宿舍守舍人搞笑文案短句
1. "I may be the dorm monitor, but I'm not your mom."
2. "Plea don't make me call your parents, it's not worth it."
3. "If you don't clean up after yourlf, I'll start charging rent."
4. "I'm not a magician, I can't make your roommate disappear."
5. "If you're going to party, at least invite me."
6. "It's called a curfew for a reason, folks."
7. "If you e something suspicious, say something to me or the police."
8. "Don't make me break out the rule book on you."
9. "I'm not saying you can't have fun, just keep it down plea."
oecd10. "I'm the dorm monitor, not your personal therapist."gillet
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11. "You break it, you buy it (or fix it)."enjoyable
日本留学高中生12. "Just becau I'm in charge doesn't mean I have all the answers."
13. "Trust me, I've en and heard everything in this dorm room before."
14. "If you want to complain about someone el's mess, clean up your own first."
15. "Plea don't u my office hours as nap time or study hall."
justnow16. "I didn't choo this job for the glamour and fame (obviously)."
17. "Let's all work together to make this a great living environment for everyone!"
18. "Remember: what happens in the dorm stays in unless it breaks a rule or law of cour."
脾气暴躁19. "I'm like Santa Claus - always watching and taking notes on who's naughty and nice ( am I?)."恋夏500
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20. “My job is to keep order in this place but sometimes even I struggle with that.
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