生活大爆炸第五季多少集

PreviouslyonTheBigBangTheory.

Cohabitationwithmygirlfriend?

That'sagreatdealtoprocess.

It'sonlyforfiveweeks.

Letmeappealtothescientistinyou.

Giventhefive-weekenddate,

isn'tittheperfectopportunitytoconsiderthisanexperiment

andcollectdataonourcompatibility?

Don'ttryluringmeinwithxytalk.

Okay.

StarTrek:TheOriginalSeries.

TheEnterpriwasonafive-yearmissiontoexplorenewworlds.

Thinkofthisasyour

personalfive-weekmissiontodothesame.

Ifyouwanttoluremeinwithxytalk,that'showyoudoit.

'tyouguysstayacrossthehall,

andwewilllivehere?

Verywell.I'monboard.

-Seriously?-Yes.

Iacceptthisfive-weekmission

tosharealivingspacewithmygirlfriend.

soexciting.

Well,now,don'tbesurpridif,likeStarTrek,

it'scanceledinthree.

it'scanceledinthree.

Okay,I'mconfud.

?

I'llgiveyouahint.

We'rewatchingDaredevil.

WillyoutwopleainformAmy

howmuchyouenjoyadheringtoastrictbathroomschedule?

-Can't.-Won't.

-Didn't.-Don't.

Itoldyou,

youcan'tregulateeveryaspectofourlives.

Icanifyou'djustrolloverandacceptyourfate.

I'msorryforbringingthisoverhere.

Believeme,weknowwhatyou'regoingthrough.

AndI-Ithinkthemosthelpfulthingwecantellyouis

nobacksies.

Sheldon,Iunderstand

thatyoulikethingsacertainway

andI'mwillingtomakesomeconcessions,

butyouhavetobeopentocompromi.

She''sreasonable.

Oh,lookwho'sinfavorofcompromi,

thewomanwhomarriedLeonardHofstadter.

Hey,shedidn'tcompromi.

'sadifference.

lhim,babe.

WhattimedoyouandBernadetteheadout?

AssoonasIgethome.

We'rehopingtomakeitbeforedark.

I'veneverbeentoPalmSprings.

Oh,youshouldgo.

It'sterrific.I-Ireallythriveanywhere

thewomenandthetemperatureareover90.

Idon'tknow.

IfIwanttowatcholdpeoplesweat,

IcanjustFaceTimemyfamilyinIndia.

It'sniceyouandBernadettearegettingaway.

Well,shewantsustospendmoretimetogether

beforethebabycomes.

Sothenwhatareyoudoingherebuyingcomicbooks?

Well,hewantsustospendmoretimetogether

beforethebabycomes.

Whenyoulivewithsomeone,there'sgonnabeconflict.

Youjusthavetokeepcommunicating.

I'mopentothat.

,forstarters,

there'snothingwrongwithkeepingourtoothbrushes

inthesameholder.

Sheldon,whatdoyousaytothat?

Ithinkweshouldeotherpeople.

What?!

Well,asamale,Ihaveanevolutionarydrive

toperpetuatemyDNA.

Restrictingmylftoasinglepartnerisagainstmynature.

Wesleeptogetheronceayear!

Youwantotherpartners?

Don'ourpal,biology.

He'sthepervertpullingthestringshere.

Youwannaeotherpeople?Goeotherpeople.

Ihopeoneofthopeopleisamonkey,'cauthisisbananas.

Youcanmakejokes,butifthiskeepsup,

-he'sgonnamovebackinhere.-Allright.

Well,let'sjustgetthemapartforawhile

-sotheycancooldown.-Good.

Thenbeforewereintroducethem,

we'llgivehimoneofhersweaters

sohecangetudtoherscentagain.

Soit'sokayforyoutojokearound?

No,that'sactuallywhatwedidwithhim

whenHowardcamebackfromspace.

Honey,howyafeeling?

