DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES 1X15
ORIGINAL AIRDATE : Mon, Feb. 20th, 2005 @ 10pm (ABC)
WRITTEN BY TOM SPEZIALY & MARC CHERRY
DIRECTED BY LARRY SHAW
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Bree’s Hou
Bree comes down the stairs with a basket of laundry.
"Bree Van De Kamp believed in old-fashioned values. Things like respect for God, the importance of family, and love of country. In fact, Bree believed so strongly in her values, it was always a shock whenever she was confronted with tho who didn't."
As she sorts the laundry in front of the washer, she pulls out a condom from the basket. Moments later, she holds it up in front of Rex, who's paying bills at the dining room table. Rex: "It's not mine."
Bree: "You promid the cheating had stopped, Rex. You promid."
Rex: "Could we not yell at each other? I'm feeling really lousy today."
Bree: "I want you out of the hou!"
Rex: "Bree, look at me. It's not mine."
Bree: "Well, then, who is it? It didn't just magically appear in my laundry basket."
Rex: "Well, I'm not the only guy in this hou that us that hamper."
He gets up and walks through the kitchen. Bree follows him.
Bree: "No."
Rex: "Sorry."
Bree: "Andrew is still a child."
Rex: "He's sixteen. It's not unheard of."
Bree: "Honey, you have to talk to him."
Rex: "And tell him what?"
Bree: "Tell him that we found his condom and that he is forbidden from - y'know."
Rex: "I can absolutely tell him that we think he's too young, but I don't think it's gonna do any good."
Bree: "Well, then the least we can do is go arch his room and if we find any more of the, we'll confiscate them."
Rex: "And that will accomplish what?"
Bree: "Well, if we take away his condoms, maybe--"
Rex: "He's a teenage boy. We could take away his penis. He'd still try to have x."
Bree: "Well, we can't put it back in his room. I mean that would be like we're condoning him having pre-marital x."
Rex: "Bree, let me put this another way. Do you want to become a grandmother?"
Cut to Bree leaving freshly-laundered clothes on Andrew's bed, then leaving his room, passing Andrew in the hallway. Andrew enters in his room.
"Yes, Bree believed in old-fashioned values, but she also believed it was better to be safe
than sorry."
Once in his room, Andrew es the condom conspicuously left on his bed.
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Credits
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"Each new morning in suburbia brings with it a new t of lies. Little white lies told not to hurt."
A postman walks past a woman putting a bumper sticker on her car. The woman looks grumpy.
开心点Postman: "Morning Mrs. Cutchel. You look lovely today."
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"...but to make life more pleasant. They tell the lies to protect themlves and their reputations."
The postman thumbs through the small stack of bills marked "Past Due" addresd to the Solis residence as he walks up to Carlos and Gabrielle's hou. Carlos walks up the sidewalk to meet him and takes the mail.
Carlos: "Oh, for God sakes, this is unbelievable. It's the last time I do my banking online." "Of cour, every now and then, the day arrives when someone finally decides to tell the truth."
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Bree's Houimagine是什么意思
Susan, Gabrielle, and Bree sit at the dining room table with coffee cups in front of them. Lynette stands in the corner.
Gabrielle: "He was shot? How could you not tell us about this?"
Susan: "He was embarrasd. He said it was an accident. Oh, don't look at me like that. Accidents happen."
Gabrielle: "We know that you want to trust Mike, but he had a dead woman's jewelry in his garage."
Susan: "Now did he? We don't know that for sure. All we know is that Lynette's kids turned up with it."
Bree: "So what are you saying, that the twins murdered Martha?"
Lynette: "Well, I wouldn't put it past them."
Susan: "I'm saying that is about as likely as Mike having done it. He's a good guy. I know him.
I mean, he's, he's Mike."
Lynette: "Honestly, I don't think Mike did it either, but if we don't call, we're guilty of withholding evidence."
Bree: "Well, you know what? If he is innocent, this should be a simple matter to clear up." Gabrielle: "But, we will do whatever you want us to do."
Susan: "Okay, call."
Bree: "So should I just dial nine one one?"
Gabrielle: "Well, it's not really an emergency."
Lynette: "It was a murder."
Bree: "Well, not recently, and I'd prefer not to tie up the line."
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Susan: "Will you just call?"
Bree dials the phone.
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Susan's Hou
There's a knock on the door. Julie answers it. It was Zach.
Zach: "Hey."
Julie: "My mom will be home any minute. She'll freak if she es you here."
Zach: "Oh, I just wanted to deliver this personally. I'm having a party."
Julie: "You know she doesn't want us to e each other."
Zach: "Well, you gotta come. You're the reason I'm doing this."
Julie: "I'll try to talk to my mom, okay? But you really gotta go."
He turns and walks away.
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Outside Gabrielle's Hou
Gabrielle, returning home, is greeted by a young man leaning against his truck.
Justin: "Hey, Mrs. Solis."
Gabrielle: "I'm sorry. Do I know you?"
Justin: "Yeah, I'm Justin. John's roommate? I've been waiting forever for you to show up." Gabrielle: "Really, why?"
Justin: "I want to do you a favor."
Gabrielle: "What kind of favor?"
Justin: "Well, John says that you can't exactly afford a gardener right now, and I told him I'd be happy to do it. For free."
Gabrielle: "You want to mow my lawn for free?"
Justin: "Mow your lawn, water your flowers, trim your bushes. I could do everything John did for you."
Gabrielle: "That's very generous of you, but I don't think so."
Justin: "Why?"
Gabrielle: "Becau my husband is home quite a lot the days. If any bush needs trimming, he takes care of it."
