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小学生英语故事

英文幽默故事：

1、Therewasaguy（家伙，伙计）whowentintoashoptobuyaparrot（鹦鹉）.There

$5,000;another（另一个）one,$10,000;and

thethird（第三）one,$30,tomer（顾客）askedtheowner,“Howthisguy

is$5,000?That’ssoexpensive（贵的）forthiskind（种类）ofparrot.”Theownersaid,

“BecauIhavetrained（训练）himandhecantalk.”Sothecustomeraskedhim,

“Howaboutthisguy?Whatcanhedothatmakeshimsoexpensive?”Theownersaid,

“Well,apartfrom（除了）talking,hecanalsodosomeamusing（有趣的）actions

（动作）,’swhyhe’ssoexpensive.”Thenthecustomersaid,

“Howaboutthethirdone?Whatcanhedothatmakeshimsoexpensive?”Theowner

oftheshopsaid,“Idon’ly（通常）,Ihaveneverheardhimtalk,nor

dance,norwhistle（吹口哨）,norsing,nothingatall!Buttheothertwocallhim‘The

Boss（老板）.

2、Whereistheegg?

Teacher:Canyoumakeantence（造句）withtheword"egg"?

Student:ieceof（一块）cakeyesterday.

Teacher:Thenwhereisthe“egg"?

Student:Inthecake,Sir.

3、Tomisalittleboy,e

（买）aticket（票）ertwoor

threeminutes（分钟）hecomesout,andbuysthecond（第二张）ticketandgoes

fewminuteshecomesoutagainandbuysthethird（第三张）ticket.

rlasks

him,“Whydoyoubuysomanytickets?Howmanyfriendsdoyoumeet?”“No,Ihave

nofriendshere,butabigwomanalwaysstopsmeatthedoorandcutsup（剪）my

ticket.”

4、Teacher:WouldShakespeare（莎士比亚）beagreatmanifhewerestillalive

today?

Student:beagreatman,forsofar（目前为止）nobodyhaslivedto

over400years.

5、:Waiter,there'sadeadfly（死苍蝇）inmysoup（汤）.

Waiter:Yes,sir,Iknow---it'stheheat（热）thatkills（杀死）it.

6、"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-wool（棉花）inyourear?Isitinfected（感染）?"

"No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaythateverythingyoutoldmewentinoneearandoutthe

other,soIamtryingtostopit."

7、Teacher：Weallknowthatbeatcausanobjecttoexpandancoldcaueitto

contract（热胀冷缩）.Now，cananyonegivemeagoodexample（例子）?

John：Well，inthesummerthedaysarelong，andinthewinterthedaysareshort.

8、AGoodBoy

LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents（分）."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyI

gave（给）youyesterday?""Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered."You'rea

goodboy,"saidthemotherproudly（骄傲地）."are

yousointerestedin（感兴趣）theoldwoman?""Sheistheonewhollsthecandy.

（糖果）"

9、Drunk（醉酒）

Oneday,age（年龄）,theboywas

interestedin（感兴趣）allkindsofthingsandwasalwaysaskingquestions（问问

题）.Now,heasked,"What'sthemeaning（意思）oftheword'Drunk',dad?""Well,my

son,"hisfatherreplied（回答）,"look,therearestanding（站着）

Iregard（认成）thetwopolicemenasfourthenIamdrunk.""But,dad,"theboysaid,"

there'sonlyONEpoliceman!"

普通英语故事

Story1IDon’tLikeHer

Bobgoestoanewschool.

Onedayhecomesback,“Bob,doyoulikeyournewteacher?”hismotherasks.

“Idon’tlikeher,efirstshesaysthatthreeandthreeissix,andthen

shesaysthattwoandfourissix,too.”

Story2TenCandies

Motherasksherson,“Jim,ifyouhavetencandies,andyoueatfour,thenhowmany

candlesdoyouhave?”

“Ten.”Jimsays.

“Then,”Motherasks.

“Yes,ndlesareinmystomach（肚子）andsixcandiesareoutofmy

dsixisten,isn’titright?”

Story3Count（数）TomorrowMorning

It’lookingatthesky.

TomisJohn’John“Whatareyoudoing?”

Johnsays,“I’mcountingstars（数星星）.”

Tomlaughs（笑）andsays,“It’countthemtomorrow

morning?”

Story4AddingFeettoaSnake（画蛇添足）

Oneday,

thereisapotofwine（一壶酒）.Whocandrinkit?Theythinkoutanideaanddecideto

inishfirst,youcangetit.

nishesdrawing.“Yeah,I’vefinished.I’mNo.1,”

drawsagainandsays,“Oh,letmeaddfeettomysnake.”Atthetime,a(猩

猩）sawaythepotofwineanddrinks,thenhesays,“Thatisn’ta

ewine.”

Story9CoveringOne’sEarsWhileStealingaBell（掩耳盗铃）

inksheisclever,buthealwaysdoesfoolishthings.

Onedayheesabeautifulbellatthetopofadoor.“Oh!Hownice!Iwilltakeit

home.”Hethinks,“WhatcanIdo?”Afterawhilehehasa“good”idea.“Aha!Ihave

illnotheartheringwhenItakeoffthebell.”

oonashetakesoffthebell,theowneropensthedoor.“What

ateyoudoing?”theownersaysangrily.

Story10AddingEyestoaDragon（画龙点睛）

oodpainter（画家）.Onedayhedrawsabeautifuldragonwithouteyes.

oksatthepictureandsays,“’tagood

picture.”

esandsays,“IfIaddeyestothedragon,itwillflyaway.”

akesheadandsays,“Youareboasting（吹牛）.Idon’tbelieveyou.”

’!The

dragonreallyflies.