2023年1月1日发(作者：teach的过去式和过去分词)ur killer is Chine.
Corbeille, I want you on the next flight to Beijing.
Find out what Gluant did there, who he saw, where he went.
Pacquette, I want a dossier on every Chinaman in that box.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Inspector, it's awfully late and...
Oh, I'm just going over the crime-scene photos.
-Don't you need some rest? -Crime does not rest, Nicole.
It's true.
You e...
...I have waited a long time to prove mylf.
And I've been given the opportunity of a lifetime.
And I intend to show the world exactly who I am...
...and what I can do. I must not fail.
You won't. I know it.
Thank you, Nicole.
-Nicole? -Yes?
May I be very frank with you?
Of cour.
You have put on a ton of weight.
Now, what I do when I get a little heavy...
Never mind.
Would you like me to stay behind and help you?
That is a generous offer, Nicole...
...but I am quite nsitive to office gender politics.
And in today's world, the slightest gesture...
...can be misinterpreted as harassment.
And it is late, and I would prefer not to put you or me...
...into that delicate situation.
Agreed?
Yes, I agree.
Well, let's al it with a kiss. And I'll get back to work.
I am going to be frank.
Since you are only a detective, cond class...
...your ns may not be as sharp as my own.
And as I do not want a partner who makes me duller...
...I have come up with a plan to keep you as sharp as possible.
And what is that?
Intermittently, and without warning, I will attack you...
...whenever and wherever it is least expected.
In this way, I will keep you vigilant and alert. Agreed?
Yes.
-Good one. -Thank you.
Here we are.
"Do not open door when light is flashing."
Excu me.
Coming through. Thank you.
And I'm wondering if you... Yes.
I'm wondering if you saw, perhaps, a person yelling.
Stop! Stop, stop!
Who are you, and what the hell are you doing?
-I'm in the middle of an interrogation. -The booth is soundproof.
She can't hear a word. And in ca you haven't noticed...
...you ruined my recording ssion. Now, get out.
Unless you want to be charged with obstruction of justice...
...you will let me interrogate Xania.
It's all right, Roland. Hello, inspector.
I'm Xania.
You do not know this, but I am intimately familiar with your work.
You are very kind.
Did you say that booth was soundproof?
Yes.
Now, you were nearby when Gluant was killed?
Yes, I ran out to be with him after the team won.
Of cour you did.
Now, a few hours before the murder...
...six witness saw you repeatedly striking the decead and screaming...
What was it, Ponton?
"I am going to kill you. I am going to kill you."
I was angry. I caught him with another woman.
And this was after he said he loved me.
You poor little angel waif.
After
he cheated on me...
...I hated him.
-But I didn't kill him. -Of cour you didn't.
-You recently performed in China... -Stop browbeating her!
Can't you e she's xy?
Three months ago in Shanghai.
Can you think of anyone el who might have hated Gluant?
-Bizu. -The football star?
I was dating Bizu when I met Gluant.
He thought Gluant was a bad guy for stealing me away.
-If you ask me, they were both... -You, don't leave town.
But I'm flying to Montrrat to record Rene Duchanel...
You will not leave town. I may want to ask you a few more questions.
But I don't know anything.
About life, about love. Yes, you little wet puppy.
But about the crime you may know a lot.
Inspector.
Do I have to stay in town?
Becau next week I have something...
...vague to do in New York.
Well, if you absolutely have to do something vague...
...feel free to go where you wish.
I can't take you to Bizu, but I can take you to Monsieur Vainqueur...
...the team's assistant coach.
Well, I guess he's the head coach now.
-You wanted to e me? -You are Vainqueur?
Yes. And who are you?
I am Inspector Clouau. Perhaps you have heard of me.
No.
Don't write that down.
-What do you want? -I am told that Bizu hated Gluant.
A lot of people hated Gluant.
Did you?
I spent six years under his thumb being verbally abud every day.
Yes, I was not a fan of Yves Gluant.
And now he is dead...
...and you have his job.
Ironic.
Not every death is a tragedy.
-And what was the..? -Footsteps.
It's a young woman...
...30 to 35 years old...
...5'2", 5'4", brunette.
And she is wearing high heels.