Thebooksaysatthisstageofthepregnancy

morningsicknessshouldbegoingaway.

Sothat'sgoodnews,right?

TheonlythingIhatemorethanyourightnowisthatbook!

Theresheis!

Who'sreadyforahot,

three-hourcarridetothedert?

Nextvomitisgonnabeinyourlap.

I'msorry.

Wedon'thavetogo.

Butit'sourlastchancetotakeavacation

that'sjustthetwoofus.

How'boutwestayhere?

Wedon'tevenhavetotellanyone.

It'llbelikeacretvacationathome.

Keepingcretsfromourfriends--

thatdoessoundkindafun.

Doesitsound...

xy?

Youjustheardmethrowingup.

YoubetIdid.

You'resoweird.

Youknowwhat'sweird?

Howturnedonyouarerightnow.

Youknow,peoplearequicktoaccume

ofbeingdifficulttolivewith,

butthetruthis,Amyisjustaschallenging.

Justaschallenging.

Yes.

Asyou.

Yes.

Justaschallengingasyou.

Whenwe'resleeping,

shebreathesonme.

Onenight,itgotsobadIalmostgrabbedToto

andheadedforthestormcellar.

Leonardbreathesonme,too.

It'snotabigdeal.

She'salwayscomplainingaboutpeopleatwork.

Well,sodoesLeonard.

It'skindofannoying,butit'snottheendoftheworld.

DoyouknowthatwhenIgetoutoftheshower,

sheeyesmeupanddownlikeI'mapieceofmeat?

Youknow,sodoesLeonard.

Can'tIjustgetreadyinthemorning

withouthimgivingmehisgoofythumbs-up?

Iknow.

SometimesIwouldjustliketobeappreciatedformymind.

Agreed!Thankyou!

Thatfeelsgreat.

Well,pullingaquarteroutofyourear

isn'ttheonlymagicthehandscando.

Infact,wh-what'sthisbetweenyourtoes?!

Canyoupleastop

makingmoneycomeoutofmefortwominutes?

Wasthatthefrontdoor?

Itsoundedlikeit.

Oh,e'sinthehou.

Lockthedoor,lockthedoor!

...

Ileftmyphonedownstairs.

Damn,sodidI.

Wait,IhavemyiPad!Whatarewegonnado?

E-mail911?

That'snothelpful!

YouknowIrelyonhumorintimesofstress.

Letmeknowwhenyoustart,becauthatwasn'tfunny!

Isthatthehottub?

Whowoulduourhottub?

Well,theanswerisbothmoreandlessdisturbing

thanyouthink.

Whoisit?

Stuart.

Heheardmetalkingaboutusgoingaway.

Iguesshedecidedtoinvitehimlfover?

Shouldwesaysomethingtohim?

'bout,

"Hey,youlooklikeaboiledchickenbreast"?

Imeantlike,"Whatareyoudoinghere?"

Nah,that'snotgonnahurthisfeelings.

Whyisnothingeasywithhim?

Look,here'sthethingyouneedtounderstandaboutSheldon:

he'stheworst.

Iprefertothinkofitashigh-maintenance.

Iprefertothinkofmylfasfive-ten,

butIstillneedtogetallmypantshemmed.

IguessIshouldhaveknownwhatIwasgettingmylfinto.

Don'tbeatyourlfup.

You'veneverlivedwithanyonebefore.

-That'strue.-Andyou'restartingout

withSheldonCooper.

That'slikegettingyourfirstpetandhavingitbe--

Idon'tknow...

What'sakindofpetthatruinsyourlife?

You'renotmakingmefeelbetter.

Look,evenwhenPennyandIstartedlivingtogether,

therewasa-alearningcurve.

ButIpromiyou,itdoesgeteasier.

Heputasignupinthebathroomthatsays,

"NumberofdayswithoutAmy'shaironthesoap."

Yeah.

Myrecordwassix.

Isitme,oristheresomethingfun

aboutwatchinghimjustfloatthere?

