英语短剧剧本

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3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本

篇一：三人英语小短剧

三人小短剧

主角：两女一男，男的饰演宁采臣穿越而来，两女是好朋友其

中一人是小倩转世而来。

永：morning，candy.

虫：morning,Cassie。

永：what'kssopale.

虫：iwerewatchingtvallthenight.

永：whatdidyouwatch?

虫：HaveyouheardoftheprevalentTime-travelTV

ries"BuBuJingXin"?

永：ressarebeautiful,their

dressingisgreat.虫：aveachance,whichdynastydoyou

wanttotransportedto?永：nasty.I"dliketo

citizenhaveaeasyliving.

虫：whatagreatideal!

永：'thavechancetotransported.

虫：idon‘hingispossible.

男的破门而入

男：whathappened?whereiam?wheremysweetheartxiaoqian?

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xiaoqian?xiaoqian?Whereareyou?

绕教室跑下去,问班上的众人

whoareyou?Whereiam?allofyoulooksostrange!What

happened?Tellme,whocantellme?

永：lookatthatguy！helookssoamusing!

虫：Whathappenedtohe?

永：sstrang,thedressing

likesacientpeople.

虫：wow,ishetransported

永：no,it'simpossible.

虫：look!heisgettingclotous.

男：youngladies.i'familiarto

me!ohgod!"xiaoqian"whyareyouhere?i'mlookingforyouallthe

time.

原本慢慢走近，最后疾步坐过去抓住女的的肩膀。

虫：doyouknowme？Ihavenomemoryaboutyou.

男：what?youforgotme?Xiaoqian,iamningcaichen.

永永把我拉过去，和男的开始谈话

永：areyoukidding?ustbe

somethingwrongwithyou.

男：i'an,lookatmeandtalktome.i

can’tbelieveyou'youweardifferentclothingand

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everythinglooksstrange,istillrememberyourface,yourbeautifulsmile.

虫：gentleman,

notknowwhyyouwearsodifferent,maybeyouare

,gameis

togo.

男：an,notjoking

atyou.此时雷雨大作，闪电劈了下来，小倩记起来了。未完待续。

篇二：英语三人短剧__搞笑

顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了

服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！

A:Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!

B:Don'tworrySirit'snotthathot!

一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。

“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”

“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”

Awaiterbringsthecustomerthesteakheorderedwithhisthumb

overthemeat.

A:Areyoucrazy?(yelledthecustomer),withyourhandonmy

steak?(Whatanswersthewaiter)Youwantittofallontheflooragain?

服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。

第一个顾客：我要茶

第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！

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服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？

B:(Waiter:)Teaorcoffeegentlemen?

A:I'llhavetea.

C:(2ndcustomer:)Metoo-andbesuretheglassisclean!

(Waiterexitsreturns)

B:(Waiter:)neaskedforthecleanglass?

创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。

服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？

看起来象是在仰泳，

A:Waiterwhat'sthisflydoinginmysoup?

Umlookstometobebackstrokesir...

服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！

别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。

A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!

B:Don'tworrysirthespideronthebreadrollwillget'em.

服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！

不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。

A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!

C:Nosirthat'sacockroachtheflyisonyoursteak.

服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！

别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。

A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!

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B:Keepitdownsirorthey'llallbewantingone.

服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！

我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。

A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!

C:ItsOKSirthere'snoextracharge!

服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！

对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。

A:Waiterthereisaflyinmysoup!

B:SorrysirmaybeI'veforgottenitwhenIremovedtheotherthree.

服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇！

是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。

A:Waiterthere'sadeadflyinmysoup!

C:Yessirit'sthehotwaterthatkillsthem.

话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本

（Introduction）：Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazy

countrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistory

kewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwasnt

tokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”.antto

knowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthe

I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：

Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?

(画外音：It’syou,PrinceDan!太子丹高兴状)Thankumirror!（面对

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观众）I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractive

gZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeif

canIdo?(向幕里大叫)

Whereismyminister?

阿三(毕恭毕敬):Honey,Iamcoming.

太子丹：I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme

“mymostbeautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartand

dearestPrinceDan”!

阿三：Sure,honey!indaherotokill

YingZheng~~~

（作杀状）太子：Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensive

commodityinthiscentury?Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！

这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许

状）Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate?

阿三：

isMissLiMoChou,owtheywillPKforthe

NO1killeroftheworld.

太子：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?

阿三：II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音

乐）荆轲AreyouLimochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK.I’mJingke,youknow,

IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world.李莫愁Areyou

challengingme?荆轲Offcour!耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Comeon!

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音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，

两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What

happened?Whyaren’tyouhurt?荆轲:Wedon'tneedanyreasonto

'twe?Dowe?（赢一个人需要理由

么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Mommaalwayssaid:"Lifeis

likeaboxofchocolates,erknowwhatyou'regonna

get."Igotit,Mommaisright.

荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：Howareyou?

荆柯：Fine,thankyou,andyou?太子丹：OhmyGod!Couldyou

givemeaninnovativeanswerto“Howareyou”?

荆柯：Sure!太子丹：Howareyou?

羊肉串和纳税人（英文小品）

Characters:

,Xiaofu,Dabao

:san

evidentchangeabouttherelationshipbetweenthetaxcollectorand

,thetaxcollector,Xiaofu,andthetax

payerDabao,avendorllingYangrouchuanwillshowyouthevery

stActhappenedin1980s.

ActI

(inBazaarofBeijing,sanlihe,1980s)

Dabao:Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eatenone,wantnine,

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eatenone,wantnine.

