fall guy

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〈Friends>第一季第一集

［Scene：CentralPerk,Chandler，Joey,Phoebe，andMonicaarethere。］

Monica:There’snothingtotell！He'sjustsomeguyIworkwith！

Joey:Comeon，you'regoingoutwiththeguy!There’sgottabesomethingwrongwithhim!

Chandler：AllrightJoey，hehaveahump？Ahumpandahairpiece?

Phoebe：Wait，doesheeatchalk？

(Theyallstare，bemud。)困惑的；茫然的；不知所措的

Phoebe:Just,becauIdon’twanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl—oh!

Monica:Okay，everybodyrelax。Thisisnotevenadate。It’sjusttwopeoplegoingoutto

dinnerand-nothavingx.

Chandler：Soundslikeadatetome。

[TimeLap］

Chandler:Alright，backinhighschool，Iamstandinginthemiddleofthecafeteria，andI

realizedIamtotallynaked.

All：Oh,tdream。

Chandler：ThenIlookdown，andIrealizethere’saphone。.。there。

Joey：Insteadof。。.？

Chandler：That’sright。

Joey:Neverhadthatdream。

Phoebe:No.

Chandler：Allofasudden，thephonestartstoring。NowIdon'tknowwhattodo，everybody

startslookingatme。

Monica:Theywerelookingatyoubefore？！

Chandler：Finally，IfigureI’dbetteranswerit，anditturnsoutit’smymother，whichis

very-veryweird,becau—shenevercallsme！

Weird：怪诞的；神秘而可怕的；超然的；古怪的；离奇的

［TimeLap,Rosshantered。］

Ross:(mortified）Hi。

Mortified：1。使受辱，伤害(人的感情）

2.克制，抑制（肉体、情感等)

Joey:Thisguysayshello,Iwannakillmylf。

Monica：Areyouokay,sweetie？

Ross：Ijustfeellikesomeonereacheddownmythroat，grabbedmysmallintestine,pulleditout

ofmymouthandtieditaroundmyneck。。.

Chandler：Cookie？

Monica：（explainingtotheothers）Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.

Joey:Ohh.

Monica：(toRoss）Letmegetyousomecoffee.

Ross：Thanks。

Phoebe：Ooh！Oh!(ShestartstopluckattheairjustinfrontofRoss。)

Pluck：采；摘；拔;弹，拔（乐器的弦）

Ross:No,nodon't！Stopcleansingmyaura！No,justleavemyauraalone，okay？

Phoebe：Fine！Bemurky!

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Murky：阴暗的，浑浊的

Ross：I'llbefine，alright？Really，everyone。Ihopeshe’llbeveryhappy。

Monica:Noyoudon’t。

Ross：NoIdon’t,tohellwithher，sheleftme!

Joey：Andyouneverknewshewasalesbian。。.

Ross：No！！Okay?！Whydoeveryonekeepfixatingonthat?Shedidn’tknow，howshould

Iknow?

Chandler：SometimesIwishIwasalesbian.。。（Theyallstareathim。)DidIsaythatout

loud？

Ross：Itoldmomanddadlastnight，theyemedtotakeitprettywell。

Monica:Ohreally,sothathystericalphonecallIgotfromawomansobbingat3:00A.M.，”I'll

neverhavegrandchildren，I'llneverhavegrandchildren。"waswhat？Awrongnumber?

Ross：Sorry.

Joey：AllrightRoss,look。You’refeelingalotofpainrightnow。You’reangry。You're

hurting。CanItellyouwhattheansweris?

（Rossgestureshisconnt。准许，同意，赞成)

Joey:Stripjoints！C’mon，you’resingle!Havesomehormones!

Ross:Idon'twanttobesingle，okay？Ijust。。。Ijust-Ijustwannabemarriedagain！

（Rachelentersinawetweddingdressandstartstoarchtheroom。)

Chandler：AndIjustwantamilliondollars！（Heextendshishandhopefully。）

Monica：Rachel？!

Rachel：OhGodMonicahi!ThankGod!Ijustwenttoyourbuildingandyouweren’tthereand

thenthisguywithabighammersaidyoumightbehereandyouare，youare！

Waitress:CanIgetyousomecoffee？

Monica：(pointingatRachel）Decaf.（toAll）Okay，everybody，thisisRachel，another

LincolnHighsurvivor。（toRachel）Thisiverybody，thisisChandler,andPhoebe，and

Joey，and—youremembermybrotherRoss?