Perhaps a bit too formal for the afternoon.
And she has on...
...Chanel N?.
-Is anyone with you? -No.
Do you have a pair of high heels in that bag?
-No. -Not even a small pair of pumps?
-No. -Who are you?
I am Yuri, the trainer.
And what is it you do here, Yuri the trainer?
I train.
So you are Yuri the trainer who trains.
Do not leave Europe.
But I have to go to Asia.
Okay.
Do not leave Europe or Asia.
We have one match in Brazil.
All right.
Do not leave Europe, Asia or the Americas.
-Okay. -Where is this famous soccer player?
He is outside on the practice field.
Well, we shall e about Mr. Bizu.
I've got Bizu in the interrogation room.
What's the plan?
I'm going to give him the good-coplbad-cop routine.
You are the soccer player known as Bizu?
-Yes. -You were acquainted with Gluant?
-I'm glad he's pushing up daisies. -He is not pushing up daisies.
He is dead.
It's an idiom.
You, sir, are the idiom.
Now, unless you want to spend the rest of your life in prison...
...you will answer the next question. Did you kill him?
I would have loved to have killed him.
But some lucky bastard beat me to it.
You
disgust me.
I'll be right back.
Cigarette?
No.
Thanks.
Good for you.
Bizu...
...I know you didn't do it.
Someone el did, and they are trying to t you up.
You'll help me?
Of cour I'll help you.
Now, do you have any idea who might have done this terrible thing?
His partner in tho stupid restaurants, Larocque.
Raymond Larocque, the casino owner.
Gluant would steal money from the restaurants and u it to gamble.
My guess is Larocque got fed up...
...and had him killed.
Bizu, I like you.
I'm going to help you.
You and I are going to make a great team.
The good-coplbad-cop routine is working perfectly.
You know, usually two different cops do that.
You know what we do to prisoners who don't cooperate?
We hook them up to the box.
What is the box?
Idiot. Like this, I take one electrode...
...I put it here.
I take the other one...
...I put it...
So, what do you think?
Bizu is innocent.
How can you say that?
Gluant suspended Bizu. He stole his girlfriend.
If it were me, I would have killed him then and there.
That's exactly what Bizu did.
Ponton...
...a crime is like a jigsaw puzzle.
You have to have the jig and you have to have the saw.
You have the jig, but no saw.
Where is your saw?
"Oh, Your Honor, I want to prent a ca, but all I have is a jig.
Is that okay?"
What?
Nothing.
I thought you said:
No.
Strange.
Oh, it's you.
I hope you don't mind I let mylf in with the spare key.
-Oh, no, no. -And, look.
I got your pants back from the tailor.
-Plus a spare. -Good.
-Would you like some water? -Yes, plea.
You know, Nicole, this crime is forcing me to u all my knowledge.
Everything I have learned in a lifetime of investigating is coming into play.
Do you mind if I have the? I haven't eaten.
Oh, plea, go ahead.
Things are appearing in my mind that I did not even realize was there.
And yet the in...
Oh, my God. The Heimlich! The Heimlich!
Are you feeling better?
Yes, thank you. You are so good at it.
Where did you learn that?
I ud to practice on mannequins, pillows...
...but frankly, it was the expression on your face...
...that told me that you needed it.
Now, Ponton, what do you have for me?
It ems you were right about Bizu. He was just found dead...
...in the training facility locker room.
-Shot in the head. -Was it fatal?
-Yes. -How fatal?
Completely.
I want to talk to him now.
He's dead.
You there. Halt.
You are Yuri the trainer who trains.
Yeah, that's right.
I am looking for a dead body. Perhaps you can tell me where it is.
Oh, yeah. I heard it was in the locker room.
You go down the hall, make a right and two lefts.
You are finding something amusing here?
I'll be honest with you. I...
I find your accent qu
ite funny.
-Where are you from? -From Russia.
Gluant recruited me from the Russian military gym.
You need to work on your accent.
-What? -What?
-What? What? -What?
-What? -I don't have time for this.
I have to solve a murder.
Plea, tell me what you saw.
Well, I didn't e anything.
I was passing by the locker room.
It was late, past time anyone should be there.
I heard movement on the other side of the locker-room door.