Hi,Takemyyangrouchuan.(slipped,takeitup,)

Xiaofu:Tax!Paythetax!

Dabao:(changefaces)

Taxi?Whereisthetaxi?Here’snotaxi.

Xiaofu:Tax!T---A---X!

Dabao:What’sthetax?Ijustknowtaxi!Doyouwantmetocalla

taxiforyou?

Taxi----!Taxi----!

Xiaofu:Enough!Areyouthevendor?

Dabao:No,No,No,no!I'dorhasgone

tothetoilet.

Xiaofu:Notthevendor?Impossible!you'vebeenherefor2hours.

Dabao:Really?(Xiaofu:Yes,ofcour.)

Howdoyouknowit?

Xiaofu:ThewindowofmyofficeisopentohereandI'vebeen

lookingatyoufortwohours.

Dabao:It’sabigbug!

Xiaofu:’twastemytime!Pleapaythetax----10Yuan!

Dabao:10yuan?!stearned20Yuanoneday!5

Yuan,ok?Xiaofu:Don'tcheatme,you'vesoldmorethan2hundred

ones.

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Dabao:6yuan,mydearsisiter.

7Yuan,mylovelybeauty.

Dabao:Notforyou,notforme,let'ssplitthedifference.8

yuan,ok?Xiaofu:(lookingaround)Allright,eceipt.

(Dabaopayed8yuanandXiaofuleft)

Dabao:Whatasmartwoman!Badluck!I’o

changemyplace.

HopeIwouldnotmeetheranymore!Let’sgo!

ActII

:adbeen

marchinginthewayofthemarketeconomyfortwentyyearsmore,in

theneweraofbuildingthewell-offsocietyinanall-roundway,howdo

thevendorregardtaxasandhowisthetaxcollected?Thescenewilltell

’njoyit!

(Inthemarket;Dabaoinwhiteclothes,aboardwith"NOSARS")

Dabao::Yangrouchuan,ne,wantnine.

Eatenone,wantnine.

Xiaofu:Hi,

Dabao:Hi.

Two:Whatafamiliarface.

Two:It’syou!

Dabao:10yearspast,youareastillataxcollector.

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Xiaofu:10yearspast,youstillllYangrouchuan.

Howisyourbusiness?

Dabao:EverythingisOK!

10yearspast,youarestillbeautifulladyinSanliheofBeijing.

Xiaofu:10yearspast,youandyourYangrouchuanlookmorecleanthan

20yearsbefore.

Dabao:,nodirtiness;Servepeople,rveme.

Xiaofu:Great!Haveyou??

Dabao:Married?I‘mnotmarried;I’mstillsingle.

Xiaofu:Haveyouclaimedyourtaxthismonth?

Dabao:What?Taxi?Oh,tax!dpaythetaxof50

YuanthismonthandIhaveclaimedatthebeginofthismonth.

Xioafu:Yourreceipt,plea.

Dabao:(showsthereceipt)

Hereyouare,Ihavepaidmytaxinthetaxrvicecenterby

:Great!Whatagoodtaxpayeryouare.

Dabao:duty.I’mproudofmylftopaythetax

forourcountry.

Xiaofu:Yeah!Thetaxyoupaidisashareofourcountry’conomy,

andyoudoalotforOlympicsofBeijing!

Dabao:Let’sdoittogether!.It’ssaidthat,Don'taskwhatyour

ke

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me,llYangrouchuan,andpaytheTaxfortenyearsmore.

Xiaofu:You'retheloveliestpeopleinnewcentury!

Dabao:Thankyou!Andyou'retheloveliesttaxcollectorinnew

era!X:Excume,-bye.

D:Amoment,areyoufreetomorrowevening?CouldIhavea

dinnerwithyou?

Xiaofu:Well,mayIhavethecompanyofmyhusband?

Dabao:No,no,noproblem.6o’clockintheevening,

Beichuanyuan,ok?Xiaofu:ogohome

now.(leaves)

Dabao,Seeyoutomorrow.

Dabao:Hopetoeyoueveryday.

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篇三：3人英文短话剧剧本[1]

Intherestaurant.在餐馆里

C,thecustomer.

W,thewaiter.

M,themanager.

Intherestaurant.

旁白：一天，一家英国的餐馆里，来了一位中国客人，故事就

这样发生了：W:WhatcanIdoforyou,sir?先生要吃点什么？

C:BeijingRoastDuck,'sall.北京烤鸭，西

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红柿蛋汤，就这么多了。

W:Amoment.请稍等。

W:Yours,sir.先生，这是你要的菜。

C:Thankyou.谢谢。

C:Waiter.服务生。

W:Yes?Sir.什么事，先生？

C:HowcanIhavethesoup?我怎么喝这碗汤？

W:I'.I'llchangeitforyou.对不起，先生，我去给您换一

下。W:.这是您的汤，先生。

C:Thankyou.谢谢。

C:waiter!服务生！

W:Sir.先生。

C:HowcanIhavethesoup?我怎么喝这碗汤？

W:Er.I'eitinacond.嗯，实在对不起，我

再给您换一次。

C:Sir.I'hesoup.先生，不是汤的问题，

就是这个汤。

W:OK.好的。

C:Waiter!!服务生！

W:Sir?先生？

C:Callyourmanager,plea.叫你们经理来。

M:I'msorry,sir,butwhat'swrongwiththesoup?对不起，先生，汤

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有什么问题吗？

C:HowcanIhavethesoupwithoutaSPOON?没有调羹我怎么喝

汤？