Rachel：Hi,sure！

Ross：Hi.

（TheygotohugbutRoss'sumbrellaopens。Hesitsbackdowndefeatedagain。Amomentof

silencefollowsasRachelsitsandtheotherxpecthertoexplain。）

Monica：Soyouwannatellusnow,orarewewaitingforfourwetbridesmaids?

Rachel：OhGod..。well，itstartedaboutahalfhourbeforethewedding。Iwasinthisroom,

whilewewerekeepingontheprents，andIwaslookingatthisgravyboat，thisreally

gorgeousthemostgravyboat.(我正在看那个船形的卤肉盘，那是个非常好看的船形卤肉盘)Whenall

ofasudden，Irealized…

Sweetlow？

Irealized，IrealizedIwasmoreturnedonbythisgravyboatthanbyBarry。（我发现我对这个

船形卤肉盘比对Barry更有冲动！）

AndIgetreallyfreakedout，andthat’swhathitme,

Head。

YouknowwhatImean，Ialwayslookfamiliar，but。.Anyway，Ijusthadtogetoutofthere，

andIstartedwondering“WhyamIdoingthis？”and“WhoamIdoingthisfor？”So，anyway，

Ijustdidn'tknowwheretogo,andIknowyouandIhaveakindofdriftedapart…butyouarethe

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onlypersonIknowwholivedhereinthecity.

Monica:whowasn'tinvitedtothewedding?

Rachel:Oh~It’sakindofhopethatwouldn’tbeanissue.噢～～我不希望提起这件事。

Gravy[‘ɡreivi］1。肉汁2.肉卤3.意外之财；飞来福；肉汁;肉汤

Freakout:吓坏了;崩溃；紧张害怕；冲动，失去理智

Driftapart：漂移；疏远;离开,分离;疏远。关系、感情上保持距离

Monica：Well，I’mguessingheboughtherthebigpipeorgan，andshe'sreallyunhappyabout

it.

Chandler：Tunaoreggsalad!Decide！

pipeorgan：管风琴organ:器官；风琴，机构

Ross：I’llhavewhateverChristinaishaving。

Rachel：Oh，daddy，Ijustcan'tmarryhim。I'msorry,Ijustdon’tlovehim。Well，itmatters

tome！

Phoebe:IfIletgoofmyhair,myheadwillfalloff。如果我不抓住我的头发，我的头就会掉下

来.

Chandler:Woo～~Sheshouldnotbewearingthopants.

Ross:Isaypushherdownthestairs

Together：Pushher!Pushherdownthestairs。

Rachel:Comeon，daddy，listentome，it’s.。it’slikeallofmylife，everyonehasalwaystold

me，“You’reashoe”，you’reashoe,you'reashoe，you’reashoe。AndtodayIjuststopped

andIsaid，whateverifIdon’twanttobeashoe。WhateverifIwanttobeapur？youknow，

orahat？No，Idon'twantyoutobuymeahat，IamsayingIamahat…It’sametaphor，

daddy。

Ross：Youcansaywherehehadtrouble。

Rachel：Oh,daddy，it'smylife，well，maybeI'lljuststayherewithMonica.

Monica：Iguesswe’veestablishedshe’sstayingwithMonica。

Rachel：Well,maybeit’smydecision。Oh,maybeIdon’tneedyourmoney，waitwait，Isaid

maybe。

Monica:Justbreathe，breathe,that'ytothinkofnicecalmthings.

Phoebe：Raindropsonrosandwhiskersonkittens,doorbellsandsleighbellsandsomething

withmittens。Lalalasomethingandnoodleswithstring。

Rachel：I'mallbetternow。

Phoebe：Ihelped。

Monica：Okay，look，thisisprobablyforthebest,youknow。Independence，takecontrol

ofyourlife，thewhole“hat”thing。就像你说的帽子的事情。

Joey：Andhey,handlerrightcrossthe

hall,andhe’salwaysalot.

Monica：Joey，pleastophittingonher！It’sherweddingday.

Hittingon:追求，调情/hiton:偶然发现,想出，碰巧打到，突然想起

Joey：What?Likethereisarule,orsomething?

Chandler:don'tdothatagain，it'sahorriblesound.

Paul：Er。。，it’sIt’sPaul.

