to you.
This is ridiculous.
Damn it, Sheldon, snap out of it.
You're a physicist. You belong at the university doing rearch, not in your room. [DOOR SLAMS]
You don't hunt, do you?.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Good morning, Snickerdoodle.
-Morning.
-Oh.
