ladykiller

沦陷吧臭兔子（Fall,stinkyrabbit!）

Fall,rabbit!(WenHeng,Johnson,short,sweet)

Chapter1

Sweetsweetcoffeeshop.

"WhatcanIdoforyou?""

JungMinraidhishead,lookedatthewaiterbrushedhisface,

eyes,finallystayinthewaiter'ngJun,

haha.

"Alattewithoutsugar,plea."."

SweetandgreasyvoicefloatedintoJun'ar,neverheardsuch

asound,Idonotknowwhohassuchavoice,whatkindofface

willgrow?Fromthemenubehindaglance,theguestwasso

handsome!Well,howdoyoudescribeitasifitwillshine?.

ButheisdifferentfromHyun'bright

feeling......Suddenlyawareofhisabnce,HengJunquickly

ranaway.

JungMindrinkingcoffee,ianof

thecornersofthemouthisgettingbiggerandbigger,andthe

eyoulikeit,the

moreyoulikeit!Loweryourheadanddialanumber:"Hello,

I'adiscount.""

Iheardthetwowords"."Busytone.

JungMinsmiled,anddialthepast.

"What'sthematter?"theimpatientvoicesaid"

"Introducemetoyou,omyourstore."!"

Thetelephonewasmine,longtimebeforeIheardsomevoice

shookwithrage:"ParkJungMin,you......Don'teventhink

aboutit!"Isbusy

Checkout."

HengJuncamequickly.

ZhengWenpaidthemoney,stoodup,alsodidnotgoawayJun

earbreathedslowlysaid:"HengJun,mynameisParkJungMin,

don'tforgetyo~"

BythebreathblowingJunscalp,stiffbody,goodforalong

timetocomebacktolife,howcantheblushisnotscattered

down.

ArowofwhiteteethJungMinbloominthesun,"littlerabbit,

Isawyouyo~"

Secondchapters

Thenextday,sweetsweetcoffeeshop.

JungminhyungJoontolaugh,butitgoestothefrontdesk:

"thebosshere?Iwanttoapply."

"Oh,yes,shasn'tcomeyet.I'llcallhim."."

SaidKimKyuJongpolitely.

"Thebossah,someonetoapplyforyou,comeon~"Guiclock

atthesideofthephonewhilethrowingtotheeternaleyes,

rnalreceivedwaves,towardsa

ethisJungMinLennonLennonI,adryfaggotonablazingfire

scene,lf-assuredorsupercilious,Francine,quietlylifted

thesleevewipedthesweatontheforehead.

Justwaitaminute,re

hinthusiasmJungMinwaving,straightasked:"whichcometo

applyfortheGUIclock?"ThebellofhepointedJungMin,eyes

arelonginthelivingbody.

ThebosslookedlikeJungMin,forthemomentallgone,disdain

said:"simpletwomastertoplaywhatmyshop?"

JungMininsinuatinglysaid:"weareacquaintanceskatashigeah,

somehow,willacceptme!"Withhishandsonhisshoulders.

Yinpattedtheunfamiliarpawandsaid,morecontemptuously,,

"whoisyouracquaintance?""

MasterParkpretendedtobesurpridandsaid,"Oh?"Don'twe

belong?Sowhat'sthis?"Thevirtuousheavydisdainglancesat

theevidencethatprovestheirrelationship,butinthemoment

heestheGod,andsaysangrily,"howcomeyouhaven'tdeleted

it?"!"Youwanttotakeyourcellphoneanddeleteit.

JungMinhadexpected,canlethim!

desperation,hadtoshowkillermace:"Yinheavy~acceptme!"!

Icangetnopay"

Hestoppedthesnatch,thoughtforawhile,anddespistare

JungMin,unabletosay:"cometosignthecontract......"

EternallifeleaneddownandaskedkyuZhong:"XiaoGui,what's

thathandsomeguylookingat?""Guidosmiledsoftly."Wantto

know?"KissmeandIwilltellyouaredyo~"livingonthe

face,andnothardtohammerhim,qiguguaway.

Lookingattheslimshadowofeternallife,

Heaskedsoftly,"HengJun,whatdidheetothebossjust

now?""

