Skipping Class
Hu : Never understands why students like to skip classnavigator是什么意思
Lu : Treats “skipping class” as the principle of university life
Z : A professional class skipper
K: Eager to skip class but dares not to do it
Scene I
(Hu, Lu,Z, K are all Shanghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Hu and Lu meet on the way to the classroom)
Hu: hey, xiaolu, we’ll have the English class in a few minutes. Let’s go.
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Lu: class? E… It occurs to me that I have something important to do, so I can’t attend the class this time.
Hu: important thing?
Lu: Yes, one of my old friends is coming to our campus now, so I have to skip the class to accompany him.
Hu: Really, but this is our last class. The teacher will call the roll more than likely.
Lu: Who cares?! I have been called thousand times. And will you attend the class?
Hu: absolutely, and I have to remind you that the teacher will give us the main topics for the final examination.
Lu: You are always a good student. And could you lend your notes to me after the class?
Hu: ok, that ‘s no problem.
Lu: Thank you! By the way, are you free tomorrow afternoon?aao
Hu: what’up?
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Lu: There will be an excellent basketball match in Baoshan campus at 2 o’clock tomorrow afternoon. Would you like to go with me ? I can't wait any more.
Hu: hang on a cond. I have calculus class tomorrow afternoon. And you?
Lu: Ah ah, in my opinion, basketball matches are more important than anything el.
Hu: are you kidding ?! the calculus is so complicated, and you would never understand it without listening.
Lu: It makes no difference for me. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. What’s more, I will definitely have a whole class nap.
Hu: you are really hopeless.
Scene II
(After English class, Hu is on the way to the fourth building. At the same time, Z is walking to the fourth building from the dorm. They meet in front of the classroom.)
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Z: Hey,look, I did what I promid yesterday. I am a good boy, not skipping class.
Hu: Oh you are really a good boy? This is the 4th class. You have skipped the first three class this morning.
Z: Did I? I was so tired yesterday and I got up late.
Hu: But we have no class yesterday. What did you do?
Z: Well, I met a very interesting friend online and we just talked too long.
Hu:You are always like this, you’ve skipped too, too many class.
Z: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.
Hu: Unfortunately, I have to tell you that you’ve misd the test in this morning
Z:oh my God! I remember the wrong time.
Scene III
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(Z and K are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )liberty
K: I wonder why your professor teacher never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was abnt. I think I am really unlucky.
Z: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.
K: Very good suggestions? I don’t believe. Can you tell me?
Z: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the cour.
K: Oh, come on. How do you know that I will not pass? I’m very clever.
Z: Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t believe you can pass it.
K: O.K. Maybe you are right. What is the next suggestion?
Z: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.
K: I can’t understand why I should try to flatter my professor.
Z: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the class successfully you cannot skip too many class or too few.
K: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?euthanasia
Z: You need good time for skipping class so you can go out to fool around.surname是什么意思 And then you need good places to go. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.
K: Oh, wonderful. You are a genius.
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Z: I am just very professional.
K: En I know you must be always skip the class. And I e now. I will try sometimes. HA
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Scene IV
(K meets Lu at the parking lot.)
Lu: It’s time for the lab class. Why are you here?