I heard Bizu say:
"Oh, it's you."
And then there was gunfire.
Ponton, go to your databas.
I want to interrogate every person in Paris with the name "You."
And, Ponton...
...don't you find it a bit of a coincidence...
...that the body fell perfectly within the chalk outline on the floor?
I think they drew the chalk outline later.
We are dealing with some kind of mastermind.
Ponton, I want to interrogate this man Raymond Larocque.
Where is his casino?
Park it clo by. Unless you want to know what el is good for you.
You continue to surpri me, inspector.
Get ud to it, Ponton. With me, surpris are rarely unexpected.
Yes, the weather is nice today. Let's hope it continues.
Ponton, go find curity.
Tell them I want to conver with Mr. Raymond Larocque.
-You're not coming? -Something has come up.
If the weather stays this mild, we are all in for a treat.
-Place your bets. -I am in law enforcement too.
Am I that obvious?
No, it's just that I have an ear for such things.
Here is your mojito.
-Flame it. -No more bets.
Impressive.
I will remember that.
I am Inspector Jacques Clouau. I am here on a very important ca.
Boswell. Nigel Boswell. Agent 006.
-Know what that means? -Of cour I do.
You are one short of the big time.
I, too, am on a very important ca, inspector.
So you understand what I mean when I say...
...no one must know that I am here.
I have just slipped my cell-phone number into your pocket.
Call me if you need any help.
I will, inspector.
Well...
...Monet. Very impressive, Monsieur Larocque.
Very impressive, Inspector Clouau.
Plea make yourlf at home. Now, how can I help you?
I am investigating the murder of Yves Gluant.
Yves.
Fascinating man.
Would you happen to know what he paid for the Pink Panther?
He inherited it. It cost him nothing.
It cost him his life.
I would like to take a clor look at your bowls.
-My what? -Your bowls.
I would like to take a clor look...
...at your big brass bowls.
-Okay. -Thank you.
Han Dynasty.
-Very rare. Beautiful. -I e you have an eye for antiques.
Some here are real and some are copies.
I'm sure you can tell which are which.
Second century. Very rare.
One should always handle an antique va from the inside.
Otherwi the oil from the hands can damage the patina.
Pure alabaster
.
Lovely.
That's odd. What I did, I went like this, and then...
This is weird.
Why did you take out a life-insurance policy on Gluant?
The insurance company won't pay unless the murderer is caught.
And if it turns out to be me...
...they won't pay at all. Do you understand?
But you stood to gain from Gluant's death, didn't you?
Gain? What would I gain?
Gluant's share of the restaurants.
Oh, the restaurants were a disaster.
Gluant was siphoning money out faster than it came in.
My only consolation was he'd lo the money gambling in my casino.
But after a while his loss became so ridiculous...
...he promid me his ring as collateral.
But someone had words with Gluant...
...the night before he was killed.
-Didn't you? -No.
You didn't threaten to break his legs and then crush him into powder?
No.
Perhaps I saw that on TV.
Well, I can certainly think of a better place for this.
That's my personalized cell-phone tone ring.
Hello?
Yes, this is Inspector...
Yes, I could meet you. In the restaurant?
Yes, of cour. Right away.
Gentlemen, something has come up. Plea excu me.
-Monsieur Larocque. -Yes.
Is this va of great value?
It is a worthless imitation.
Good.
But that desk was...
...priceless.
-Clouau. -Oh, yes.
I need your help. Now, it's very important that you remain calm...
...and you do not turn around. -Remain calm. Do not turn around.
Behind you in the casino are the Gas Mask Bandits.
Oh, my God! The Gas Mask Bandits!
-All Europe is looking for them. -How can I help?
-Just give me your coat. -Yes, of cour. Why?
I'm not suppod to be here.
But I can't let the Gas Mask Bandits escape.
-Put it on. -Yes. Yes, of cour. But why?
I'm not suppod to be here, remember?
Inspector.
My God, man, that was fantastic.
Inspector, was Clouau's plan to t a trap for the Gas Mask Bandits?
Does Clouau think the Bandits are connected to the Pink Panther?
Is Clouau going to be promoted, sir?
I cannot comment on ongoing investigations.
Drive.
