The One With The Free Porn
Story by Mark J. Kunerth
Teleplay by Richard Goodman
Transcribed by: Eric Aan
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莫妮卡催促罗斯在艾米丽离开美国前向她表白。不过事情并不顺利，艾米丽另有男人。
罗斯飞往伦敦向艾米丽示爱，而艾米丽却正飞回美国，想告诉罗斯她选择和他在一起。
菲比发现自己怀的是三胞胎。
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初中英语词汇表4.17 The One With The Free Porn
暴力英语Joey and Chandler unexpectedly receive an "adult" movie channel.
Monica urges Ross to express his true feelings to Emily before she leaves the country, but things don't go as well as expected--it turns out there's another man.
Ross goes to London to prove his love for Emily, but she returns to the states to tell him she's chon him.
Phoebe finds out she's carrying triplets;
Frank, Jr. considers dropping out of refrigerator college to get a job; Phoebe tries to come up with ways to make money so he won't have to give up his "dream."
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr. Treeger in the bathroom.]
Mr. Treeger: Ohhh, man!!
Joey: (coming in from his bedroom) What is that?
Chandler:Treeger’s snaking the shower drain.
snake v.蜿蜒前进 <；美口>拖拉/shower drain n.淋浴下水管道
Mr. Treeger:What in the name of hell?
in the name of adv.以...的名义凭
Joey: Maybe he found you flip-flop.
flip-flop <；口>啪嗒啪嗒的响声(或动作) 夹脚拖鞋
(Joey sits down and changes the channel, and we e two people making out.)
Chandler: Hey!
Joey:Whoa! Is this porn? What did I do? I must’ve hit something on the remote.
porn <；俚>(=pornography) 色情描写黄片
Chandler: Do we pay for this?
Joey:No, we didn’t even pay our cable bill—maybe this is how they punish us.
cable bill n.有线电视费
Chandler:Maybe we shouldn’t pay our phone bill—free phone x.
Joey:Maybe we shouldn’t pay our gas bill? (Stops and thinks about what he just said.)
gas bill n.煤气费
Mr. Treeger:(coming in from the bathroom) Whoa, hey, that lady’s
all kinds of naked.
Chandler: Yeah, Joey just presd something on the remote and it just, came on!
Mr. Treeger: Yeah, it happened to me once. I was just flipping
through the channels and bam! It was like finding money.
情侣网名英文flip through <；口>浏览
Chandler: Like finding money with naked people on it!
Mr. Treeger: Then I made the mistake of turning off the TV, I never got it back again. And I’m sad. (Exits.)
Joey: (to Chandler) Why would he turn off the TV? (Chandler shrugs.)
OPENING CREDITS
relax的过去式[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that morning. The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy. Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table.]
Rachel:All right, y’know what, come on, do we really have to watch this while we eat? (She makes a move for the remote.)
make a move v.走一步
Joey and Chandler: (stopping her) Oh no-no-no-no!
Chandler:We don’t know what could make this go away.
Joey: Yeah, so no one touches the remote. And no one touches the TV!
Chandler: And no one touches the air around the TV!
Joey: Imagine a protective porn bubble if you will, okay?
protective bubble n.保护泡
Monica:Well at least, I’m going to mute it.
mute vt. 消除(声音) 减轻(声音)
Joey and Chandler: Oh no-no-no! (Monica mutes the TV and they tentatively look behind them)
tentatively ad.试验性地暂时地
Chandler: We still have porn.
Joey: Hey.
Phoebe: (entering, carrying her massage table) Hi!
massage table
Monica: Hi!
Rachel:Honey, what are you doing? That’s too heavy.
Phoebe: Yeah.
Rachel: Give it here. (She takes the table.) Oh, God. (And gives it to Monica right away.)
Monica: Okay.
Phoebe:Ohh, I’m getting too pregnant for this, lugging around a stupid massage table. Y’know, I have to find a job where I carrying a smaller table. (She goes over and stands in front of the TV.)
lug v.(用力)拖拉
Chandler:Or a job where you don’t have to carry a table.
Phoebe: You mean like a doctor?
Joey:Pheebs! You’re blocking the porn! Look out!
Phoebe: Ohh! (She moves.) Oh my. Oh, that reminds me, I have to e my OB-GYN today.
OB-GYN：怀孕的菲比说她要去看OB-GYN，OB是Obstetrician(产科医生)的简称，GYN是Gynecologist(妇科医生)的简称，合起来就是妇产科医生。
80届奥斯卡[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]
Ross: Hi.
shepherdMonica: Hi.
Ross: So uh, Emily just went to the airport.
Monica:Oh. Why didn’t you take her?
雅思培训班重庆Ross: Eh, her-her uncle already had planned on doing it. And y’know, we-we said our good-byes this morning, so…
Monica: You must feel horrible. Hey! The guys have free porn!天道教育
Ross: (Thinks about it.) Nah.
Nah <；美俚>=no
Monica: Hey, cheer up! You’re gonna e her again, right?
Ross: Well I, that’s the thing, I don’t know! I mean, whenever I brought it up with her she said, (In a British accent.) "This is so fantastic! Why do we have to talk about the future? Let’s just enjoy…"
bring sth up with sb向某人提起某事
Monica: (interrupting him) No-no-no, don’t-don’t do the accent.It really bums me out
bum out<；英俚>失望使……恼怒彻底失败
Ross: Emily said I was pretty good.
Monica: Well, that's someone you should hang on to.You've got to e her again.
hang on to v.紧紧握住
Ross: And why do you care so much?
Monica: Becau! You could get to live out my fantasy!