Monica：Oh,god，isit6:30？Buzzhimin。按门铃让他进来。

Buzz：振铃,嗡嗡声。门铃响了，而你正在干别的，需要别人帮你开门，怎么说呢？很实用：Buzzhim

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（her）in。

Joey：Who'sPaul？

Ross：Paul？Paul,thewineguy?Paul?

Joey：Waitaminute。Your’notarealdate’tonightisPaultheWineGuy?

Ross:Hefinallyaskedyouout？

Monica:Yes！

Chandler:Ooh，thisisaDearDiarymoment.哦，真是个可以载入日记的时刻。

Monica：Rach，wait，Icancancel。。。

Rachel:Oh,god,Plea，no,go，I’llbefine！

Monica:Ross,areyouokay？Imean，doyouwantmetostay？

Ross：（chokedvoice)That'dbegood。。。

Monica：Really?

Ross：No，goon！It’sPaultheWineGuy!

Phoebe:Whatdoesthatmean？Doeshellit,drinkit，orjustcomplainsalot？那是什么意

思?他卖酒,喝酒还是抱怨酒？

Monica：Hi，comein！Paul，thisis..(Theyarealllinedupnexttothedoor.）。。.everybody，

everybody，thisisPaul。

All:Hey!Paul！Hi！TheWineGuy！Hey!

Chandler:I'msorry，Ididn'tcatchyourname。Paul，wasit?

Monica：Okay，umm—umm，I'lljust--I’llberightback,I’vjustgottagoah,goah。。。

Ross:Awandering？漫游的；闲逛的

Monica:Change!Okay，onds.

Phoebe:Ooh,n'tbegood。(eyelash：睫毛，眼睫毛)

Joey:Hey，Paul！Paul:Yeah？

Joey:Here'salittletip有个小秘密,shereallylikesitwhenyourubherneckinthesamespot

overandoverandoveragainuntilitstartstogetalittlered。

Rub：俄罗斯卢布/按摩

Monica：(yelling嘶喊fromthebedroom)Shutup,Joey！

Ross：SoRachel,what’reyou，uh。。。what’reyouuptotonight?你今晚打算干什么

Rachel：Well，IwaskindofsuppodtobeheadedforArubaonmyhoneymoon，sonothing!

Ross：Right，you'renotevengettingyourhoneymoon，God。。No，no,although,Aruba,

thistimeofyear。。。talkaboutyour-(thinks）—biglizards(蜥蜴).。.Anyway，ifyoudon’t

feellikebeingalonetonight,JoeyandChandlerarecomingovertohelpmeputtogethermynew

furniture。

Chandler：（deadpan无表情的脸)Yes，andwe’reveryexcitedaboutit。

Rachel:Well，actuallythanks,butIthinkI’’sbeenalong

day。

Hangout:居住;伸出；前靠；不屈服，坚持下去;(呆在某处,或与某人呆在一起)闲逛,

出去玩儿

whydoyoujusthangoutinbars?Doyouwanttohangoutwithmeinstead

你只呆在酒吧玩吗?何不跟我一起去玩？

Ross:Okay，sure.

Joey：HeyPhoebe，youwannahelp？

Phoebe：Oh,IwishIcould,butIdon'twantto。

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[Scene:TheSubway，Phoebeissingingforchange.]

Phoebe：（singing）Loveissweetassummershowers，loveisawondrousworkofart，but

yourloveohyourlove，yourlove.。.islikeagiantpigeon..。crappingonmy

—la-la-la-la—（someguygiveshersomechangeandtothatguy）Thankyou。

（sings）La—la—la-la.。。ohhh！

爱情就像夏日冲凉一样甜美，爱情是无以伦比的艺术品，但是你的爱就好像一只巨大的鸽子，

在我心中排泄.crapping放弃;拉屎

［Scene：Ross’sApartment，theguysarethereasmblingfurniture.]

Ross:（squattingandreadingtheinstructions)I'msuppodtoattachabracketythingtotheside

things，usingabunchofthelittlewormguys。Ihavenobracketything,Ienowormguys

whatsoeverand—Icannotfeelmylegs。

我应该把支架固定在侧面，用螺纹涡轮…我没有支架,没有看到螺纹涡轮，而且我的腿麻了.

