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...with a little string theory doodling
around the edges. That part's just a joke.
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It's a spoof of the Born-Oppenheimer
approximation.
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So you're, like, one of tho
Beautiful Mind genius guys.
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Yeah.
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This is really impressive.
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I have a board, if you like boards.
This is my board.
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Holy smokes.
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If by "holy smokes," you mean
a derivative restatement of the stuff...
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...you can find scribbled on the wall
of any men's room at MlT, sure.
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-What?.
-Oh, come on.
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Who hasn't en this differential below
"here I sit brokenhearted"?.
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At least I didn't have to invent 26
dimensions just to make the math come out.
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-I didn't invent them. They're there.
-ln what univer?.
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In all of them, that is the point.
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Do you guys mind if I start?.
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-Penny.
-Yeah?.
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That's where I sit.
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So sit next to me.
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-No, I sit there.
-What's the difference?.
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-What's the difference?.
-Here we go.
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In winter, that at is clo enough
to the radiator to remain warm...
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...yet not so clo
as to cau perspiration.
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In the summer, it's in a cross breeze created
by opening windows there and there.
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It faces the television at an angle that is
neither direct, discouraging conversation...
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...nor so far wide
as to create a parallax distortion.
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I could go on,
but I think I've made my point.
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Do you want me to move?.
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-Well....
-Just sit somewhere el.
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Fine.
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Sheldon, sit.
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Ah.
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-Well, this is nice.
-We don't have a lot of company over.
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That's not true.
Koothrappali and Wolowitz come over.
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Yes, I know.
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Tuesday night we played Klingon Boggle
until 1 in the morning.
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-Yeah, I remember.
-I rent you saying we don't have company.
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So, what exactly
are you trying to accomplish here?.
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Excu me?.
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That woman in there
is not going to have x with you.
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Well, I'm not trying to have x with her.
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Oh, good.
Then you won't be disappointed.
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What makes you think
she wouldn't have x with me?.
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I'm a male and she's a female.
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Yes, but not of the same species.
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I'm not gonna engage
in hypotheticals here.
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-I'm just trying to be a good neighbor.
-Oh, of cour.
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That's not to say that
if a carnal relationship were to develop...
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...that I wouldn't participate.
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However briefly.
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Do you think this possibility
will be hindered...
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...when she discovers your Luke Skywalker
"no more tears" shampoo?.
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It's Darth Vader shampoo.
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[KNOCKlNG ON DOOR]
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Luke Skywalker's the conditioner.
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-Wait till you e this.
-It's fantastic. Unbelievable.
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See what?.
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It's a Stephen Hawking lecture from MlT
in 1 974.
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This isn't a good time.
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[lMlTATlNG COMPUTERlZED VOlCE]
It's before he became...
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...a creepy computer voice.
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-That's great, you guys have to go.
-Why?.
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-It's just not a good time.
-Leonard has a lady over.
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[lN NORMAL VOlCE] Yeah, right.
Your grandmother back in town?.
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No.
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And she's not a lady,
she's just a new neighbor.
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Hang on, there really is a lady here?.
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-Uh-huh.
-And you want us out...
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...becau you're anticipating coitus?.
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-I'm not anticipating coitus.
-So she's available for coitus?.
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Can we plea just stop saying "coitus"?.
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Technically,
that would be coitus interruptus.
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Hey, is there a trick
to getting it to switch from tub to shower?.
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Oh, hi, sorry.
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Hello.
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Enchanté, mademoille.
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Howard Wolowitz,
CalTech Department of Applied Physics.
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You may be familiar
with some of my work.
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It's currently orbiting
Jupiter's largest moon...
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...taking high-resolution
digital photographs.
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Penny. I work at
The Cheecake Factory.
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-I'll show you the trick with the shower.
-Okay.
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[SPEAKS lN FRENCH]
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I'm sorry?.
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It's French for "good shower."
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It's a ntiment I can express
in six languages.
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Save it for your blog, Howard.
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[SPEAKS lN FORElGN LANGUAGE]
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LEONARD: All right, there it goes.
It sticks, I'm sorry.
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-Okay, thanks.
-You're welcome.
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Oh, you're just gonna step right--?. Okay.
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PENNY: Hey, Leonard?.
-The hair products are Sheldon's.
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PENNY:
Okay.
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-Um, can I ask you a favor?.
-A favor?.
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Sure, you could ask me a favor.
I would do you a favor for you.
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-It's okay if you say no.
-Oh, I'll probably say yes.
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It's just not the kind of thing
you ask a guy you just met.
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Wow.
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I really think we should examine
the chain of causality here.
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-Must we?.
-Event A:
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A beautiful woman
stands naked in our shower.
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Event B: We drive halfway across town
to retrieve a television t...
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...from the aforementioned woman's
ex-boyfriend.
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Query: On what plane of existence
is there even a mi-rational link...
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...between the events?.
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She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.
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Well, that may be the proximal cau
of our journey...
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...but we both know it exists
in contradistinction...
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...to the higher-level distal cau.
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-Which is?.
-You think with your penis.
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That's a biological impossibility,
and you didn't have to come.
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No, it was a valid hypothesis.
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That was a valid hypo--?.
What is happening to you?.
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Really, thank you so much
for going and trying.
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You just-- You're so terrific.
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Why don't you put some clothes on,
I'll get my pur, and dinner is on me, okay?.
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-Really?. Great.
-Thank you.
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Okay.
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You're not done with her, are you?.
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Our babies will be smart and beautiful.
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Not to mention imaginary.
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-ls Thai food okay with you, Penny?.
-Sure.
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We can't have Thai,
we had lndian for lunch.
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-So?.
-They're both curry-bad cuisines.
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-So?.
-lt would be gastronomically redundant.
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I can e we're going to have to
spell out everything for this girl.
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Any ideas, Raj?.
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Turn left on Lake Street
and head up to Colorado.
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I know a wonderful little sushi bar
that has karaoke.
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Oh, that sounds like fun.
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[SlNGlNG "BABY DON'T GET
HOOKED ON ME"]
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I don't know your odds
in the world as a whole...
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...but as far as the population of this car
goes, you're a veritable mac daddy.
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[ENGLlSH SDH]