Maybethisiswhypeoplegetfishtanks.

Whojustturnedtheporchlightson?

Issomeoneelhere?

Theymusthaveleftthetubon.

GoodthingIstoppedby.

Whatareyoudoinghere?!

Whatareyoudoinghere?!

MaybeHowardandBernadettesaidIcouldbehere!

Didthey?

Answerthequestion!Whatareyoudoinghere?!

Ihadnothingeltodotonight.

Thelastcoupleofmonths,

IcomeherewhenIknowthey'renothome.

What?!

Theyheardmeinthebushesonce,

buttheythoughtitwasaraccoon.

Itoldyouraccoonsdon'tsay"Uh-oh."

Youknow,onenight,Leonard'snowhistledsoloud,

Iswearitwaslikesleepingonatraintrack.

-Haveyounoticedit'salwaysanA-flat?-Isit?

It'slikehissinusarerighthereinthecar.

Ifwe'rejustgoingtodrivearoundaimlessly,

theleastyoucoulddoistakemeforicecream.

Yeah,I'lltakeyouforicecream.

Well,e,whycan'tAmybethatsubrvient?

Shehascoitusonetime,suddenlyshe'sGloriaSteinem.

Anyway,Isuppoanicecreamparlor

willbeagoodplacetomeetotherwomen.

Oh,plea,you'rebarelyinterested

inaphysicalrelationshipwithoneperson.

Whywouldyouwanttoconfuanddisappointothers?

BeingwithAmyhasawokenthexualcreaturewithin.

WhenIeaprettygalwalkingdownthestreet,Ithink,

"Hubbahubba"likeanyotherguy.

Youkissyourmotherwiththatmouth?

'Cauit'sfine.

Hereyougo.

Thankyou.

Shallwetoast?

ToHowardandBernadette,

andthehoukeytheyneveraskedmetoreturn.

Yousaidyougotitback.

Well,clearly,Ilied.

Sohow'syourapartment?

ctricity'sout.

Sowhydon'tyougetitfixed?

Icalled,andthey'relike,"Payyourbill!"

Ofyoueverneedsomewheretocrash,there'salwaysmyplace.

Oh,'twanttobeaninconvenience.

You'vegotallyourladyfriends,and...

Actually,I'msinglenow.

What?!

Whendidthathappen?

It''sbychoice.

Well,theirchoice,andit'snotokay.

'tknow.

barrasdsoIdidn'tsayanything.

Whywouldn'thetellus?

Arewebadfriends?

He'sinourhottubdrinkingourwine.

Yeah,hedervestobealone.

Soyou'rebackoutonthedatingscenenow?

Yeah,yeah,alittle.

Oh,'sthatgoing?

I'minahottubwithyou,soprettybad.

MaybeIshouldjustgiveintohisstupidbathroomschedule.

No,don'tdothat.

-Butyoudid!-Exactly!

Learnfrommymistakes!

NomatterwhereIamat7:18A.M.,

therebetterbeatoiletnearby.

It'sjustsomucheasiertogivehimwhathewants.

Oh,true,butthinkofhowmuchyou'veaccomplished.

WhogothimtostopPurellinghispocketchange?

Me.

Andwhogothimtoputthingsotherthangloves

intheglovecompartment?

Me.

Itwasmittens.

Andwhogothimtotryaturkeydog?

ThatwasactuallyKoothrappali,

butIdidlethimspititoutinmyhand.

Look,howcanyoustopnow?

That'slikewalkingoutofPinocchio

rightbeforehebecomesarealboy.

Youknow,you'reright.

I'minthisrelationship,too.

Ineedtostandupformylf.

Ofcouryoudo.

Andifhedoesn'tlikeit,hecanmovebackhere.

'djustneedagoodlocksmith.

Well,whoyougonnahiton?

Thegirlinfrontofusgotstrawberry.

That'syourfavorite.