Brackety：丁字支架

Squat：像动物一样蹲下蹲坐，蹲姿

Whim：一时的兴致,突然的念头，突发奇想，异想天开onawhim一时兴起/worm：蠕虫

Abunchof：一群，一束，一伙

（JoeyandChandlerarefinishingasmblingthebookca.）

Joey：I’mthinkingwe’vegotabookcahere。书橱,书柜，书架

Chandler:It'sabeautifulthing。

Joey：（pickingupaleftoverpart)What'sthis?Leftover:剩货；屑物；剩余物

Chandler:Iwouldhavetosaythatisan’L’—shapedbracket。Bracket：托架;支架

Joey：Whichgoeswhere？它应该安在哪里?

Chandler：Ihavenoidea。

（JoeychecksthatRossisnotlookinganddumpsitinaplant。)

Joey:Donewiththebookca！

Chandler：Allfinished！

Ross：(clutchingabeercanandsniffing)ThiswasCarol'sfavoritebeer。Shealwaysdrankitout

ofthecan,Ishouldhaveknown。她总是不用灌喝，我该知道。

Clutch:抓住;紧紧抓住;掌握，控制;离合器

Joey：Hey—hey—hey—hey,ifyou’regonnastartwiththatstuffwe'reouthere.

Chandler：Yes，pleadon’tspoilallthisfun.

Joey:Ross,letmeaskyouaquestion。Shegotthefurniture，thestereo，thegoodTV—what

didyouget？

Ross：Youguys。

Chandler:Oh，God.

Joey:Yougotscrewed。你昏了头吧！/你被坑了!

Chandler：OhmyGod！

［Scene:ARestaurant,MonicaandPaulareeating.]

Monica：OhmyGod!

Paul:Iknow，Iknow，I’msuchanidiot。IguessIshouldhavecaughtonwhenshestartedto

gotothedentistfourandfivetimesaweek。Imean，howcleancanteethget?

Catchon：理解,明白；流行起来

Monica：Mybrother’sgoingthroughthatrightnow，it’ssuchamess。Howdidyouget

throughit？

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Paul：Well，youmighttryaccidentallybreakingsomethingvaluableofhers，sayher—

Monica：-leg？

Paul:(laughing）That’sonewayofdoingit！Me，I-Iwentforthewatch。.

Monica：Youactuallybrokeherwatch？Wow!TheworstthingI’veverdidwas，I—I

shreddedmyoldboyfriend’sfavoritebathtowel。

Shred：（撕或切的）细条，碎片;撕碎，切碎

Paul：Ooh,steerclearofyou。消除痛苦steerclearof:避开,绕开，steer:操纵,控制

Monica：That'sright.[Scene：Monica’sApartment，Rachelistalkingonthephoneand

pacing。］

Rachel:Barry，I’msorry。.。Iamsosorry。..Iknowyouprobablythinkthatthisisallabout

whatIsaidtheothernightaboutyoumakinglovewithyourwithsockson，butitisn’t.。.itisn’t，

it’saboutme，andIju-（Shestopstalkinganddialsthephone.)Hi,machinecutmeoffagain。。。

anyway。..look,look,IknowthatsomegirlisgoingtobeincrediblyluckytobecomeMrs。Barry

Finkel,butitisn’tme，it’snotme。AndnotthatIhaveanyideawhomeisrightnow，butyou

justhavetogivemeachancetoo。。。(Themachinecutsheroffagainandsheredials.)

［Scene：Ross’sApartment；RossispacingwhileJoeyandChandlerareworkingonsomemore

furniture.]

Ross:I'mdivorced！I’monly26andI’mdivorced！

Joey：Shutup!

Chandler：Youmuststop！(Chandlerhitswhatheisworkingonwithahammerandit

collaps。)

Ross：Thatonlytookmeanhour。

Chandler：Look，Ross，yougottaunderstand,betweenuswehaven'thadarelationshipthat

，howeverhavehadtheloveofawomanforfour

arsofclonessandsharing，attheendofwhichsherippedyourheartout，and

thatiswhywedon'tdoit!Idon'tthinkthatwasmypoint!somebodyripmyheartout：有人撒

碎了我的心;

Ross:Youknowwhatthescariestpartis？Whatifthere’sonlyonewomanforeverybody，

y’know？Imeanwhatifyougetonewoman—andthat'sit？Unfortunatelyinmyca，there

wasonlyonewoman—forher。。.

