绝望主妇女星认罪

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MynameisMaryAliceYoung.

Whenyoureadthismorning’spaper,youmaycomeacrossanarticleabouttheunusualdayIhad

ly,there’sneveranythingnewsworthyaboutmylife,butthatallchangelast

,reakfastformyfamily.I

h,IspentthedayasIspent

everyotherday,’swhy

itwassoastonishingwhenIdecidedtogotomyhallwayclotandretrievearevolverthathad

wasdiscoveredbymyneighbor,Huber,who’dbeen

iosityaround,riedtothinkofareasonfro

omeinitialhesitation,shedecidedtoreturntheblender

shehadborrowedfrommesixmonthsbefore.

Huber:It’she’’,you’vegotto

’vegottondonerightnow.

And,foramoment,toodmotionlessinherkitchen,grief-strickenbythisnless

asknownfor,itwasher

abilitytolookonthebrightside.

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hefuneral,alltheresidentsofWisteriaLanecometopay

,aspeopledointhesituations,eScavobrought

,shedidn’tcookmuch

n’nherdoctorannounced

shewaspregnant,herhusbandTomhadanidea.“whynotquityourjob?”“Kidsdobetterwith

stay-at-homemoms.”“Itwouldbesomuchlesstressful.”,

Lynette’slifehadbecomesohecticshewasnowforcedtogetherchickenfromthefast-food

ewould’veappreciatedtheironyifshe’couldn’

didn’thavethetime.

Lynette:Stopit,stopit,stopit.

Children:Butmom,

Lynette:goingtobehumiliatedinfrontoftheentire

,justsoyouknowhowriousIam…

Children:What’sthat?

Lynette:Senta’scell-phonenumber.

Children:Howdidyougetthat?

nyofyouactsup,sohelpme,I

willingtoriskthat?

’sgetthisoverwith.

ermodelingdaysinNew

York,Gabriellehaddevelopedatasteforrichfood…,whoworkedin

mergersandacquisitions,llewastouchedwhentearslledup

le

r,herrelationshipwithherhusbandwasconsiderablycooler.

Carlos:IfyoutalktoAlMasonatthisthing,IwantyoutocasuallymentionhowmuchIpaidfor

yournecklace.

Gabrielle:Whynotpinthereceipttomychest?

Carlos:Heletmeknowhowmuchhepaidforhiswife’,justworkitintothe

conversation.

Gabrielle:There’sonwayIcanjustworkthatin,Carlos.

Carlos:Whynot?ndawayto

mentionedyousleptwithhalftheYankeeoutfield.

Gabrielle:I’mtellingyou,itcameupinthecontextoftheconversation.

Carlos:Hey,keepyourvoicedown,plea？

Gabrielle:dn’twantthemtothinkwe’renothappy.

BreeVanDeKamp,wholivesnextdoor,

wasknownforhercooking,andformakingherownclothes,andfordoingherowngardening,

,Bree’smanytalentswereknownthroughtoutthe

neonWisteriaLanethoughtofBreeastheperfectwifeandmother.

Everyone,thatis,exceptherownfamily.

Bree:y.

Zachary:Hello,amp.

Paul:Bree,youshouldn’thavegonetoallthistrouble.

Bree:,thebasketwiththeredribbonisfilledwithdesrtforyour

guests,’sgotrolls,muffins,

breakfasttypethings.

Paul:Thankyou.

Bree:Well,theleastIcoulddoismakesureyouboyshadadecentmealtolookforwardtointhe

ou’reoutofyourmindwithgrief.

Paul:Yes,weare.

Bree:Ofcour,Iwillneedthebasketsbackonceyou’redone.

Paul:Ofcour.

SuanMayer,wholivesacrossthestreet,band,Karl,always

teadherabouthermacaroni,sayingitwastheonlythingsheknewhowtocookandsherarely

oowaterythe

nightshefoundlipstickonKarl’neditthenightKarltoldherhewasleavingher

adstartedtothinkhowniceitwould

ewhowouldmakefunofhercooking.

Julie:Mom,whywouldsomeonekillthemlves?

Susan:Well,sometimespeoplearesounhappy,theythinkthat’stheonlywaytosolvetheir

problems.

Julie:lwaysemedhappy.

Susan:mespeoplepretendtobeoneway,whenthey’retotallydifferentonthe

inside.

Julie:Oh,youmeanlikehowdad’sgirlfriendalwayssmilingandsaysnicethings,butweknow

she’sabitch.

Susan:Idon’tlikethatword,,yeah,that’sagreatexample.