新梁祝外传

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四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》（搞笑版）

L:梁山伯Z:祝英台M:马文才X:马文才老婆A：旁白

A:ItissaidthatliangshanboandzhuyingtaicametogethertotheNingbouniversity,afamous

universityintheworld,hanbohaveapassionforEnglish

hanboispeciallygoodatimitatingMartin

LutherKing'sspeech（L:“Ihaveadream”）,Zhuyingtaihasawishtogoabroadanddream

thatshecanbeTheBBCPrentinthefuture.（Z“thisisBBC….）,finally,zhuyingtaiwas

ay,Zhuyingtai

departure,liangshanbosawheroffintheLisheairportofNingbo.(梁祝—小提琴)

L:Yingtai，ousomuchandI’llmissyoueveryday！

Z:Iloveyou,too!Shanbo,Ionlyloveyouinthiswildworld.I’llmarryyouassoonasIamback.

Waitformejustfortwoyears.

L:OK,darling,I’llkissyouacrossthePacificOcean.

Z:I’waitformehoney.

A：Amonthlater,LiangshanbocalledbackfromNingbo……“宁波打的电话暂时无法接

通””thenumberyouhavedialedisbusyingnow”

L：what’swrong?hehasnomoneytou,evenaffordingthe

ryagain.

Atthistime……(婚纱店)

L:Oh,Sweetie,fortunatelyIgettouchwithyou,ousomuch,miss

youeveryminute,eyoudoingnow?……Areyoulisteningtome,my

darling?

Z:Listen,LiangShanbo.I’msorrytotellyouthatIlovedyoubefore,ButIthinkyou’dbetter

findabettergirl.

L:What?Areyoukidding?……Why?

Z:BecauI’llgetmarried.

L:Married?towho?

Z:To英俊潇洒，风流倜傥，玉树临风的,evenricher

than都教授.Andheisgoodat葵花宝典。IlovehismoneyandIlovehisbody.

L:Whatthehellyoutalkingabout?Areyoucrazy,Youwaitande.I’llgiveyoutwo

somecolortoee.I’llkillyou!IwillkillyouinAmerica!

Z:America?YoucancometoAmerica?Hahaha,…..yourpoorEnglish.

A：LoversofbetrayalfornoreasondeeplyhurtthefragileheartofLiangshanbothathemade

riousoath:hewouldkillZhuYingTaiotherwihewon'back

rtobeabletokillovertheoceanLovers,heremind

himlfeverydaythathehasadream.

L:Itellyou,myfriends,eventhoughwefacethedifficultiesoftodayandtomorrow,Istillhavea

dreamthatonedayIwillkill

art.

A：Ayearlater,LiangalsocametotheUnitedStates,

thestreetsofNewYork,hefoundhisloverZhuYingtai,SheandMaWencaiwerejustatthe

momentoflovey-dovey.

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L:ZhuYingtai,longtimenoe,huh?Rememberme?.I’mheretokillyou.

Z:Liang…,killme.

M:whoareyou?

L:whothehellareyou?

M:You!Getoutofhere.

L:You!Getoutofhere!

Z:liangshanbo,Ipersuadeyoutogoassoonasyoucan,becaumydearwencaiisgoodat葵

花宝典.

L;葵花宝典?Iamafraidofnothing,whatever葵花宝典or新华字典.Comeon!

马文才此时害怕，躲到祝英台身后。突然，电话铃响。

M:takeiteasy.(走至角落)Hello

X:whereareyou?Whatareyoudoing?withwhom?

M:ohdarling.I’mstudyinginthelibrary.I’mbusynow,Iwillcallyoulater.

此时，许可从文才背后出现，揪住耳朵质问……

X:youarestudying?Itrackyouallthismorning!

Z：wencai,whoisthiswoman?

M:em

X:I’mhiswife,whoareyou?

Z:Mawencai!

M:Sorryzhuyingtai,’tleavemy

familyandgowithyou.I’msosorry!

Z:sorryyoursister,youareabigcheater!(打马文才)

X:stop!(推开祝英台)’t

contactmyhusbandanymore.(转脸面对马文才)you!gohomewithme!(拎走马文才)

祝英台伤心落泪，转身面对梁山伯。

Z:Oh,darling,youmustkillme?IknowIwaswrong.

L:eIhateyoumorethanIcansay.

Z:Whenwewereyoung,welistenedtotheMP3,yousaidyou’’tkillme,

ok?……

L:Noway!Wherever

yougo,whateveryousay,I’nowIwasborntoloveyouortoki

n’tloveyou,theonlychoiceistokillyou.

Z:Onceuponatime,therewasatrueloveinfrontofme,Ididn’ldmeethima

gain,ouldaskmehowlongIwouldlovehim,Iwouldsaytent

housandyears.

u.

L:TheonlywomanIwanttokillison-lyyou!!

Z:Plea,omarryyou.

L:HeHeReally?

Z:Oh,don’tkillme!!!!

L:’tellme?Iputherlifeinyour

odyhere,pleatellmekillornotkill?(tokill)

L:Youhear.I‘’tworry,I’llgotoheaventogetherwithyou.

Z:Allrightkillme,thenwe’llbecometwobutterfliesinthebeautifulgarden

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L：（杀了祝英台）yingtai,ourlovehasbeenbrokeninthisrealworld,Ihopewecanrestartin

i,youarenotalone,I’mcoming!(自杀)

旁白：从此，梁山伯与祝英台化为蝴蝶相亲相爱。

男：Soboys,studyhardinEnglishfromnowon,Englishisimportantincompetingnowadays.

女：Andgirls,pleadon’ttrustin高富帅，

合：Thenloversareabletobetogetherinthelife,notneedtobecometwobutterflies.

Thankyou~