就是说如果你拥有一个女人，就成了,不幸的是，她拥有了一个女人。

Joey:Whatareyoutalkingabout？'Onewoman’?That’slikesayingthere’sonlyoneflavorof

ellyousomething,Ross。There’’s

RockyRoad,andCookieDough，andBing！CherryVanilla。Youcanget’emwithJimmies

（短橇棍），ornuts，orwhippedcream!Thisisthebestthingthateverhappenedtoyou!You

gotmarried，youwere，like,what,eight?Welcomebacktotheworld!Grabaspoon！欢迎回

到现实里！拿起勺子!

Whippedmilk：生奶;whippedcream：生奶油

Ross:Ihonestlydon’tknowifI’mhungryorhorny。好色的,淫乱的；角状的，粗硬的

我真不知道我是饿了还是饥渴了.

Chandler：Thenstayoutofmyfreezer！［Scene:ARestaurant,MonicaandPaularestill

eating。］

Paul：Eversinceshewalkedoutonme,I，uh.。。自从她离开我之后…

Monica:What？.。。。。What，youwannaspellitoutwithnoodles?Spellout：拼出，读

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出;阐明

Paul：No，it's，it'smoreofafifthdatekindarevelation。显露，泄露，透露,揭示；暴

露；心灵启示

不止要和你第五次约会的事情。

Monica：Oh，sothereisgonnabeafifthdate？

Paul：Isn'tthere？你不想？

Monica：Yeah.。.yeah,Ithinkthereis.—Whatwereyougoingtosay？

Paul：Well，ever—ev-。。.eversincesheleftme，um，Ihaven'tbeenableto，uh，perform。

(Monicatakesaspitofherdrink.）。。。Sexually。

Monica：（spittingoutherdrinkinshock）OhGod，ohGod,Iamsorry.。。Iamsosorry。。。

Paul:It'sokay。.。

Monica:Iknowbeingspitonisprobablynotwhatyouneedrightnow。Um..。howlong？

Paul：Twoyears.

Monica:Wow！I’m—I’m-I'mgladyousmashedherwatch！Smash：粉碎，打烂

Paul：Soyoustillthinkyou,um。.。mightwantthatfifthdate？

Monica：（pau）。。。Yeah。Yeah，Ido。

[Scene：Monica’sApartment，RacheliswatchingJoanneLovesChaci。］

PriestonTV:WearegatheredheretodaytojoinJoanneLouiCunninghamandCharles,

Chachi-Chachi—Chachi,Arcolaintheboundofholymatrimony。婚姻，结婚

Rachel：Oh...e。。。butJoannelovedChachi!That’sthedifference!

［Scene：Ross’sApartment，they'reallsittingaroundandtalking.］

Ross:（scornful鄙视地;轻蔑地）Grabaspoon。Doyouknowhowlongit’sbeensinceI've

grabbedaspoon？Dothewords’Billy,don’tbeahero’meananythingtoyou?难道"比利，别

撑英雄”这句话对你没意义？

Joey：Greatstory！But，Iuh,Igottago,Igotadatewith

Andrea——Angela——Andrea。。。Ohman，（lookstoChandler）

Chandler：Andrea'sthescreamer,是爱尖叫的那个

Joey：Right。Thanks。It'sJulie.I'mouttahere。(Exits.)/I'moutofhere。

Ross：Y'know，here'sthething。EvenifIcouldgetittogetherenoughto—toaskawoman

out，。。.whoamIgonnaask?（Hegazesoutofthewindow.)

[CuttoRachelstaringoutofherwindow。］

CommercialBreak

[Scene：Monica’sApartment，RachelismakingcoffeeforJoeyandChandler。]

Rachel:Isn’tthisamazing？Imean,Ihavenevermadecoffeebeforeinmyentirelife.

Chandler：Thatisamazing。

Joey:Congratulations。

Rachel：Y'know，IfigureifIcanmakecoffee，thereisn'tanythingIcan’tdo.

Chandler：NowIthinkifcaninvadePoland，thereisn’tanythingIcan’tdo.

Joey:Listen，whileyou'reonaroll,ifyoufeellikeyougottamakelikeaWesternomeletor

something.。。（JoeyandChandlertastethecoffee，grimace，andpouritintoaplantpot。）

AlthoughactuallyI’mreallynotthathungry。..你现在正进入角色，有没有想到做个蛋卷之类

的东西

onaroll：做得很顺，势如破竹;顺利；手气、运气好

omelet:英[ˈɔməlɪt，ˈɔmlɪt]美［ˈɑməlɪt，ˈɑmlɪt]煎蛋饼，煎蛋卷

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grimace:鬼脸;愁眉苦脸;痛苦表情

Monica：(entering，toherlf）Ohgood，LennyandSquigyarehere。

All：Morning。Goodmorning.

