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Go!

Comeon,Raj!

Youcandothis!

There'snoway.

Whatishappening?

ThisisanEuler'sDisk.

It'saphysicstoy

thatdemonstratesangularmomentum,

potentialenergy,andkineticenergy.

Aw,lookatyouwatchingsports.

We'rebettingtoeifKoothrappali

canholdhisbreathlongerthanthediskcanspin.

Itsweightandsmoothness,

alongwiththeslightconcavityofthemirror,

meansitcanspinforalongtime.

ButRajisfromIndia,

whichmeanshe'snoslouchatholdinghisbreath.

Okay,kssays

I'lllointerestbeforethatthingstopsspinning.

Hey,Sheldon,Ifoundagreatrestaurantfordatenight.

Kindofbusyrightnow.

Oh,anEuler'sDisk!Fun!

Yeah,we'reeingifRajcanholdhisbreathlongerthanit.

re.

Howyadoing?

He'snotgonnamakeit.

-Yes,heis!-Youknow,

deep-adiversholdingtheirbreathforveralminutes

haveshownelevatedmarkersofaprotein

thatcansignalbraindamage.

Yeah,e,what'shappeningheresignalsbraindamage.

MyGod,howlongdoesthisthingspinfor?

Ha!You'reinterested!You'reouttenbucks!

-It'sslowingdown!-Digdeep!

Likewhenwebetyoucouldn'tfitintoHoward'spants!

He'snotgonnamakeit!

Yes,heis!

Comeon,Raj!It'slikeyourfavoritemovie!

You'rejustWaitingtoExhale!

You'rejustWaitingtoExhale!

Yeah!Iknewyoucoulddoit!

Andj..andjustsoyouknow,

myfavoritemovie...

isPrincessBride.

isPrincessBride.

Hello,thingsbyyou?

Good,good.

Uh,listen,Ijustwantedtoletyouknow

whenyougetmycreditcardbill,

itmightbealittlehighthismonth.

Well,you'reagrownmanwithasteadyjob.

Whywouldn'tyouspendallyourfather'smoney?

Oh,Daddy,you'resorichandfunny.

elisgoingonwithyourlife?

Uh,well,Iwasdatingawomanattheuniversity,

butwebrokeup.

I'msorrytohearthat.

'swhyyoujustboughtmeanewiPad.

Andbeforeyoustart,

Iamnotinterestedinyouarrangingamarriageforme.

Oh,Igaveuponthatalongtimeago.

Youdid?

It'stoomuchwork.

You'reanadultwhocan'tgetby

withoutanallowancefromhisparents.

Womendon'twantthat.

Wh-Whatareyousaying,thaty-you'regivinguponme?

Whatkindoffathergivesuponhisson?

Ihavesixchildren,

fiveofwhomaremarriedandlf-sufficient.

Idon'tthinkI'mtheproblem.

Ican'tbelievewhatI'mhearing.

Thisisdeeplyhurtful.

You'realsotoonsitive.

Womendon'twantthateither.

Thefoodhere'ssuppodtobegreat.

Don'tfilluponchips.

Oh,Iwon'trick.

Ionlyeatequilateraltriangles.

Isosceles,isosceles,

oh,scalene...

Youdidn'tethat.

Oh,'sBert,atthebar.

Weshouldgosayhi.

Why?

Becauthat'swhatyoudo

whenyouesomeoneyouknowinapublicplace.

Ihavemultiplerestrainingordersthatsayotherwi.

Sheldon,there'sadifferencebetweengreetingafriend

andfollowingacelebrityintoabathroom.

Ifthejudgecouldn'texplainittome,

Idon'tehowyouwill.

-Hi,Bert.-Hello.

Oh,hey,guys.

Whatbringsyouhere?

-Oh,we'rehavingdatenight.-Nice.

I'mmeetingsomeone,too.

Oh,yweknow?

ronG-Harmony.

That'saWebsiteforgeologiststofindlove.

That'sarealthing?

loganis"we'reallaboutdating

andnotthecarbon-14kind."

andnotthecarbon-14kind."

Well,havealovelyevening.

,too.

Ifyouthinkthat'smorefunthantalkingtoZacharyQuinto

throughastalldoor,you'recrazy.

Youknow,wecould'vecometoyouguys.

Youdidn'thavetobringthebabyhere.

Oh,it''sgoodtogetoutofthehou.

Andthecarrideputshertosleep.

Aw,thatudtoworkwithSheldon.

Yeah,untilsomeonelefthiminthedrugstoreparkinglot

andhefreakedout.

Whoforgottocrackthewindow?

Hello!

Someone'sbeenshoppingatGucci.

Yeah,IsawsomethingforHalleyandIcouldn'tresist.

That'ssosweetofyou.

Yeah,it'sacrushedvelvetbabycape.

Oh,no,nowwehavetwo.

-Thatmust'vebeenexpensive.-Yeah,itwas.

Butit'smyfather'smoneyandI'mmadathim.

What'sgoingonwithyourdad?

Andifyoureallywanttohurthim,

IlookgreatinChanel.