Inspector?
Clouau?
Good one.
Thank you.
Now, what do you have for me?
We have rounded up all the people in Paris...
...with the name "You." -Finally, we are getting somewhere.
Read that back.
You may go.
You speak Chine?
What, you don't think I speak Chine?
If I don't speak Chine, what are we doing here?
That must be funny around the water cooler.
"Oh, Inspector Clouau does not speak Chine.
Let's take him out for lunch. We will all speak Chine.
He won't know what we are talking about."
Is that what you like to do? Is that funny?
Of cour I speak Chine.
Clouau?
Bonjour, Nicole.
Could I e you in my office in a few minutes?
I'll be right with you, inspector.
Yes, inspector?
Nicole.
The w
eather has been so pleasant.
I was wondering if you think it's going to stay this mild.
I certainly hope so.
But do you think the weather...
...is going to change?
Let's keep our fingers crosd...
...that it stays this mild.
And here's another one for you!
Now let's e who you are.
It is "Inspector Dreyfus."
The intruder is obviously wearing a flesh mask.
But that will come off.
My face!
Maybe there is a am under your hairline.
I'll just turn you around.
Are you feeling any better? I am so sorry, inspector.
Let's just forget it.
I thought I would stop by and let you know how we are doing on the ca.
Oh, I'll just...
...stay back here. -Yes, of cour.
I e you have one of the collapsible pointers.
So very uful.
It is so degrading to have to point with your finger...
...or one of tho long wooden sticks...
...like you are some sort of primitive oaf.
But you have one of the, you just snap it open and you are ready to go.
The ca. The ca, Clouau.
Yes, the ca.
The ca is going quite well. I have prepared a list of suspects.
And how many suspects do you have?
Twenty-ven thousand six hundred eighty-three.
It's just a matter of time now, isn't it?
-Have you eliminated any suspects? -Yes.
One.
One. And who would that be?
Gluant.
Gluant is the victim.
Excellent, inspector.
We think alike.
One clue leading inexorably to the next.
Just leave it.
I assure you, inspector...
...I will soon have your criminal cornered like a...
Like a... Like... Like a... Like...
Like something... Something that you... You corner.
-Well put. -I e you enjoy wordplay.
We will have to have lunch one day...
...and engage in a little verbal jousting.
I'm sure you're quite the raconteur.
Yes.
So I will call you for lunch.
There's only one item on the agenda of this committee:
To approve the list of nominees for our nation's highest award...
...the Medal of Honor.
The two nominees are...
...Charles Dreyfus...
No.
...and Sister Marie-Hugette...
...who lfless concern for our nation's orphans...
...is an inspiration to us all.
I would like to add one more name for the committee's consideration.
Inspector Jacques Clouau, the man who came here from a small village...
...to investigate the murder of Yves Gluant...
...who just last night captured the notorious Gas Mask Bandits.
Yes. Interesting idea.
-An average Frenchman. -Exactly.
Excellent idea.
All in favor?
How is it I was not informed of Clouau's going to that casino?
-It was the middle of the night. -Oh, it was the middle of the night.
What, you did not want to wake me?
I want to know of Clouau's whereabouts...
...every hour, 24 hours a day.
You miss one call, and I will have you kicked off the force.
-Do you
understand? -Yes, sir.
Why are you not with him now?
-I'm here. -Get out.
-Clouau. -Ponton.
Let's call it a day. I am tired.
I just wanted to e where you are with the investigation.
Good idea, Ponton. To let the subconscious mind...
...work on the ca while we sleep. Now then, what are the facts?
Yves Gluant was found...
...at the international championship mifinal...
...with a poison dart in his neck. -The crime!
Bizu wanted to kill him, but is now himlf dead.
A complication!
Gluant was siphoning off money...
...from Larocque. -A motive!
And clo to the body was the singer, Xania.
Xania is not the killer.
But I suspect she knows more than she is telling me.
-Where is she now? -She left suddenly for New York.
We are going to have to follow her and find out what she is up to.
And if I am going to America...
...I am going to have to speak with a flawless American accent...
...so as not to arou suspicion.
So find me the greatest accent coach in the world.
I would like to buy a hamburger.
I would like to buy a hamburger.