Paul:（enteringfromMonica’sroom)Morning。Joey：Morning,Paul.

Rachel：Hello,Paul。Chandler:Hi，Paul，isit?

（MonicaandPaulwalktothedoorandtalkinalowvoicesotheotherscan'thear。Theothers

moveMonica'stableclortothedoorsothattheycan.）

Paul：Thankyou！Thankyousomuch!Monica：Stop!

Paul：No，I’mtellingyoulastnightwaslikeumm，allmybirthdays，bothgraduations,plus

thebarnraisingsceneinWitness.外加大厦落成典礼

Barn-raising：barnraising：村里的一种庆典，当一家人要建个新农屋时，邻居们也一起过来

帮忙凑热闹，场面很喜庆

Monica:We’lltalklater。

Paul：Yeah.（Theykiss)Thankyou。(Exits)

Joey：Thatwasn’tarealdate?!Whatthehelldoyoudoonarealdate？

Monica:Shutup,andputmytableback。

All：Okayyy！（Theydoso。）

Chandler：Allright,kids，’tinputthonumbers，..。itdoesn'tmake

muchofadifference。.。

Rachel:So，like，youguysallhavejobs?

Monica：Yeah，，that'showwebuystuff.对,我们都有，这样我们才

有钱买东西

Joey：Yeah,I’manactor。

Rachel：Wow！WhatIhaveenyouinanything？

Joey：Idoubtit。Mostlyregionalwork。我不认为,大部分是地方性节目。

Monica:Ohwait，wait，unlessshehappenedtocatchtheReruns'productionofPinocchio，at

thelittletheaterinthepark.等等,除非她在公园小剧场，看过重排的木偶奇遇记.

Joey:Look，itwasajoballright?那还是份工作吧？

Chandler:'Look，Chippetto,I’marealliveboy。’

Joey:Iwillnottakethisabu.（Walkstothedoorandopensittoleave。）别这样羞辱我.

Chandler：You’reright，I’msorry。(Burstintosonganddancesoutofthedoor.)”OnceIwas

awoodenboy，alittlewoodenboy。。.”

Joey：Youshouldbothknow，thathe’，Chandler?(StartsafterChandler.）

Monica：Sohowareyoudoingtoday？Didyousleepokay?DidyoutalktoBarry？Ican't

stopsmiling。

Rachel：Icanethat。Youlooklikeyousleptwithahangerinyourmouth。

看的出来，你就好像睡觉时，有个衣架在你嘴里。

Monica:Iknow，he'sjustso,so。..DoyourememberyouandTonyDeMarco？

Rachel：Oh，yeah.

Monica:Well,it’elings。

Rachel:Ohwow。Areyouintrouble！哇，你有麻烦了

Monica:Bigtime！没错Rachel:Wantaweddingdress?Hardlyud.

Monica：Ithinkwe’regettingalittleaheadofourlveshere.我想我们谈的远了点.Okay.

tgoingtogetup，gotoworkandnotthinkabouthimallday。OrelI’mjustget

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upandgotowork。

Rachel:Oh，look,wishmeluck!Monica:Whatfor?

Rachel:I’mgonnagogetoneoftho（Thinks）jobthings。我要去找个工作的什么东西。

［Scene:Iridium,MonicaisworkingasFrannieenters。］

Frannie：Hey，Monica！Monica:HeyFrannie，welcomeback!HowwasFlorida？

Frannie:Youhadx，didn’tyou?

Monica：Howdoyoudothat？你怎么知道的?

Frannie：Oh，Ihateyou,I’mpushingmyAuntRozthroughParrotJungleandyou'rehaving

x！So？Who?

我在和我的Roz阿姨穿过鹦鹉丛林，你却在做爱

Monica:YouknowPaul?

Frannie:PaultheWineGuy？Ohyeah，IknowPaul.

Monica：YoumeanyouknowPaullikeIknowPaul?