"Areyoucunning?"hesaidinsurpri!"

"That'stheboss'spictureofhim!""

Thirdchapters

Checkout."

Junistobeinthepast,JungMingrabthefirst.

HengJunzhengisreadytowipethetable,pickedupthecloth

JungMin,cleanlytidyupthetable.

HJlwatchingweekdaysparkatthistimeislessspoiledtowipe

thefloor,cannothelpbutJunisconcernedaboutthefuture.

Finallyoneday,JunaskedJungMin:"JungMinah,whydoyou

alwaystoldmetograbajob?"

JungMinsomeheadacheholdtheforehead:"becauof

love......"

"Doyouliketowork?""ThesimpleHengJunsimplyasks.

JungMinfeeleyesemtohavealotofstarsinturnahah,

abite,astamp,ahardheartedmakeclearmany:"Iwaschasing

you!"

HyungJoonsomepanic,hewantedtorunaway,onlytobepulled

backJungMingrabbedthewrist,anunspeakablenoferosion

distributedinJungMin'ssmile,lookattheredheadonaface:

"Junah,contactwithme!"

Junlookedupinsurpri,butonhersmilingbutsincereeyes,

faceevenmore,bypassingJungMin'shandandran.

EscapeatJunflustered,JungMinrot:"Iwaslikeabeauty

electriclive,haha."

Fourthchapters

"KyuZhong,helpmechaJoonJoon."!"Theclocklookedstunned

JungMin,thenredface,nodded.

"Theeternalbrother,helpmetopursueJun~kyuJonghad

promid."Eternallifealsoblushed,nodded.(whatalovely

student!

"Yinheavy,helpmechaJunhandsome."!"

"No!"!Youcan'tbefooledbypeoplewhoaresosimple!"

"Imeanit."!"

"That'snotenougheither!"

"Ifyoudon'thelpme,I'llndthatpictureonline."!"

"Isn'tthatstillwithyou?"!"

"Idon'tcare."!"

"......Well,I'llhelpyou."ParkJungMin,youarereallynot

generalnerviness.

Inthisway,JungMinsuccessfullyfoundthree.

"Inordertocelebratetheopeningofoursweetsweetfortwo

hundreddays,weareclodforhalfadaytoorganizean

outing.""Thenextday,"announcedtheboss.

JungMinbigembarrasd,ah,thisisalsoOK?

Onthatafternoon,JungMinsawtoXuJinjin,trottedoverand

grabbedwithJun'shand,said:"well,here,let'sgo"

HengJunbrokeawayfromonesideandsaid:"Yinheavybrother,

Yinheavybrotherhasnotcomeyet,boss!"!"

:"hesaidhewantedtogobacktosleep,donot

come,yougood,huh!"

(Yinheavy:"ah!Whydon'tyouletmego?!"Me:"Lida,youare

inthisarticleisalightbulbah,electriclightbulb."!"HJl

(angry):"whenyou2hj,WenYin,YinSheng,HKisplayingafake?!

PIAyou!""PIA~~"theTS:"whatisthegreengreenjustfly

past?"Smallpumpingo(morethanV)o~~)

Fifthchapters

ZhengWenJunsawlyingonthegrass,pity,glancedathiswhite

clothes,kedintopeople,continue

tolookatthesky,saidhappily:"youeJungMin,moonbright

ah,ethemountainandinthecityisnotthesame."

JungMinmouthcrampsagain,Isaid:"Ithinkyoulookatthe

stars......"

Junsmiled,JungMinatnightfeelJunsmilelikethesunshining,

moonandthestarsemtohavealotoffuzzy,andtheupward

nahot

heart,withlipsonunabletorestraintheemotionsofthetwo

petalpink.

HyungJoonsuddenlysurpridtostarebigeyes,heartbeat

fasterandfaster,camefromtheheartofawonderfulfeeling,

butwasconditionedtowanttopushhimaway,someonesneak,

Wherewouldheresist,butkissdeeper?.AccordingtoChung's

bell,thekisswasthreeminuteslong.