I would like to buy a hamburger.
I would like to buy...
...a hamburger.
No, no, no. Let's break it down.
I.
-I. -I.
-Would. -Would.
-Would. -Would.
-Would. -Weird.
Would.
Would.
-Like. -Like.
-Like. -Like.
-To. -To.
-To. -To.
To.
To.
-Buy. -Buy.
-Buy. -Bee.
-Buy. -Bye-bye.
-A. -A.
Hamburger.
Hamburger.
Hamburger.
-Hamburger. -Hamburger.
I would like to buy a hamburger.
I would like to buy a damburger.
It's not "damburger." Hamburger.
I'm not saying "damburger." I said, "I would like to buy a damburger."
-I would like to buy a hamburger. -I would like to buy the hamburger.
-Hamburger. -I would like to buy a hamburger!
-Maybe we should stop. -We don't quit.
We do not quit. Again! Again!
-I would like to buy a hamburger. -I would like to buy a hamburger!
-I would like to buy a hamburger. -I would like to buy hamburger.
-I would like to buy a hamburger. -I would like to buy a hamburger.
-I would like to buy a hamburger. -I would like to buy hamburger!
I would like to buy a hamburger.
-Have you ever had a hamburger? -Well, of cour not.
It's a disgusting American food.
I never e you with women.
I'm married.
You don't wear a ring.
To protect her.
I'm afraid some villain might threaten her.
Yes.
Tell me about her.
I consider her the most beautiful woman in the world.
What about yourlf?
No, I don't consider mylf a beautiful woman.
I mean, is there a woman in your life?
Oh, no.
Love has not yet come my way.
How could Inspector Clouau be with a simple woman?
She would have to be so extraordinary in order to keep up.
It's hard.
-What is? -For you to meet someone.
Oh, yes.
We have a big day tomo
rrow.
We will go to Xania's hotel and find out what she is up to.
-Good night, Ponton. -Good night, Clouau.
-Good one. -Thank you.
I got her hotel phone records.
Xania made two phone calls...
...to a notorious black-market diamond cutter.
There she is! Newspapers!
Newspapers!
Newspapers!
Newspapers!
Floor 12.
I smell something fishy.
May I help you?
Good teamwork.
Stop! Stop whatever it is you are doing! You are defenless!
We have already taken care of your thugs patrolling the building.
I don't have any thugs.
You don't?
Ponton, I think we owe tho men an apology.
And what is it you are cutting?
Pink diamond. Clear.
-Clear? -It's not the Pink Panther.
And what are you doing here sneaking around?
This pur once belonged to Jophine Baker.
It was falling apart, so I had it studded with diamonds...
...to wear on-stage at the Presidential Ball.
Well, why did you just not tell me why you were coming?
I can't be en at a diamond cutter.
Not after what happened.
That may be one of your mysterious clients now.
Hello?
Yes, I am the person in charge of the phone bill.
Well, I'm somewhat happy with my rvice.
Twelve months with that many minutes?
Plus free minutes per month?
Yes, sign me up. Yes, Jacques Clouau...
...credit card number:
Yes? Yes, you may have my e-mail address.
DoctorKnockers@.
Well, I think I just got mylf a pretty good deal.
-When are you leaving the city? -I'm leaving tomorrow. Yeah.
I may have to duce her, Ponton, in order to get her to talk.
-Part of the job. -Talk about what?
I want to find out what time her plane is leaving in the morning.
-Why not just ask her? -Too obvious.
I may have to pump her for information.
-I e. -Inspector...
...would you like to join me for dinner at the Waldorf?
Certainly, mademoille.
Say, 8:00?
Eight o'clock.
Say, I don't know, my room on the cond floor?
"I don't know, my room on the cond floor."
I'll e you then.
It might be a trap.
Who cares?
Welcome to my room, inspector.
It is lovely weather we are having.
Oh, yes, baby. Oh, yes.
Why?
Why what?
Why were you being so elusive today?
I was afraid of Larocque.
-He might be following me. -Larocque? The casino owner?
He nt out word threatening to kill anyone...
...in posssion of the Pink Panther.
He believes it belongs to him.
But why would he follow you?
I was in New York to e a diamond cutter.