Frannie：Areyoukidding？ItakecreditforPaul。保罗还欠我人情呢.Y’knowbeforeme，

therewasnosnap急钮inhisturtlefortwoyears。

［Scene:CentralPerk,everyonebutRachelisthere。］

Joey：（sittingonthearmofthecouch）Ofcouritwasaline!当然那是个谎言

Monica:Why？!Why？Why,whywouldanybodydosomethinglikethat?

Ross:Iassumewe’relookingforananswermoresophisticatedthan'togetyouintobed’.

Monica:Ihatemen！Ihatemen！

Phoebe：Ohno，don’thate,youdon'twanttoputthatoutintotheuniver。

Monica：Isitme？IsitlikeIhavesomesortofbeaconthatonlydogsandmenwithvere

emotionalproblemscanhear？

是因为我吗？是因为我有某种向导类的东西，只有狗有感情问题的男人才会发觉？

Beacon:警示灯;信标；信标灯塔

Phoebe:Allright，c’mere,gimmeyourfeet。(Shestartsmassagingthem.）

Monica：Ijustthoughthewasnice，y’know？

Joey：（burstsoutlaughingagain）Ican'tbelieveyoudidn’tknowitwasaline！

(MonicapusheshimoffofthesofaasRachelenterswithashoppingbag.）

Rachel：Guesswhat？猜猜怎么样?Ross：Yougotajob?

Rachel:Areyoukidding?I'mtrainedfornothing！我一点经验都没有。Iwaslaughedoutof

twelveinterviewstoday。

Chandler:Andyetyou’resurprisinglyupbeat。而且你还这么高兴

Rachel：Ohh,well，youwouldbetooifyoufoundJohnandDavidbootsonsale,fiftypercent

off!

Chandler：Oh，howwellyouknowme。..是呀，你多了解我

Rachel:They’remynew’Idon’tneedajob,Idon'tneedmyparents，I’vegotgreatboots'boots！

靴子，马靴

Monica:How'dyoupayforthem？Rachel:Uh,creditcard.

Monica：Andwhopaysforthat？Rachel:Um。。.my..。father.

［Scene:MonicaandRachel’s，everyoneissittingaroundthekitchentable。Rachel’scredit

cardsarespreadoutonthetablealongwithapairofscissors.]

Rachel:OhGod,comeonyouguys，isthisreallynecessary?Imean，Icanstopcharging

anytimeIwant。我随时都可以停止使用的

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Monica：C’mon，youcan’tliveoffyourparentsyourwholelife.

Liveoff：住在…之外；靠…生活；靠什么供养

Rachel：'swhyIwasgettingmarried。

Phoebe:Giveherabreak,it’shardbeingonyourownforthefirsttime。

Rachel：Thankyou。

Phoebe：You’rewelcome。IrememberwhenIfirstcametothiscity。Iwasfourteen。Mymom

hadjustkilledherlfandmystep-dadwasbackinprison，andIgothere，andIdidn'tknow

anybody。AndIendeduplivingwiththisalbinoguywhowas,like，cleaningwindshields

outsideportauthority,andthenhekilledhimlf，andthenIfoundaromatherapy。Sobelieve

me，Iknowexactlyhowyoufeel。

然后我和一个在港务局给人擦车窗的白化病人住在一起

Albino：［æl’bi:nəu]白化病者[ælˈbaɪno］美音

Windshield:[ˈwɪndˌʃi：ld］挡风玻璃

Aromatherapy：英［əˌrəʊməˈθerəpi：]美［əˌroməˈθɛrəpi］用香料按摩

Ross:Thewordyou’relookingforis’Anyway’。。。

Monica：Allright，you'reready？

Rachel：,no，I'mnotready!HowcanIbeready?”Hey，Rachel！You'reready

tojumpouttheairplanewithoutyourparachute？"Comeon,Ican’tdothis!

Parachute：[ˈpærəʃu:t]降落伞；用降落伞降落;伞降；空投

Monica:Youcan,Iknowyoucan！

Rachel：Idon’tthinkso。

Ross：Comeon，youmadecoffee！Youcandoanything！(Chandlerslowlytriestohidethe

nowdeadplantfromthatmorningwhenheandJoeypouredtheircoffeeintoit.）

Ross：C’mon,cut。Cut，cut，cut,。。.

All:Cut,cut,cut，cut，cut，cut，cut.。。（Shecutsoneofthemandtheycheer.)