Itturnsouthedoesn'tcareifI'mmarriedorifI'msingle.

He'sbasicallygivenuponme.

Oh,I'msurethat'snottrue.

pedtryingtofindIndiangirlsformetomarry.

Allyoudidwascomplainwhenhedidthat.

Leonard,he'feelhowhefeels.

-Thankyou,Penny.-Yeah.

Shoes,I'maven-and-a-half;boots,I'maneight.

...MSNSearch,

...MSNSearch,

AltaVista,

AltaVista,

and...AskJeeves.

and...AskJeeves.

You?

Sorry,Idon'thavealistofdefunctarchenginesthatImiss.

ikeIgotstoodup,

-soI'mgonnaheadout.-Oh,no.

Areyousureyoudon'twanttogiveherafewmoreminutes?

Nah,G-Harmonyrecommendsaftertwohours,

it'stimetocutbait.

I'msosorry.

Bert,Iinsistthatyoujoinus.

Youreallywouldn'tmind?

?

Finewithme.

Thanks.I'llgograbachair.

Sheldon,thatwassosweetofyou.

Well,Icoulddeducebyhisfacialexpression

andbodylanguagethathewassad.

Sothepartwherehegotstoodupdidn'tclueyouin?

Youwantmetolookathimandlistentohim?

MyfatherthinksthereasonIcan'tmakearelationshipwork

isbecauI'mspoiled.

I'msorry,ishewaitingforsomeonetodisagree?

Justbecauhehelpsmeout

doesn'tautomaticallymeanthatI'mspoiled.

Allright,howmuchexactlydoeshepayfor?

Okay,I'lltellyou,

butpleadon'tjudgeme.

Hepaysformycar,myrent,andmycreditcards.

I'mtrying,butI'mjudging.

Maybeyourdad'sright.

Yeah,womendolikeamanthatcansupporthimlf.

ButBernadettemakesmoremoneythanHoward.

Shebasicallysupportshim.

Yeah,maybeyourdad'sright.

'se.

Infoek,

Infoek,

WebCrawler,

WebCrawler,

oh,HotBot.

oh,HotBot.

Okay,literallyanyothertopic.

youguysmeet?

Actually,wemetonline.

Our-ourfirstdatewasatacoffeeshop.

Although,unlikeyourdate,sheactuallyshowedup.

Oh,helookssadagain.

Well,Ireallyenvyyourrelationship.

Otherthanyoutwoonlyhavingxonceayear,

you'retheperfectcouple.

You-youknowaboutthat?

Uh,yeah,everyoneattheuniversitydoes.

Wereyouawareofthis?

,IonlytoldLeonard,Howard,Raj,

Kripke,uh,ProfessorWu,ProfessorKlein,

andalunchladyinthecafeteria.

Howeveryoneelfoundoutisamysterytome.

Whyaren'tyoutalkingtome?

BecauI'mmadatyou.

Well,nowI'msorryIasked.

Sheldon,it'shumiliating.

Thankstoyou,mycolleaguesaregossipingaboutourxlife.

Whatistheretogossipabout?

Webarelyhaveone.

That'swhythey'redoingit!

Isitsafetoassumeyou'renotspeakingtomeagain?

Ifyou'renotansweringbecauyou'renotspeakingtome,

perhapswecouldcomeupwithasignal!

Thatworks!

Youdon'tneedyourdad'smoney.

-Youcangetbyonyoursalary.-Yeah.

Well,weworkatthesameplaceasyou,and

-we'vealwaysbeenfine.-Oh,plea.

hlooktenyearsolderthanIdo.

Allright.

igurethisout.

Let'hisyourrent?

Idon'twanttosay.

Isitreallythathigh?

Idon'twanttosaybecauIdon'tknowhowmuchitis.

Youdon'thowmuchyourrentis?

Myfatherpaysforit!Doyouknowhowmuchyourrentis?!

Yeah.

Well,thendoubleit,

becaumybuilding'salotnicerthanthisdump.

Doyouknowhowmuchyourcarcosts?

Notreally.

Well,howmuchdoyouspendonfood?

Thehoukeeperdoestheshopping.

Oh,myGod,youreallyarespoiled.

I'mspoiled?!

Yourbabyhasacapethatcosts$300!

I'mgoingtobed.

Well,wait.

Thisisourfirstfightasacouplewholivetogether.

So?

I'mnotsureoftheprotocol.

Televisionteachesus

thattheman'ssuppodtosleeponthecouch,

butofthetwoofus,you'reclearlymoresofa-sized.

I'mnotsleepingonthecouch

'cauyoudon'tknowwhat'sprivateandwhat'snot.

Thisisn'tfair.

You'vediscusdaspects

ofourphysicalrelationshipwithPenny.

That'sdifferent!

She'saclofriend,nottheladyinthecafeteria

whocutsthecrustoffyoursandwiches!

Thatladyhasaname.

Idon'tknowwhatitis,

butonetime,Iaccidentallycalledhermom?

Soundslikeyou'regonnaneedacheaperplacetolive.