He might draw the wrong conclusion.
You know...
...a man sitting here in your private suite...
...so clo to you...
...might draw the wrong conclusion too.
Or the right one.
I've heard things about you, inspector.
What sort of things?
That you really know how to treat a woman.
Yes. Yes.
Let the games begin.
Le
t me just slip away.
Yes!
No! No, no! No, no!
My miracle pill for the middle-aged man.
Give it back.
Inspector?
-Are you all right in there? -I hope you're getting yourlf ready.
Inspector? Are you sure you're okay in there?
Yes, I am. I'm fine. I'm just getting in the mood for love.
Well, hello.
We need fresh towels in 204.
Don't ask why, just do it.
You have the flight number. He leaves tomorrow out of JFK.
He'll be easy to spot. He's got white hair, a thin mustache...
...brimming with lf-confidence and completely lost.
-Did you get the stuff? -Yes.
Good.
Give it to me. Airline food is for suckers.
I will smuggle this on. Just act cool.
-Hey, that's Xania! -Hello.
Hi. Yes, thank you.
I still think she is hiding something, Ponton.
What?
If I knew what she was hiding, then it wouldn't be hidden, would it?
-All right. Thank you. -One more! One more!
Okay, let's go. Next.
Nothing to declare.
-Come on through. -Hand check on two.
-This your bag, sir? -Yes, it is.
-We'll have to hand check it. -Go ahead. I have nothing to hide.
In my bag.
Come with me, sir.
Wait here, pal.
It's a harmless pocketknife.
It's a harmless pair of... Numchucks?
I don't... I don't even own a mace. I don't know where that came from.
I've never en that stuff in my life.
Jimbo!
You don't need Jimbo.
-Jimbo, stay. -What's in your pocket, sir?
-Nothing. -Sir, I'll say again...
...what's in your pocket? -Nothing.
I'm gonna ask you again, what's in your pocket, sir?
All right.
I have, in my pocket...
...a couple of "hambwortsforts."
What?
I have in my pocket...
...a couple of "dolvargars."
Sir?
-Sir, in your pocket you have? -All right, I have four "hanholders."
I'm sorry. Once more.
Again!
-Sir... -Hey, what's that?
-Sir... Sir, I'm losing my patience. -Oh, you are?
-You are losing your patience? -Yes.
I'm simply telling you I have a couple of "tamburthers."
I've got an End darter down on six. I've got an End darter down on six!
-Locked and loaded, sir! -Show me your hands, sir!
All right, I'll just show you.
-No, no, no! Stay here, sir. -Sic him, W!
-Yes, that's him! -Inspector, what is a "damburgert"?
Inspector, how does it feel to have let down the nation?
So much for the heroic Inspector Clouau.
Well, this is a glorious day for France.
How so, chief inspector?
Becau a stupid idiot named Clouau...
...is going to be stripped of his rank while I take over his ca.
You have a cond man named Clouau?
My God. Leave us alone for a moment.
You, out. Go, go. Go. I must have a private word...
...with Inspector Clouau.
Understand something, Clouau.
When I made you an inspector, it was not becau I thought...
...you had any value as a detective.
It was becau I thought you
were the stupidest policeman in all of France.
A hopeless, deluded idiot.
Then I was not promoted for my merits?
I only made you inspector becau I needed someone...
...who would quietly get nowhere until I was ready...
...to take over the ca mylf.
I was trying to catch a killer.
You were trying...
You were trying to become a hero. Well, you will be stripped...
...of your rank, ridiculed by the media...
...and I will be done with you.
And now if you will excu me, ex-inspector, I must go and prepare...
...for the arrest which will win me the Medal of Honor...
...catapult me to the National Asmbly, and after that, who knows?
-Goodbye, Clouau. -Shall we lock him up?
Look at him.
He is finished. Let him go home to obscurity.
You knew?
Ponton...
...things were not as I suppod they were.
And if I ever made you look foolish...
...I am sorry.
It was an honor rving under you, sir.
Good one.
The Internet.
Hello, old friend.
"To download your new cell-phone ringtone...
...press the button that says 'download."'
I take the mou and I click, but do not drag...
...the button that says "download."
Gentlemen, and lady, good morning.