Rachel：Youknowwhat?likeasymbolicgesture.。

这就好像某个肢体符号。

Monica：Rachel!Thatwasalibrarycard!

All:Cut,cut,cut,cut，cut，cut，cut.。

Chandler:(asRacheliscuttinguphercards）Youknow，ifyoulistenverycloly，youcan

hearathousandretailersscream。

（Shefinishescuttingthemupandtheyallcheer。）

Monica：Welcometotherealworld！'regonnaloveit！它很糟糕但是你会喜

欢的.

［TimeLap,RachelandRossarewatchingaTVchannelfinishesit'sbroadcastdaybyplaying

thenationalanthem。]

Lap:［læps］失误，过失;小毛病；失误，过失;小毛病/////itsucks1.好烂Itsucks。

1。真烂。

Monica:Well,that’sit（ToRoss）Yougonnacrashonthecouch？你要在沙发上睡

Crash:撞坏，摔坏，砸碎；突然失败,倒闭

Ross：,Igottagohomesometime。

Monica:Areyougonnabeokay?

Ross：Yeah。

Rachel:HeyMon，lookwhatIjustfoundonthefloor.（Monicasmiles.）What？

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Monica：That’sPaul’。Allright。

Goodnight,everybody。

RossandRachel：Goodnight。

（MonicastompsonPaul’swatchandgoesintoherroom。）

Stomp:[stɔmp］跺脚；跺，践踏，重踏

Ross:Mmm.（Theybothreachforthelastcookie）Oh，no—

Rachel:Sorry—

Ross：Nonono，go-

Rachel:No,haveit,really，Idon'twantit—

Ross：Splitit?

Rachel：Okay。

Ross：Okay。(Theysplitit。)Youknow,youprobablydidn'tknowthis，butbackinhighschool,

Ihada，um,majorcrushonyou。好吧,你可能不知道,在高中，我曾暗恋过你.

Rachel：Iknew。

Ross：Youdid！Oh。..。IalwaysfiguredyoujustthoughtIwasMonica’sgeekyolderbrother.

我还以为你一直以为我是莫妮卡的怪哥哥呢

Geeky：令人讨厌的

Rachel：Idid.

Ross：Oh。Listen，doyouthink—andtrynottoletmyintenvulnerabilitybecomeanykind

ofafactorhere,-butdoyouthinkitwouldbeokayifIaskedyouout?Sometime？Maybe？

你不要太在意我的脆弱

Vulnerability：弱点,攻击

Rachel:Yeah,maybe。。。

Ross：Okay..。okay，maybeIwill..。

Rachel：Goodnight。

Ross:Goodnight.

（RachelgoesintoherroomandMonicaentersthelivingroomasRossisleaving。）

Monica：Seeyou。Waitwait,what’swithyou？等等,你怎么啦

Ross：Ijustgrabbedthespoon.(RosxitsandMonicahasnoideawhatthatmeans.)

ClosingCredits

[Scene：CentralPerk，everyoneisthere。］

Joey：Ican’tbelievewhatI’mhearinghere.

Phoebe:（sings)Ican’tbelievewhatI’mhearinghere.。.

Monica：What？I—Isaidyouhada—

Phoebe：（sings)WhatIsaidyouhad。。。

Monica:（toPhoebe）Wouldyoustop?

Phoebe:Oh，wasIdoingitagain？

All:Yes!Monica：Isaidthatyouhadanicebutt，it’sjustnotagreatbutt。

Butt：笑柄；烟头;屁股；我说你有个好臀部,但不是个很棒的臀部.

Joey：Oh，youwon’tknowagreatbuttifitcameupandbitit.

Ross:There'sanimage。

Rachel:(walksupwithapotofcoffee）Wouldanybodylikemorecoffee?

Chandler：Didyoumakeit，oryoujustrvingit？

Rachel:I’mjustrvingit.

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All：Yeah。Yeah，I'llhaveacupofcoffee.

Chandler：Kids,newdream...I’minLasVegas。(RachelsitsdowntohearChandler'sdream。)

Customer：（ToRachel）Ahh,miss？Morecoffee?

Rachel：Ugh。(Toanothercustomerthat'sleaving。）Excume，couldyougivethistothat

guyoverthere？（Handshimthecoffeepot。）Goahead.（Hedoesso.）Thankyou.（To

thegang。)，LasVegas.

Chandler:Okay，so,I'minLasVegas..。I’mLizaMinelli—End.