Livetoethisscenequicklytogethiscubshusbandpulled

away,theclockslysmile,raidhischinwiththeindexfinger

gentlyimmortal,thatastheMilkyWaypsychedeliceyesgazing

atthebeautifulboylikelover,smiledandkisdhim.

JungMinhalfopenedhiyes,thetwolipsopenedadistance,

softtrack:"Iloveyou,fromeyouoneeyeonyouatfirst

sight,Ireallyloveyou."

WarmfreshairsprayonJunface,listeningtotheadvertiment

discour,theheartbeatfasterandfaster,pinchhislegto

findareasontoavoidJungMin'yes,"butwearenota

woman......"It'sgettingsmallerandsmaller

ZhengWentosaywhat,butcannotmakeasyllable,Junalso

ignorant,donotknowhowtodo,hadtostandupandturnaway.

LookatJunfartherback,

rolleddownthecheekontothegrass.

HengJun,didnotexpectyou,so,care......

YouwilleJungMin,andmyheartgooduncomfortable......

Thereareactuallytwopeople'stears.

Sixthchapters

Ah!Whyishe,KimHyunJoong,sorough?!Astheboss,3recruits:

frontandABalldayoglethewaiter,waiterthistwodays

playingthewrongsidedish,driventodistraction,muchchange,

coffeespreadtotheground,laborforce

hasbeenabntfromwork!(atO//~~at)

"WhathashappenedtoParkJungMinandthelongwindedlove

beautifuldeadhor?!Haveafulltwodaysdidnotcometowork,

heforgothesignedthecontract?!HengJun,doyouknowwhy?"

Shakehead.

"youlieonyourstomachthetwodays?""

Shakeone'shead.

"Doyouknowwhatyoucallthatexpression?""

Shakeyourhead,shakeyourhead.

It'scalledlovelorn!"

Lovelorn......?HengJoon'swrysmile."ButIhaven'tbeenin

love.".Howcanlovelorn?"

"What?"!Haven'tyoueverbeeninlove?!"Threepeopleataloss

aboutwhattodo,stareateachother,bycommonconnttoroar.

"AreyougoingtotheOlympics?It'ssoneat."......"JunJun's

blackline.

Yinheavy:"weSSmanyfixedguests,arenotallrunningto

you?""

Eternallife:Hengen,didn'tyoucollectchocolatesfrom

childhood,getsoft,removelovelettersandbreakinto

cramps?"

Theclock:"youarenotthelegendoftheladykiller,

white-collarkiller,ladykiller?"

HengJunvomitingblood,moresaymoreexaggeration......

AremakeofthefilmJunshoulder:"Hey,althoughyoudonot

wanttoadmitit,ParkJungMinfellinlovewiththatbastard."

Kyubellandeternallifenod,YinheavymobilephonetoHeng

Jun:"there'sParkJungMin'snumber,youtakeit."."

HengJunholdingacellphone,donotknowhowtodealwith,

"whynotcometowork?""Theanswerisobvious,stimulatedby

yourlf."Haveyoueatenyet?""Hesaid,"eat,"howtorespond,

saying"didnoteat"whatshouldIsay?......

Afterthecancellationofcountlessmessages,itwasfinalized.

"Whereareyounow?""Acruelhearted,ntout.

"IntheSoutheastHotel,shouldberesolvedsoon,youcomeover,

Iinviteyoutodinner.".It'sonthefirstfloorlobby."

HyungJoontookthemobilephonetothefrontdesk,etheclock

kyuhyungJoondecidednottolookabouttospeak,butsaying

nothing,embarrasshim,smiledandsaid:"Iwanttogo,theboss

saysyoucanleave."Whenhesaid"thankyou",hechangedhis

clotheshurriedlyandwentout.

Ontheroadhasreceivedtwomessagesfromthe"clockGUIJun

refueling!"Andeternallife"HengHeng,comeon!""

Well,it'sreallyamodelcouple!

Seventhchapters

Enteringthehotel,Isawthefamiliarfigureatoneglance,

ArehesitanttothepastwhenIsawJungMinsittingopposite

anon-stoptoJungMinblinked,

todeepthought,toJungMinamessagesaying"whatareyou

doing?"