Meet Dr. Li How Pang.
He was, of cour, in the VIP box when Gluant was killed.
Coincidentally, Dr. Pang would nd Gluant large sums of money.
Presumably, Gluant was to invest the sums on Pang's behalf.
But being a compulsive gambler, Gluant took the money...
...and gambled it all away.
So Pang had the motive.
He had the opportunity.
Pang is in France for the president's ball tonight.
We will arrest him there for the murder of Yves Gluant.
Bravo, chief inspector.
I am plead to announce that I am personally taking over...
... the Pink Panther investigation and that an arrest is imminent.
-Thank you. -Chief inspector...
... the coroner has announced that Bizu was killed...
... with a perfect shot to the occipital lobe. Any comments?
The occipital lobe?
It's irrelevant.
The occipital lobe.
That makes me feel good.
Zoom.
Of cour.
Ponton, I need you over here immediately.
We are back on the ca.
Nicole, I believe Bizu and Gluant were killed by the same person.
And that the killer will strike again tonight.
I want you to meet me at the presidential palace.
And bring my vinyl bag marked "presidential palace."
And hurry! Xania is in grave danger.
Ponton, we must get to the presidential palace immediately!
-Put your at belt on. -I don't need a at belt.
Let's e what this baby can do!
No. Clouau should not be on this list.
He is no longer allowed at state affairs.
He has been disgraced and humiliated.
But what about all the reporters who will want to come in?
When the time is right, let them pour in.
Clouau.
I'm sorry, but your name is not
rants against Gluant.
So Bizu blackmailed Yuri and got himlf killed.
Oh, it's you.
A stunning shot to the head...
...burrowing deeply into the occipital lobe.
But Yuri is a soccer trainer.
That shot was made by an expert marksman.
Chief inspector, I'm sure you're familiar...
...with Russian army statute 611.
Well, of cour.
All members must be...
...expert marksmen... -Expert marksmen.
...and understand the location of the occipital...
-Occipital lobe, of cour. -Yes.
-Very true. -Yes, Yuri.
Xania is still alive.
But you hated her. And that's why you are trying to kill her.
You hated her becau she went with Bizu and then Gluant...
...and treated you like you were nothing.
But you forgot a fundamental truth about women.
A woman is like a...
Is like a...
...artichoke.
You have to do a bit of work before you get to her heart.
What about the diamond? What about the Pink Panther?
Yes, thank you, Inspector Clouau for carrying out my orders.
Hand over the diamond, Yuri.
What do I care about your stinking diamond?
He does not have the diamond.
The murderer does not have the diamond?
-No. -Well, then, where is it...
...Inspector Clouau?
It is there! In her pur.
Let me e.
Sorry, Clouau, no diamond.
The pur, plea.
Could you hold that, plea?
After Gluant came to me, he said he decided to stop cheating on me.
Then he asked me to marry him...
... and put the ring in my hands.
After he was killed, I thought...
...if I came forward with the ring, everyone would think I did it.
If Gluant gave you the ring before he died...
...then according to civil statute 812-914B, you are the rightful owner.
You may keep the Pink Panther.
But, inspector, how did you know she had it?
It was simple, Ponton.
I was looking at a photo of mylf at the checkpoint.
Something caught my eye:
Xania's pur passing through the x-ray machine.
I enlarged the photo...
... and in it...
... the Pink Panther.
-The ca is clod! -Bravo, Clouau.
Bravo!
Clouau! Clouau! Clouau! Clouau!
I can't thank you enough for giving me...
I can't thank you enough for giving me...
...the opportunity to solve the Pink Panther murder.
Without your decision to put me on the ca...
...who knows, someone el might've won the Medal of Honor this year.
Yes, I know.
I owe it all to you, chief inspector. Without you, I would be nothing.
-Perhaps you still are. -Excellent verbal joust, inspector.
You idiot! Oh, no.
-Hit it, Ponton. -No! Clouau!
Stop the car. Dear...
What?
Nothing.
You didn't say:
"Stop the car. Dear God, I beg of you, stop the car"?
No.
Does it hurt?
What?
I can't understand you.
You know what, I think he wants to recline.
There's a lever right here.
Oh, it's on t