Justin: "Well, this is a very beautiful yard. I'm sure it could u a little extra attention." Gabrielle: "I'm flattered but no thank you."
She starts to walk past, and he grabs her arm, holding on.
Justin: "Mrs. Solis, plea."
Gabrielle: "Did I mention why my husband's home a lot? He's under hou arrest."
Justin: "Oh?"
Gabrielle: "He has a lot of anger toward the government right now and he's just dying to find someone to take it out on."
He lets go of her arm and she walks briskly towards her front door.
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Lynette's Hou
Tom enters the hou as the boys are playing hockey in the living room.
Tom: "Hey guys, this isn't a hockey rink. Can you take it outside?"
Lynette: "How was your day?"
Tom: "Hey. I didn't get the V.P. gig."
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Tom: "It just doesn't make any n to me. I mean, I'm Peterson's go-to guy, so how does Tim Doogan, the biggest blow-hard in the office get promoted to vice president over me?" Lynette: "I thought you liked Tim Doogan."
Tom: "I do. I just, I just, I really wanted that promotion. Boys, can you plea take the Stanley Cup Finals outside?"
The boys ignore him.
Lynette: "Well, did you tell Mr. Peterson that you wanted the job?"
Tom: "I have worked at that firm for eight and a half years. Doogan's been there for less than two. I am not going to beg."
Lynette: "I'm not saying to beg. You just have to step up from time to time. You have to e your opportunity and take it. Nobody respects a shrinking violet."
Tom: "There is more than one, you know, leadership style. Mine is quiet but effective." Lynette (shouting at the boys): "Take that racket outside!" (to Tom) "Well, whatever works for ya."
The boys immediately stop playing and head outside.
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Outside Susan's Hou
Susan is taking groceries out of her car when Mike comes up from behind her.2021成绩查询入口
Mike: "Susan! Hey, xy, where you been? I called you twice. You avoiding me?"
Susan: "Don't be silly. Why would I do that? No, I've just been really busy grocery shopping." Mike: "For two days? You must be pretty well stocked."
国民教育序列学历From behind Mike, police officers come out of unmarked cars and quickly and quietly draw their guns and walk hurriedly towards Mike. Susan notices them and looks worried.
Mike: "How 'bout dinner tonight?"
Susan: "Uh, dinner, tonight?"
Mike: "You okay?"
One of the cops motions with his hand for Susan to get down.
Susan: "Can you hold the a c?"
She hands the groceries and dives to the ground. Immediately, the cops grab Mike and push him towards Susan's car, handcuff him, and start pulling him away while reading him his rights.
Cop: "Up against the car! You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do say can be ud against you in a court "
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Bree's Hou
At the dinner table, the four Van De Kamps eat.
Andrew: "So, get this. Zach Young is throwing a pool party Saturday night and he nt out a bunch of formal invitations complete with fancy lettering."
Danielle: "I'm surprid he didn't spritz them with after shave."
Bree: "What is wrong with nice invitations?"
Andrew: "Mom, it's a pool party."
Danielle: "Why couldn't he've just pass out fliers in the quad?"
Andrew: "Becau he's genetically incapable of being cool?"
Rex: "So, uh, you going?"
Andrew: "Maybe. I mean, um, Lisa and Justin and some of the guys thought it'd be fun to swim. We can always bail if it's as lame as we think it's gonna be."
Bree: "Is Lisa your friend with the pierced navel?"
Andrew: "Yeah."
Bree: "You've been spending a lot of time together lately, haven't you?"
Andrew: "I guess."
Bree: "Oh, uh, Andrew, I'm gonna want you home by eleven on Saturday."
Andrew: "Eleven? Mom, it's not even a school night."
Rex: "Bree, a curfew isn't gonna do any good."
Bree: "You may be able to abdicate all your parental responsibility but I cannot." Andrew: "What, what's going on here? Would this have to do with the condom you left in my room?"能上能下
Bree: "As a matter of fact it does, and just so we're clear, if you get Lisa pregnant, you will marry her."
Andrew lets out an exasperated laugh.
Bree: "Andrew, this is not funny."
Andrew: "Mom, trust me. This is very funny, mostly becau the condom wasn't mine."trashes
Bree stares accusingly at Rex, who in turn stares at Andrew like he knows he's lying. Andrew turns to Danielle, who, when she catches her father's eye, leans back in her chair and turns to Andrew.
Danielle: "You suck, you know that?"
Bree stares at Danielle, her mouth hanging open in shock.
Later, Bree walks into the kitchen where Danielle is.
Bree: "So obviously we need to talk."
Danielle: "I'm still a virgin if that's what you want to know."
Bree: "Well, good. But why on earth would you need a condom?"
Danielle: "Becau I'm planning on having x and I don't want to get pregnant."
Bree: "Danielle, you are president of the Abstinence Club."
Danielle: "I wasn't planning on running for a cond term."
Bree: "Who were you planning on having x with?"
Danielle: "John."
Bree: "John Rowland? I thought you broke up with him."
Danielle: "No, he broke up with me. And you want to know why? Becau I wouldn't do it." Bree: "Well, if that's the type of boy he is, then good riddance."
Danielle: "Mom, every boy at my school is that type of boy. And besides, it's different with John. I love him."
Bree: "Oh, sweetheart, just becau you give a boy x doesn't mean you'll get love in return."
Danielle: "So maybe I'm being stupid. What's the big deal? It's just x."
Bree: "Honey, I am looking out for your happiness. Now, I understand what it's like to be young and feel urges, but I waited until I got married, as did your father, and it was so much better."
Danielle: "Daddy ended up cheating on you."
