Money Is No Problem
Roles:bnu
Grandpa, acted by Harvey
Waiter, acted by _Mike__
Yadar, acted by __ Tiffany_
Waitress,acted by__lunchRolanda_
Host(Zhou Tao), by _Karen_
Background:
This short play is t in a restaurant named "Scottish Flavor" ，Grandpa， in his tunic suit, enters in, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in his hand, followed by his granddaughter Yadar: .)
Lines:
Grandpa:: Finally here we are,the most luxurious hotel in Jingzhou ..."Scottish Flirt."
Yadar: No,grandpa.You got it wrong - It's Scottish flavor, not flirt.
Grandpa: All right, anyway,we're gonna have our meal here .
Yadar: But food here is very expensive.
Grandpa: Expensive? Never mind.We can afford that, 30,000 yuan is enough. Where's our wallet?
Yadar: (Look for it but didn't find it)Oh,I forgot it at home.
Grandpa: Oh,Jesus!You are always careless.Any money in your pocket?
Yadar: Let (Fumbling) Only 50 yuan.
Grandpa: Here's 120 more.
Yadar: Still not enough.
Grandpa: No problem,I can deal with it.Waiter:~~
(The Waiter: comes.)
Waiter: Sorry, sir. Our hotel doesn't import agricultural products from street hawkers.
poland什么意思Grandpa: No,no,we're not salesman,but your customers. We're gonna have an important dinner here, miss.
Waiter: What?You call me miss?What's wrong with you?I'm a man - a Chunyer man .
Grandpa: Are you joking?Then how can you dress like that?
英语缩略词Waiter: Anything wrong? This is men's wear in Scottish style. See, it's not a skirt but Scottish pants. You e? Oh, damn it, I had both my legs into one pair of the trours in a hurry. No wonder I felt uncomfortable while walking.
Grandpa: Oh,I e,it's the so-called Scottish Style,right?OK,forget that. Hey,come on, man, we're gonna treat an important guest here a moment later. You should rve him well.
Waiter: No problem.
Grandpa: How much does a decent meal cost here ?
Waiter: A decent meal?
Grandpa: I mean if we order nothing but the best
Waiter: Oh,that will cost you about 8,000 to 10,000 yuan.
Grandpa: Can we eat today and pay the bill tomorrow?
Waiter: What?You mean you'll give me an IOU?
Grandpa:No,you got it wrong. We've got enough money anyway.Ok,take this?
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Waiter: What's it?
Grandpa: A tip for you.
Waiter: Oh,my lord!You are so considerate,sir,you are really handsome!
Grandpa: It's only a piece of cake to me!But since you took the tip, you should cooperate with me.
Waiter: But how can I cooperate with you?
Grandpa: When my guest comes, I will order expensive dishes, but you should stop me doing so while showing due respect to my guest .Do you understand?When I ask for
Waiter: I'll say "sorry, it's unavailable right now ."
Grandpa: Yes,you know the business well.
Come on, here's another 20 yuan.
Waiter: Oh,my lord,you are so cool~~~
Grandpa: No big deal,make sure to do your part well.
(Zhou tao, host of Talent Show , enters in.)
Waiter: Oh,my god! I have en you on TV,you are,you are,Yang Lan?Oh no,you are,you are Wang Xiaoya? Oh yes, you are Zhou Tao,you are Ms Zhou of the famous show,I'm so excited to meet you here.
Grandpa: Hey,man,what the hell are you doing? She is our guest.How can you be so rude to him?
Waiter: Oh,don't you know?She's Ms Zhou,an I take a photo with you, Ms Zhou?
Grandpa: (to Waiter:) Wait, wait. (To Host) Welcome here, Ms Zhou.
Host: Nice to meet you.
Grandpa: I've been waiting for you for a long time.
Host: Oh,Thanks a lot . May I have your name plea?英语好词好句
Grandpa: Who did you expect to meet?
Host: I'm looking for Zhao Tiezhu, chief of the local cultural center.
Grandpa: You got it. Here's his daddy and
Yadar: Zhao Tiezhu is my daddy.make love
Grandpa: And I'm Tiezhu's daddy. Aren't you looking for Oh,I got confud.I mean you've met the
Host: Hi, Oh no, buddy, where's your son?
Grandpa: He's in the office, waiting for you,and he asked me to treat you here first. Here is the best restaurant in our city.
Host: Thank you,but I've had launch on the plane.
Grandpa: Never mind,you must be hungry after the flight,just have some more food. Did you enjoy your trip?
Host: Yeah, a nice trip.
Grandpa: So where are you from?
Host: I come from Beijing.
Grandpa: Oh,which area?
Host: Chaoyang district .
Grandpa: Oh,we are relatives.
Host: Really?
Grandpa: Yeah,her aunt ud to live there, too. This child was brought up by her,unluckily,she pasd away (To Yadar) Look, she is much alike to your aunt,isn't she?
Yadar: Yeah,yeah,she rembles my aunt so much.Grandpa,I miss my aunt,I miss her.
Grandpa: Ms Zhou,you e,she's a poor child,she always miss her aunt. Now it ems only you can help her out.ml是什么意思是
Host: Oh,sorry to hear that.But what can I do for her?
Grandpa: Hey,come here,say hello to your new aunt.
Yadar: (Bowing) Oh,my aunt,I love you.
Host: Oh,plea don't be like that.I,I
tothebeginningWaiter: Ms Zhou,can you take a photo with me now?
Grandpa: (to Waiter) We haven't ordered our dishes yet. Put this damn thing out of your mind.
Waiter: Just one picture, plea.
Grandpa: Serve our meal first and you will have chance to do that after it.
Waiter: What if she runs away after the meal?
Grandpa: No,she won't.Let's keep it low profile and don't make it public. (To Host) Ms Zhou,may you now plea order the dishes?
Host: I'm not quite familiar with food here,so you can make the order.电影功夫熊猫2
Grandpa: Ok,Ms Zhou,now we are relatives,so just make yourlf at home.Waiter,give me the menu.
Waiter: Here you are.
Grandpa: Four kilograms of African beef.