,ifwebothlikeit,

I'llspendtherestofmylifeopeningthefreezerandgoing,

"Aw,nostrawberry."

Whataboutthegirlbehindthecounter?

Hmm?Well,shespendsherwholedayscooping.

Onearm'sprobablybiggerthantheother.

Isitpossibleyoumightnotactuallywanttomeetsomeone?

Youaretrulywi.

Thankyou.

I'dsaywibeyondyouryears,

-butyou'regettingupthere.-Allright.

reallygoingonwithyou?

Penny,Iamgoingtotellyouastory

thatI'venevertoldanyone.

Allright.

Iwas13yearsold,

andonspringbreakfromcollege.

.

Icamehomeearly

becautheyranoutofmathtoteachme.

Oh,nowI'.

Mymotherwasatbiblestudy.

Iwalkedinthehouexpectingtofinditempty,

andIheardasoundcomingfrommyparents'bedroom.

WhenIopenedthedoor,

Isawmyfatherhavingrelationswithanotherwoman.

-Oh,that'sawful!-Iknow.

It'salsowhyIneveropenadoor

withoutknockingthreetimes.

Imean,thefirstone'straditional,

buttwoandthreeareforpeopletogettheirpantson.

Well,whathappenedwithyourdad?

Welockedeyes,Irantomyroom,

andwenever,everspokeofit.

Youpoorthing.

SinceAmyandIhavebeenlivingtogether,

we'vebeenbickeringlikemyparentsudto.

Andyou'reafraidyou'regonnadosomethinglikeyourdaddid?

opreparehernow

-tosaveherfrompaindowntheroad.-Downtheroad?

Sheldon,shewantedtoshareatoothbrushholderwithyou,

andnowyou'reatanicecreamparlortryingtopickupwomen!

Well,anythingcansoundsillywhenyouputitinthattone.

Honey,insteadofworryingaboutpainyoumightcauinthefuture,

howabouttryingtofixthepainyou'recausingherrightnow?

I'msureyou'reright.

IsuppoIshouldapologizetoyou,aswell.

Okay.

Thatmusthavehurtwatchingmelookforotherwomen

withouteverevenconsideringyou.

PleaunderstandthatIthinkofyou

asmoreofananny.

JustfinishyouricecreamsoIcangetyouhometobed.

Iwonderifthisiswhatitfeelslike

tobeBernadette'sbaby.

Idon'ette'sbabydoesn'thaveaJacuzzijet

hittingjusttherightspot.

Thojetsareformycretspot,nothis!

Whatdoyoudointhere?!

It'scalledrelaxing,

andthat'sallyouneedtoknow.

Well,it'sgettinglate.

Maybeweshouldheadhome.

Yeah,you'reprobablyright.

Youcoming?

Yeah,justgivemeaminute.

Why?

Well,youknowhowyou'rewearingabathingsuit?

Yeah?

Ikindofwenttheotherway.

Youjackassjustboughtyourlvesahottub!

Whatdoyouthink?

It'saniceenoughspot.

Youknow,ifI'mgoingtostartstandingupformylf,

thisixactlythekindofthing...

-We'reback!-Oh,hi!Hi!

Hello.

Howyouguysdoing?

We'redoinggood.

IthinkSheldonhassomethinghewouldliketosaytoAmy.

...

Itwasunnecessary.

Thisiswarm.

Oh,andalso,Iamwillingtoforegothebathroomschedule.

?

Whydoesshegetthat?!Wenevergotthat!

Doyouwanthimback?

I'mveryhappyforyou.

Amy,youshouldknow

Iwasneverreallyinterestedineingotherwomen.

AndtoprovehowriousIamaboutus,

I'mwillingtotakeourrelationshiptothenextlevel.

AmyFarrahFowler,

willyousharethistoothbrushholderwithme?

Iwouldloveto.

Didwereallyneedtobehereforthis?

Callmecrazy,butIfounditmoving.