Whenyoumovedhere,youdidn'thavealotofmoney.

How'dyougetby?

Well,sometimesyoucangetfreefood

andWi-Fifromtheneighbors.

Justknow

youmighthavetomarryoneof'em.

Hey,youguysletStuartlivewithyou.

WhynotRaj,too?

What-whatareyoudoing?I...

I-I-Ischleppedthebabyover,Ibroughtimportedbeer.

Whydon'tyoulikeme?

Well,Ithoughtwewerebestfriends!

Weare!

That'swhyI'msadmybestfriend'sgonnabehomeless.

I'msorry,lyjustdon'thavethespace.

Whatifhelivesinyourgarage?

Whatifyoustophelping?!

Guys,I'mnotlivinginagarage!

wetalkingaboutourplace

whenSheldon'soldroomissittingthereperfectlyempty?

That'sagreatidea.

Raj,ifyouneedaplacetostay,

ofcouryouarewelcomehere.

Thankyou,butifI'mgonnajusttakeadvantageofmyfriends,

Imightaswellkeeponrelyingonmyfather.

Okay,onlyifyou'resure.

Whew.

Yeah.

Amy?

Amy?

-Amy?-Yeah?

Notexactlythewelcomewagon,butI'lltakeit.

Whatisthis?

I'mmappingbasictopicsofconversation

andwithwhomtheycanbediscusd.

IcallthecirclesZonesofPrivacy.

Don'tGooglethat

unlessyouwanttoepicturesofpeople'sgenitals.

Thiscirclecontainsonlymeandyou.

Itreprentssubjectsweonlysharewitheachother--

detailsofphysicalintimacy,bathroomhabits.

Although,asI'msayingit,

here.

Areyoureallyworried

aboutrevealingcretstoStephenHawking?

No,Iwasjustexcitedtolisthimasafriend.

Well,Idoappreciateyouworkingonthis.

I'msorryyouwereembarrasd.

AndnowIunderstandthat

somethingsarejustbetweenyouandme,

andintheeventofrednessandswelling,.

What'sthatlittledotinthemiddle?

That'srervedforthoughtsIdon'tsharewithanyone.

Interesting.

Youreallyhavecretsyoudon'ttellme?

Ofcour.

CanIhearone?

No,they'reprivate.

Why?Aretheynaughty?

Alittle.

Plea?

Fine.

Twoyearsago...

...Igotmydriver'slicen.

What?!

Whydidn'tyousayanything?!

Ilikebeingchauffeuredaround.

Itmakesmefeelimportant.

SowhenIgotupat4:eyouacrossthedert

toanantiquetrainmuum,Ididn'thaveto?

No,youdidn't.

Butkeepinmind,

Ifeltextremelyimportant.

What?!

Hello,Father.

Weneedtotalk.

Allright.

Ihavecometoanimportantdecision.

Iwillnotbeacceptingyourmoneyanymore.

I'maman,andIcantakecareofmylf.

That'swonderful!

Yes,thatiswonderful!

Youwillnolongerbeabletoaccumeofbeingspoiled!

Iamsoproudofyou.

Dad,I'mtryingtotellyouoff,

andyou'reruiningitwithyourdelightandrelief.

Sorry.

Oh,no,mygrownsonisgoingtostopspendingallmymoney.

WheredidIfailasafather?!

Yeah,that'sright.

Keepaskingyourlfthat!

ButIstillloveyouverymuch,sodon'tcutmeoutofthewill.

Oh,youbroughtyourownlunch.

Goodforyou.

Yeah,I'mmakingabunchofchanges.

Thismorning,Ifiredmydogwalker.

'sthedoggonnagotothebathroom?

Uh,IgaveheranImodium.

That'stomorrow'sproblem.

veyourattention,plea?

Ihaverecentlybeenmadeaware

thatmypersonalrelationshipwithAmyFarrahFowler

hasbecomewatercoolergossip.

AndIjustwanttosay,shameonallofyou.

We'rescientists.

Ourmindsshouldbefocud

ontheadvancementofhumanknowledge,

nottheintimatedetailsofotherpeople'slives.

He'sright.

AndI'msorryforthepartIplayedinthis.

Thankyou,Bert.

You'manwhostoodyouup

andhumiliatedyoulastnightreallymisdout.

Thatdoesn'tpaintmeinthebestlight.

,I'msorry.

Correction:ThatwomannotonlyhadvigorouscoituswithBert...

shealsotippedhimadollarforajobwelldone.

-Thatbetter?-Notreally.

Allright,well,tosumup--focusonscience,

keepyournooutofotherpeople'sbusiness,

and,uh,whoa,foragoodtime,callBert.

Whatbroughtthaton?

Well,lastnightAmywasangrywithme

becauI'dbeenfoolishlytellingpeople

aboutcertainpersonalmatters.

That'sunderstandable.

Oh,Iknowthatnow.

Atfirst,Ithoughtshewascranky

becauofherhorrificmenstrualcramps,but...

...itturnsout,no,shewasgenuinelymortified.