"Forcedbyfriendstoblinddate."."

nheard

cracklingsound,turnedtolookat,lankly

foracond,moneypouredintoJunbody,

gMincame,wantedtocontrol

thetearsslippedout,JungMinsuddenlypanicked,hurriedly

squat,handwipethetearsofJun,lovinglysays:"veryhot

right?"HengJunshookhishead,buthistearsgrewmoreand

moreturbulent.

"ParkJungMin,isthisyourfriend?""HengJun's"rival"asked.

"Iamhislover."."HengJunraidhishead,andhisfacewas

stillhungwithtears,pot

JungMinpetrochemical,"thischildisnoteatingthewrong

medicine......"

Thewomanremembered,"Ialreadyhavealover."."Glancingat

theprettyboysittingonthegroundlookingathim,stomped

hisfeetandturnedaway.

ZhengWentookoutacreditcard,paidforthemeal,theJun

holdtothecar,wentstraighttohisden.

Alongtheway,JungMinopenedquickly,someonewasinthe

pasngeratofasounddidnotdaretosayanything,finally

gotoutofthecar,nskillfullyopen

thedoortopressthepassword,JunChejinhome,someoneask:

"whereisthis?"

"Myfamily!"."ZhengWensuddenlysmiled,butJunisabit......

Horror.

Juntosycophantic"good;youah,hahahaha......"

JungMincontinuetosmileevil,stepbysteptoJunJun,step

back,retreatedtothecornerofthefinalroad,JungMinslowly

slowly,theclawtowardhsbbuttonsonebyone,onebyone,

fromthebottomtheunlock.

PoorHengJungMindidnotknowwhattodo,butdonotknowwhat

todo,witharedface,lookedathisjacketwascasuallythrown

ontheground,cametremblingtoask:"politics......JungMin,

you......Dowhat?......"

Again,dangerousJungMinsmiled,withthebackofhishand

touchedJun'sface:"whatdoyousay?"

HengJunblushedevenmore:"you!"......Isn'tthereanyonein

yourfamily?"JungMin'smother,father,sister,brother,

sister-in-law......Comeandsaveme!

"Yes,Ilivealone."."

Watchsbintotheeyes,JungMinfinallylaughedandpattedJun

suchastomatofacelike:"OK,justkidding,Igiveyoualittle.

Scaldointment."

"Ah?!Such......Ah."

"Why,areyoudisappointed?""

"No,notreally."......"

"That'snotdisappointed?""

"Youhateit."!"

Eighthchapters

JungMinsidetoJunmedicine,admiringtheawkwardandtangled

pinklittleface,veryfortunatelynotrious,notoutof

blisters,ghalotofrelaxation,but

stillverydistresd,withthemostgentleintensity,

carefullycoatedmedicine.

Iswhirlingfeelinginthestomachhavesomestrange,although

inhismedicine,but......Well,don'tthink,don'tthink,well,

I'maninjaturtle,really,ah~~BlueDay

Lookingatthefacemoreandmorered,moreandmoreoftheHeng

Jun,somestrangeask:"doesithurt?""

"No!"......Nopain,justalittle......Itch."

JungMinlowsmile,reallylovelypeopleah!"No,you'reall

'llhurtyourlf."."

"Whereisit?"!Iparticipatedintheprimaryschool

mathematicsolympiad!"

"Thatonlymeansyouhaveagoodnoflogic,anditdoesn't

matterifyou'reclumsy."

"Iwonthechampionshipinthestreetdancecontest."!"

"Thatcanonlyshowthatyourlimbsaredeveloped,andit's

naturaltobestupid."

"Whydoesn'titmatter?"!Youareunreasonable!"

"You'retoostupidtosayI'munreasonable!""

"ThenIwassostupid,

You''tyoucatchme?!"

"Huh?"DoyouthinkI'mafraud?Youdon'tfeelthatwayabout

chayou?"

"WhosaysIdon'tfeelanythingaboutyou?"!Ididn'tsayit

wasyourloverjustnow?!Ifyourearisstillthere,itmeans

you'rethestupidegg!"

