Is it okay if I bring someone to your parents' anniversary?
-Sure. -Yeah.
-Who's the guy? -Parker, we met at the cleaners.
student的音标Did he put a little starch in your bloomers?
Who said that?
No, he's really great, though. He has this incredible zest for life.
He treats me like a queen. Except when he treats me like a naughty girl.
Would it be okay if I give the toast?
Even after what happened at their 20th?
如何提高课堂教学的有效性-I'd really like to. -Hopefully this time Mom won't boo you.
Yes! Every year Ross makes the toast, and it always makes them cry.
-This year, I'm gonna make them cry. -You wonder why Ross is their favorite?
Any time Ross makes a toast, everyone cries and pats him on the back.
And they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother."
You know what they're gonna say this year? "God, you."
Well, at least one person will be crying.
I'm an actor, and any actor worth his salt can cry on cue.
-Really? You can do that? -Oh, you kidding me? Watch.
Well, I can't do it with you guys watching me!
The One In Massapequa
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Oh, my God. You look so fantastic.
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On my way over, I pictured you in my mind's eye.
Now I'm like, "Mind's eye, you had no idea!"
-Let's do that again! -Okay.
-What are you doing? -I'm working on my toast.
Or as I like to call it: "Sob-fest 2002."
I cannot wait to e them cry.
It's not gonna be like regular crying. It's gonna be like Terms of Endearment crying.
I'm gonna reduce my parents to sniffling, quaking mass of..
I may have some unresolved anger from my childhood.
-Hey, check this out. -It's a dog.
updateIt's a dead dog.
Chi-Chi. She died when I was in high school.
-You're talking about a dead pet? -It's good stuff, huh?
Joey? You got a prent for my parents?
In honor of their 35th anniversary, I had a star named after them.
-That is so cool. -And I got Kama Sutra for the Elderly.
You know, I think maybe the one prent is enough.
-Do you guys have any extra ribbon? -Sure.
What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt..
And I think my testicles may be in here too.
Chi-Chi! Oh, I loved this dog.
Monica couldn't get braces becau Chi-Chi needed knee surgery.
-What? -You're the 200-pounder who rode her!
Hey! Everybody, this is Parker. Parker, this is..
No, don't tell me. Let me guess: Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel..
take careand I'm sorry, Phoebe didn't mention you.
Chandler, I'm kidding! Already you're my favorite.
-Tell me a little about yourlves. -Actually, we should get going.
Classic Ross!
Rachel, look how you glow! May I?
I think you already are.payoff
Rachel, you have life growing inside you.
Is there anything more miraculous.. A picture of a dog! Who is this?
That's my old dog. He pasd away years ago.
Well, at least you were lucky to have him. Bow-wow, old friend. Bow-wow.
You guys, we really should get going.
There I go again, my catch phra.
-So where's the party? -It's in Massapequa.
Massapequa, it sounds magical. Is it steeped in Native American history?
很高兴认识你 英文Well, there is an Arby's in the shape of a tepee.
I've got my notes. You got the prents?
-I've got the car keys. -We're driving? Aces.
-So he ems like a nice guy. -Yeah, I like him a lot.
-You want to hang back and take a cab? -Okay, otherwi I'm not going.
mammoth-Hey, Mom. -This is such a great party!
Thirty-five years. Impressive. Do you have any pearls of wisdom?
-Jack? -Why rve food on such a sharp stick?
It's a good question, Dad. It's a good question.
getaway-Congratulations, you two. -Thank you, we're so excited.
And also, congratulations on your wedding.
-Can we talk to you for just a moment? -Yeah.
It's just a little thing.
While we think it's marvelous you're having this baby out of wedlock..
our friends are less open-minded.
-We told them you're married. -What?
Thanks for going along with this.
-We have to pretend that we're married? -I had to shave my ears.
You can do this.
-Can you believe that? -I know.
If you do the ears, you may as well take a pass at the no.
I don't want to have to lie about being married.
I don't either. But it's their party, and it's one night.
We don't have to lie. We won't talk.
If it comes up, we'll smile, we'll nod along..
-Ross? -Rachel?
Hi, Aunt Lisa. Uncle Dan.
Congratulations on the baby and on the wedding.
