愚人节快乐用英语怎么说

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《[英文的愚人节祝福语]愚人节英文祝福语》

摘要：steppedintosmellthisway?，yourface,andyoureyes，call110ifyoubuildwell,call120ifyoutemper

bad,call119ifyoufeelbeautiful,callmycellphoneandelaborated

下面是由教师范文吧整理的英文愚人节祝福语，欢迎阅读。

mylove,youtakemypeathaway.

whathaveyousteppedintosmellthisway?

爱人啊，你简直让我窒息，

你在哪沾上的一身臭气?

iwanttofeelyoursweetempace;

butdonttakethatpaperbagoffyourface.

我渴望你温柔的拥抱，

但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。

ithoughtthaticouldlovenoother

thatisuntilimetyourpother.

曾以为一生只爱你一个，

直到遇见你的二表哥。

becauofyou,ibelieveinfate,perhapsallthisaredoomedtoheaven,havinga

builtnie

ah?!

因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说

的是我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!

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alsoknownasthepicksandmortarboardsinfantspicks,theoldbeijingisthemost

characteristicoftheculturalheritageofoneofalethalstrong,andeasy-to-carry

concealed,notweapons,andothercharacteristics,shootyouuthemost

appropriate!

砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不

算凶器等多种特点，所以拍你用它最合适!

psychologicaltest:ifyouandthecowardrace,youwantto:1yourunfast;asfast;you

cowardslowerthananswer:youthanbeastsalsoabeastyouarebeasts;beastthan

you!happyaprilfool"sday!

心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢答案：1你比禽兽

还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!

iloveyoursmile,yourface,andyoureyes

damn,imgoodattellinglies!

我爱你的明眸，你的脸庞，你的微笑，

妈的，我真是说谎不打草稿!

ieyourfacewheniamdreaming.

thatswhyialwayswakeupscreaming.

你的容颜依稀入梦境，

于是我在尖叫中惊醒。

kind,intelligent,lovingandhot;

thisdescribeverythingyouarenot.

善良、聪慧、多情而性感，

可惜这些你一条都不占。

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notice:aprilfool"sdayapproaching,onapril1youreceivetextmessagesarebogus,

meaningexactlyopposite,ingisthefirst:youare

handsomestylesyushulinfengbeautyoftheblossomingdevilbuildlover!

通告：愚人节来临，4月1日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是

第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人!

shacengsaid:ihave16change!journeysaid:ihave32change!wukongsaid:iam72

changed!inhistangng:nishionthetreatment,youchangeaphonecall,isawhow

otherpeoplelookatmonsterswithphonemessages?happyaprilfool"sday!

沙僧说：我有16变!八戒说：我有32变!悟空说：我有72变!唐僧大怒：西天路上也没见你们

变个电话，看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!愚人节快乐!

afterdinnervencommandment:iquitsmoking,quitimmediatelyeattwofruits,

threeringrelaxedbelt,thefourimmediatelyquitdrinking,wujiebaibuwalk,bathe

immediatelyquitsix,venquitimmediatelytosleep!journey:remember?

饭后七戒：一戒吸烟，二戒马上吃水果，三戒放松裤带，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立

即洗澡，七戒立即睡觉!八戒：记住了吗?

somepeopleeyoutoday,youstillascharming,wearingacheckedvest,

manyouyoutowalk,adetachedlookcomfortable,llydo

notknowhowthatissaiguorabbit?

今天有人看见你了，你还是那样迷人，穿着格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然自在的样子，

实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的?

Ifyoulookugly,call110ifyoubuildwell,call120ifyoutemperbad,call119ifyou

feelbeautiful,callmycellphoneandelaborated

如果你长得难看，请打110;如果你身材不好，请打120;如果你脾气不好，请打119;如果你觉

得自己漂亮，请打我手机，详谈

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Becauyou,Ibelieveinfate,perhapsallthisaredoomedtoheaven,havinga

nttosayisthatIShangbeizi--whatisbuiltNie

ah?!

因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说

的是我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!

Alsoknownasthepicksandmortarboardsinfantspicks,theoldBeijingisthemost

characteristicoftheculturalheritageofoneofalethalstrong,andeasy-to-carry

concealed,notweapons,andothercharacteristics--shootyouuthemost

appropriate!

砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不

算凶器等多种特点，所以拍你用它最合适!

Psychologicaltest:Ifyouandthecowardrace,youwantto:1yourunfast;asfast;

youcowardslowerthananswer:youthanbeastsalsoabeast;youarebeasts;beast

thanyou!HappyAprilFool"sDay!

心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽

兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!

Inmyeyes,youwillalwaysbelookedcarefree,andeatingwithrelishisalways,sleep

isalwaysHanransleepIreallyenvyyouknow,Oh!Sometimesthink,asyoudoso

pigsareverygood!

在我眼里，你看上去永远是无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然入睡我真羡慕你

呀，唉!有时候想想，像你那样做头猪也挺好的!