......JungMinshocked,"Ithoughtyouweresoangryto

say......"

"Isthereanyonewhoisjealousofsomeonewhodoesn'tlike

him?"!Moron!"

"Reallynotinanger?"Forexample,doyouthinkItoldyouthe

firsttwodays,andtoday,ablinddate,yourheartisnot

balanced,andsoon?"

"Yes,Iam."!Ifyoudon'twanttobelieveme,justdon'tbelieve

me......"

Thewordswereinterruptedbeforesaying:"ofcournot,of

cournot,justtoopleasantlysurprid."......"Pinchedthe

faceoftheman'sface,relievedsmile:"well,legshavebeen

hot?""

"No,no,No."!"

"No,letmehavealook.""

"That'snottrue."!"

"Well,goandchangeclothes."!I'lltakeyouhomelater."

"Grunt!"."

"Whatnoi?""

"......Hungry."

"Donoteatramennoodles,Icookforyoutoeat."."

Nod.

Inthemosttangledthirddays,thefogfinallydisperd.

Ninthchapters

YintookHengJunhandedoverthemobilephone,smiledandasked:

"gotit?""

JunJunnoddedhappily."Well,thankyou,boss."."

"Yin"washandsome,itislikeapowerstationsmile,shocked,

andquicklysaid:"that'sgood,that'sgood,haha."......"

Thenflashawayquickly.

Afterawhile,threedaystoplaythemissingsonparkalsocomes

sweetsweet,smilingtoJun,onhiswrist,lipsonJunears,

lowsaid:"yesterday,Ioweyouone."Thenhewastakenaway

intothestorageroom.

GazeatHengJun'yes:"HengJun,Ifiguredout,Iloveyou,

whetheryouareamanoranalien,orwhetheryoulovemeor

hateme,orIam."......Well."

HyungJoonwithhislipsblocked,interrupted,answered

jungmin.

ThreepourinspiratorysoundsscaredtoJun,JungMinBunny

blushed,kchildeisfiercetohave

alook,thethreepeoplegroupthatpeepsoutfromthecrack

inthedoor,pushHengJuntopushonthewall,continueto

completetheactionjustnow.

Eternallife:"boss,yousaythatguestswillescapesingle?""

"......Anyway,let'swatchtheshowfirst."Kim'sbossalso

showedgreatgenerosity.

Theend

"WhyshouldweJungMin,comehere?"

"Becauwehavebadmemorieshere."."

"You'reamasochism."......Isthatright?"

JungMinturnedandputbothhandsrestingontheshouldersof

Jun,andhisgaze:"Idon'twanttoletus......Aknot."

Stilllyingonthegrass,stillbeautifulstarrysky,butJun

Jun'yesarenotlookingatthemoon.

"Hey,haveyoubeenwatchingwhatIdo?Isn'tthemoononthe

mountainverybright?""

"Becauyoulookbetterthanthemoon?"!(*^__^*)hee

hee......"

"That's,theearthrevolvesaroundme."!"

"Comeon,narcissistic."!"

"I'mturningaroundyou,bunny."."

What'sthepicture?

HyungJoonsuddenlypushedtoeattheirowntoeattofuishigh

JungMin,angrilyasked:"ParkJungMin!What'sthepicture

like?!"

"Whatpicture?""

"Evenifthebosskisdyourface."!"HyungJoonputhismouth

filledwithgas,withrentmenteyesstaringatafaceofdoubt

childepu.

"Uhhuh."......Didhedrinkmuchthatday?......"JungMinflat

mouth,tryingtopretendtobeinnocent:"thenjustbeenshot

down,andthenbenttomymobilephone......"

"Thereemstobesomeonewhowishestocutout,huh?"!"Hyung

JoonoffJungMinclaws.

FromthenewJungMingrabbedhishand,laughandnotlaugh,the

originalangryah,haha,Ieatinthevinegar,

Hahaha。

HengJunanunstablefromnewdragbacktothesofa,mouthis

alsore-tornwolfbite.

"Ithasbeendeleted."."

"Hmm!"."